lovable_pisces
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Do all monkeys weave lies?
Not skewed my friend, its a pattern Ive always noticed. I wouldnt bother asking if I it was true only part of the time or half of the time. Since I noticed this pattern, I have stopped dating monkeys. They are better off as friends in my opinion than to be involved in a close vicinity in my life. I take honesty seriously as all people do.
And you are wrong about number 6, he was a sagitarius.
And you are wrong about number 6, he was a sagitarius.
Wow Im glad you guys made yourselfs comfy on my thread. So whats the verdict my dashing monkey bunch?
I could agree to that.
Of course, but you are all little rascals! I still love you monkey bunch though at heart! No matter what I think. lol.
lmao! very cute.
Yup, typical monkey, always causing mischief!
"I am a monkey as well ... I lie occasionally, but I don't lie to test people or for fun ... more for "protection" or as a last resort. We had a great discussion on Pisces and lying on the Pisces forum as you might recall it."
Yeah I remember about that. Its just so strange that every monkey person I have ran into kind of fibs a bit, you know? I was wondering if that was a trait of some sort. Monkeys are considered crafty, quick witted and fairly intelligent, mischeivious animals. So as people that trait might translate into putting a situation in their favor or getting out of trouble by possibly lying or "slanting the truth." Don't get me wrong, they are very fun people. I don't really think I ever met a monkey that wasn't very sociable, inviting and fun to be around.
Yeah I remember about that. Its just so strange that every monkey person I have ran into kind of fibs a bit, you know? I was wondering if that was a trait of some sort. Monkeys are considered crafty, quick witted and fairly intelligent, mischeivious animals. So as people that trait might translate into putting a situation in their favor or getting out of trouble by possibly lying or "slanting the truth." Don't get me wrong, they are very fun people. I don't really think I ever met a monkey that wasn't very sociable, inviting and fun to be around.
see, there goes that lovely language. LOL. *massaging,* oh, please! haha.
I had a friend that put scotch tape on the bottom of his kittens feet. LOL. The poor thing walked around shaking all 4 of his feet the entire way trying to get it off. It was so cute. He took it off after she meowed at him in frustrating. hehe.
I am a monkey male. I am going to tell you straight up the problem is the people you choose to be associated with have bad ethics. Get out of your enviroment and meet new people. You will be pleasently surprised to learn not everyone is like this.
1. This has to do with his ethnics not his zodiac sign. If a man wants to get in your pants, sign is irrelevent. I am not sure how you can make a correlation he lied to you because he was a monkey?
However to be fair one thing is true, monkeys love sex, we are the scorpios of the Chinese Zodiac sign. Yet we don't need to lie to have sex, we can charm our way there. Some of us simply lack charm so I guess they lie. Yet how is that any different for other signs?
2. My mother is a Rabbit aries and she lies like her life depended on it. Does this mean all Rabbits lie? My sister is a Horse Pisces and she lies too. It's so annoying, but again does this mean all pisces born in the year of the horse lie? Nope.
3. Maybe it's just the people who you hang out with. It seems strange to me, because the Monkey's I know have never lied to me, but hey maybe I got lucky in that sense.
4. Again I would have to say this has to do with his personal ethics. There are alot of dead beats out there. The monkey's I know all work hard for their money.
5. Honestly I don't know what to say about this. You seem to attract alot of people who never heard of the word truth.
6. I am sorry you have had such bad experiences with Monkey's. The monkeys I know are not pathological liars, but you won't believe me so what difference does it make.
Now that I think about it, you already have a preconcieve notion of what we are so why bother asking us for our opinions like it mattered? It seems like a contradiction.
1. This has to do with his ethnics not his zodiac sign. If a man wants to get in your pants, sign is irrelevent. I am not sure how you can make a correlation he lied to you because he was a monkey?
However to be fair one thing is true, monkeys love sex, we are the scorpios of the Chinese Zodiac sign. Yet we don't need to lie to have sex, we can charm our way there. Some of us simply lack charm so I guess they lie. Yet how is that any different for other signs?
2. My mother is a Rabbit aries and she lies like her life depended on it. Does this mean all Rabbits lie? My sister is a Horse Pisces and she lies too. It's so annoying, but again does this mean all pisces born in the year of the horse lie? Nope.
3. Maybe it's just the people who you hang out with. It seems strange to me, because the Monkey's I know have never lied to me, but hey maybe I got lucky in that sense.
4. Again I would have to say this has to do with his personal ethics. There are alot of dead beats out there. The monkey's I know all work hard for their money.
5. Honestly I don't know what to say about this. You seem to attract alot of people who never heard of the word truth.
6. I am sorry you have had such bad experiences with Monkey's. The monkeys I know are not pathological liars, but you won't believe me so what difference does it make.
Now that I think about it, you already have a preconcieve notion of what we are so why bother asking us for our opinions like it mattered? It seems like a contradiction.
Posted by BellaBulleautifulPosted by BellaBulleautiful
I'm a Taurus Monkey,and I do not lie.
Sounds like an old Irish drinking song doesn't it?
ooooooh I'm a taurussssss monkey and I do not liiiiiie,if you really piss me off I'll spit in your eyyyyyyye.yadda yadda hooo and a yadda yadda heeeee,you don't wanna f***k with a taurus monnnnkeeeeeey! hey!
top of the mornin' to ya.click to expand
Hey bellabullaeutiful I am a Capricorn metal Monkey and alot of my friends are monkeys too! When we get together it's never a dull moment. BTW is it true that monkeys have an explosive temper when provoked?
Hi there, I have never met a tarus monkey before so I am please to meet you! Inregards to what you said about not finding other Monkeys, they are always doing things so it is difficult to run across one unless you are really looking to met a fellow Monkey. I met most of my monkey friends through social gatherings and art events. I think Monkeys tend to be heavily into the arts but I think we are involved in alot of areas that stimulate our curosity.
Being that you are a monkey yourself, ask yourself where would you go to have fun and I bet you there will be a group of monkeys there too.
As for myself I am usually a jovial person. I can't remember when i have lost my temper. I read in a book that Monkeys are suppose to have them but I have never witnessed it myself but step on my tail too hard and you better watch out. 😉
Being that you are a monkey yourself, ask yourself where would you go to have fun and I bet you there will be a group of monkeys there too.
As for myself I am usually a jovial person. I can't remember when i have lost my temper. I read in a book that Monkeys are suppose to have them but I have never witnessed it myself but step on my tail too hard and you better watch out. 😉
as a rule I usually keep extreme distance from monkeys for reasons similar to the lying, deception, n other things. Finally beginning to date one.. and yes i'm very anxious about it! But i'm willin to give it a try
.... and i'ma tiger.
.... and i'ma tiger.
Hi Taurus monkey, glad to hear that you dont lie...my crush is a Taurus monkey. I am a virgo snake......what do you think of monkeys and snakes people?
LOL I just came in to laugh and give props to the tap dancing raccoon.
Posted by eric11
I am a monkey male. I am going to tell you straight up the problem is the people you choose to be associated with have bad ethics. Get out of your enviroment and meet new people. You will be pleasently surprised to learn not everyone is like this.
1. This has to do with his ethnics not his zodiac sign. If a man wants to get in your pants, sign is irrelevent. I am not sure how you can make a correlation he lied to you because he was a monkey?
However to be fair one thing is true, monkeys love sex, we are the scorpios of the Chinese Zodiac sign. Yet we don't need to lie to have sex, we can charm our way there. Some of us simply lack charm so I guess they lie. Yet how is that any different for other signs?
2. My mother is a Rabbit aries and she lies like her life depended on it. Does this mean all Rabbits lie? My sister is a Horse Pisces and she lies too. It's so annoying, but again does this mean all pisces born in the year of the horse lie? Nope.
3. Maybe it's just the people who you hang out with. It seems strange to me, because the Monkey's I know have never lied to me, but hey maybe I got lucky in that sense.
4. Again I would have to say this has to do with his personal ethics. There are alot of dead beats out there. The monkey's I know all work hard for their money.
5. Honestly I don't know what to say about this. You seem to attract alot of people who never heard of the word truth.
6. I am sorry you have had such bad experiences with Monkey's. The monkeys I know are not pathological liars, but you won't believe me so what difference does it make.
Now that I think about it, you already have a preconcieve notion of what we are so why bother asking us for our opinions like it mattered? It seems like a contradiction.
I thought that Monkey was the Leo of Chinese astrology?
im an aries water monkey, would love an interpretation if any of you know it, have hear some things about monkeys but never the water one...anyways on topic,
we dont usually lie,it's just we couldnt be bothered to tell you certain things because we are so high strung and are minds are always at work.
if we do lie, its probably because we know you dont want to hear the truth.
we dont usually, well i dont usually get away with lies im not too good at it.
We dont lie cold heartidly its of mere lack of concern for you because we do tend to be very self absorbed and in our own world or we're actually trying to avoid a fight or saying something that will upset you.
we dont usually lie,it's just we couldnt be bothered to tell you certain things because we are so high strung and are minds are always at work.
if we do lie, its probably because we know you dont want to hear the truth.
we dont usually, well i dont usually get away with lies im not too good at it.
We dont lie cold heartidly its of mere lack of concern for you because we do tend to be very self absorbed and in our own world or we're actually trying to avoid a fight or saying something that will upset you.
All monkeys are potentially very deceptive.
(As are we snakes)
(As are we snakes)
I'm a monkey as are many of my bffs and we don't lie. As a matter of fact we all HATE lies and know we suck at it even when we think we should its almost impossible to do. Maybe the "Earth" element prevents it.
Posted by michaelfish
All monkeys are potentially very deceptive.
(As are we snakes)
Not so much deceptive but maybe just able to analyze a situation and word things very carefully and thoughtfully?
Posted by MiaSangriaPosted by michaelfish
All monkeys are potentially very deceptive.
(As are we snakes)
Not so much deceptive but maybe just able to analyze a situation and word things very carefully and thoughtfully?click to expand
I'm sticking to my guns here. The exact comment i was quoted on. Snake and Money.
monkey has a high tendency to lie/fabricate because they are mischievous, deception is a strength and weakness
what monkeys have you been hanging out with......bcuz Im straight up with everyone....
Posted by lovable_pisces
I noticed this and have NOT been proven wrong so far. Every monkey I have ever met, has lied to me or has lied about something to some one in their life.
YES. THIS FACT ONLY EXTENDS TO PEOPLE WHO RESIDE UNDER THE MONKEY SIGN IN THE CHINESE CALENDER.
HOLY SHIT LADY
I'm a pisces metal monkey. So this should mean I lie my arse off but I don't usually. Hell everyone lies at one point or another I usually do when I don't want to hurt someone's feelings or when I'm being reclusive and want to be left alone.
I cannot speak as to why the monkeys you encountered lied people have their own agendas and reasons for everything. Some you may find is warranted and some you may not. The person I know who lies the most in my life is a dragon and he is very manipulative.
I cannot speak as to why the monkeys you encountered lied people have their own agendas and reasons for everything. Some you may find is warranted and some you may not. The person I know who lies the most in my life is a dragon and he is very manipulative.
me am aries monkey... i used to lie in order to save my skin but when its about love. i dont lie, i talk frankly
Posted by lovable_pisces
I noticed this and have NOT been proven wrong so far. Every monkey I have ever met, has lied to me or has lied about something to some one in their life. Why do you monkeys do this? Whats the purpose of lieing? Is it perceptive reality or is it the fact that you lie to help get what you want? I'm not trying to blame you, but Im trying to understand this behavior. You monkeys are pretty damn charming, but I really just hate dishonesty in general.
Here are examples:
1. There was this one dashing monkey that I was interested in and he was in me as well. I wanted to be intimate with him and I asked if he had a girlfriend. He said no, but later I found out he did and had been with her for over a year.
2. My mother, the monkey, lies on a constant basis. Sometimes I believe she believes her own BS after a while.
3. My ex's brother was also a monkey and my ex would catch him in lies all the time when he asked him if he did his homework or how he was doing in school. He would lie like a mofo and then admit he was lieing after he realized he couldnt get away with it.
4. I knew some one that had a son that was also a monkey, he lied to him about being broke and would bitch at his father for demanding he get a job. The entire time he was being supported by his mother and just didnt want to get a job.
5. My first relationship was with a monkey and he lied several times in our relationship and a lot more after we broke up. He just couldnt be straight with me. He lied to his band mates about practice. He lied about his friends, twisted his stories, and lied to his then girlfriend that is now his wife.
6. A guy I use to know would be very lovey dovey with his fiance and when he was alone with us, would bitch about her and say he could never wait to get away.
The worse part is, monkeys are terrible liars!! They think they are so crafty at getting away with shit and you can see through their master plan like glass. They are so easy to spot when they lie. Why is this the case??
What is up with this behavior? Can any one kindly explain to me why I keep encountering lieing monkeys? I know Im going to get a bunch of monkeys telling me how honest they are, but my theory hasn't failed me yet. I want to hear an explanation of why this is the case. Not why you are the only monkey to that exception.
I would be very happy to hear opinions!
I date
Posted by CancerCuteyPosted by lovable_pisces
I noticed this and have NOT been proven wrong so far. Every monkey I have ever met, has lied to me or has lied about something to some one in their life. Why do you monkeys do this? Whats the purpose of lieing? Is it perceptive reality or is it the fact that you lie to help get what you want? I'm not trying to blame you, but Im trying to understand this behavior. You monkeys are pretty damn charming, but I really just hate dishonesty in general.
Here are examples:
1. There was this one dashing monkey that I was interested in and he was in me as well. I wanted to be intimate with him and I asked if he had a girlfriend. He said no, but later I found out he did and had been with her for over a year.
2. My mother, the monkey, lies on a constant basis. Sometimes I believe she believes her own BS after a while.
3. My ex's brother was also a monkey and my ex would catch him in lies all the time when he asked him if he did his homework or how he was doing in school. He would lie like a mofo and then admit he was lieing after he realized he couldnt get away with it.
4. I knew some one that had a son that was also a monkey, he lied to him about being broke and would bitch at his father for demanding he get a job. The entire time he was being supported by his mother and just didnt want to get a job.
5. My first relationship was with a monkey and he lied several times in our relationship and a lot more after we broke up. He just couldnt be straight with me. He lied to his band mates about practice. He lied about his friends, twisted his stories, and lied to his then girlfriend that is now his wife.
6. A guy I use to know would be very lovey dovey with his fiance and when he was alone with us, would bitch about her and say he could never wait to get away.
The worse part is, monkeys are terrible liars!! They think they are so crafty at getting away with shit and you can see through their master plan like glass. They are so easy to spot when they lie. Why is this the case??
What is up with this behavior? Can any one kindly explain to me why I keep encountering lieing monkeys? I know Im going to get a bunch of monkeys telling me how honest they are, but my theory hasn't failed me yet. I want to hear an explanation of why this is the case. Not why you are the only
Basically, they find escape holes to take something from you
Watch it when they show they care..
Watch it when they show they care..
I'm a monkey and I'm pretty honest, too honest sometimes.
Posted by Gemican01
I'm a cancer dog and he's a libra monkey we've been together for years, im hoping he doesn't turn out like this :O
I've read somewhere that Dog is the only zodiac sign where monkey stops playing. Because Dog is a sincere character. Also Libra is said to be equivalent to Dog.
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Here are examples:
1. There was this one dashing monkey that I was interested in and he was in me as well. I wanted to be intimate with him and I asked if he had a girlfriend. He said no, but later I found out he did and had been with her for over a year.
2. My mother, the monkey, lies on a constant basis. Sometimes I believe she believes her own BS after a while.
3. My ex's brother was also a monkey and my ex would catch him in lies all the time when he asked him if he did his homework or how he was doing in school. He would lie like a mofo and then admit he was lieing after he realized he couldnt get away with it.
4. I knew some one that had a son that was also a monkey, he lied to him about being broke and would bitch at his father for demanding he get a job. The entire time he was being supported by his mother and just didnt want to get a job.
5. My first relationship was with a monkey and he lied several times in our relationship and a lot more after we broke up. He just couldnt be straight with me. He lied to his band mates about practice. He lied about his friends, twisted his stories, and lied to his then girlfriend that is now his wife.
6. A guy I use to know would be very lovey dovey with his fiance and when he was alone with us, would bitch about her and say he could never wait to get away.
The worse part is, monkeys are terrible liars!! They think they are so crafty at getting away with shit and you can see through their master plan like glass. They are so easy to spot when they lie. Why is this the case??
What is up with this behavior? Can any one kindly explain to me why I keep encountering lieing monkeys? I know Im going to get a bunch of monkeys telling me how honest they are, but my theory hasn't failed me yet. I want to hear an explanation of why this is the case. Not why you are the only monkey to that exception.
I would be very happy to hear opinions!