A weird misdirection

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haha we do get drunk quite frequently! I'd say we were nicely tipsy though. It just never occurred to me, the conversation we had after is what makes me question it. She's told me about all the weird girl conquests and how ugly a penis is *shrugs* and yep up to that point I was convinced she knew I was a manwhore. Now I'm bringing breakfast to bed for her and my mind is just trying to unravel it all.

That could be true scenic! and hello :3 I mean she's had quite some time to explore her sexuality given we're both going into 30s... not ruling it out since I've only known for about a year.
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Posted by VivaciousScorpio
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Posted by VivaciousScorpio
Posted by aquasnoz
This is going to be as vague as it gets.

Is there a reason a gemini would lie about being a lesbian.
Some lesbians go for cock every now and again.

It's true!
damn it, I was a boy toy! It's not even christmas yet!
She got too excited and had to unwrap you early
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oh so many bad and dirty puns flowing through my head right about now.