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Did you know you eat Devils fart?
Posted by ACsquareplutoThanks for your waste of time. Everyone got the point. It’s in Fun forum. You read. You laugh. You fart out of here! Nobody needs your crazy ‘investigation’...Posted by iridiumIt was copied and pasted from here
A literate gemitati post, the rarest of all pokemons
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Posted by ACsquareplutoAhhhh baby! It’s ok! I am just a resident bitch here so Nevermind me! You will learn! LolPosted by Gemitatisorry. 🙈 click to expandPosted by ACsquareplutoPosted by iridium
A literate gemitati post, the rarest of all pokemons
It was copied and pasted from here
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/08/what-is-pumpernickel-bread_n_7019078.html click to expand
Thanks for your waste of time. Everyone got the point. It’s in Fun forum. You read. You laugh. You fart out of here! Nobody needs your crazy ‘investigation’... click to expandclick to expand
Posted by iridiumGotta catch em all
A literate gemitati post, the rarest of all pokemons
Posted by LadyNeptuneI am sure you have all of my posts saved! So you catching...just don’t catch anything you can’t get rid off! LmaoPosted by iridium
A literate gemitati post, the rarest of all pokemons
Gotta catch em all click to expandclick to expand
Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by iridium
A literate gemitati post, the rarest of all pokemons
Gotta catch em all click to expand
I am sure you have all of my posts saved! So you catching...just don’t catch anything you can’t get rid off! Lmao click to expandclick to expand
Posted by LadyNeptuneYou repeating yourself! BORING!Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by iridium
A literate gemitati post, the rarest of all pokemons
Gotta catch em all click to expand
I am sure you have all of my posts saved! So you catching...just don’t catch anything you can’t get rid off! Lmao click to expand
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Posted by TheRabbitJust what doctor ordered! Yummm
I like pickled herring with my Devil's Fart.
Posted by SpaceBirdI knew someone will appreciate it! You love!
It's named after farting goblins ....how cute.
Posted by SpaceBirdGoogle it!
I wonder what Ezekiel means?
Posted by NemDeuxPosted by Gemitati
Pumpernickel is a type of rye bread that is originally from Germany. The origin of the word is pretty entertaining: It’s a German word that comes from pumpern, which means to to break wind and Nickel, a take on the name Nicholas, which is associated with goblins or devilish characters. The word comes from the bread’s “reputed indigestibility.” So, the bread can be translated as the devil’s fart, or something like that.
Now that we’ve got that covered, let’s investigate how this devil’s fart bread is actually made. Pumpernickel is made with pumpernickel flour, which is made from whole rye berries that have been coarsely ground.
What we really do with pumpernickel over here: use them as paperweight, doorstopper, or give it to krampus on the 5th of December. It just keeps finding its way back to the home. Lmao.click to expand
LMAO!
Posted by NemDeuxPosted by GemitatiPosted by NemDeuxPosted by Gemitati
Pumpernickel is a type of rye bread that is originally from Germany. The origin of the word is pretty entertaining: It’s a German word that comes from pumpern, which means to to break wind and Nickel, a take on the name Nicholas, which is associated with goblins or devilish characters. The word comes from the bread’s “reputed indigestibility.” So, the bread can be translated as the devil’s fart, or something like that.
Now that we’ve got that covered, let’s investigate how this devil’s fart bread is actually made. Pumpernickel is made with pumpernickel flour, which is made from whole rye berries that have been coarsely ground.
What we really do with pumpernickel over here: use them as paperweight, doorstopper, or give it to krampus on the 5th of December. It just keeps finding its way back to the home. Lmao.
LMAO!
Don't ever accept one as a gift. 😄
Chuck it immediately!click to expand
How do I refuse a gift? 👀
Posted by PinsNNeedles
Subway guy: And what kind of bread would you like?
Me: Farts... Fresh outta hell, please.
😝
Lmao!!! Oy vey! 🤣🤣🤣
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Now that we’ve got that covered, let’s investigate how this devil’s fart bread is actually made. Pumpernickel is made with pumpernickel flour, which is made from whole rye berries that have been coarsely ground.