HELP ME MY SHE LEFT ME FOR A GEM

I don't know what to do my girlfriend a Truaus left me for a Gemini Lesbian. I know most Gemini men are deficient when it comes to sex and this drives the women to turn to each other. do you think there is a chance we could get a 3 way thing going. I can understand why she left the lesbo can lick her eyebrows. Alas I may be heart broken.

Your heart is broken because you realize that you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. 😉 To say that Gemini men are sexually deficient proves your weakness as a man. How would you know about Gem men and sex? Funny, cuz I don't know of a woman that's been with a Gemini man that hasn't said that it was the best and most intense sex that they ever had. Are you a Virgo Mr. Tate? If so, that would explain alot. Your robotic moves would get boring even to a Taurus woman. Nice! LOL!

Maybe she just found a woman that was more man than you. *shrugs*

Peace,
~GM

Posted by Ccdarling
I don't think they will be needing your assistance 😛.

They might need him to be the water boy and the score keeper. 😉

AH but I am a capricorn mr. GM I just come here to see how many Drama queens and kings I can draw forth. The gem board being the home of drama I knew someone would jump forth and put there over inflated ego on the line.

Earth is Earth, same shit, different animal.

The only time drama comes to the Gem boards is when pathetic little boys and girls with no lives and intelligence they receieved out of a box come over here to create b.s. Nice try though, goat. 😉 Your life is soooo boring that a boring Taurean left you for what everyone eventually needs.......AIR! LOL! Oh, btw, I know when you bait, and I love to take it. It gives me a chance to whip your ass as usual. My ego isn't false, it's very real. Yours is the false ego of the Cappy, Mr. Woods. How's it worked out for you so far? Oh yeah, the Taurus chick saw you for that too and found herself a real man. So, continue, mate in less than 3. Dude, I can't express how much I'm laughing my ass off right now. And they say I'm a communicator! Not always apparently. Cuz you make my cheeks hurt!! I don't mean my ass cheeks either, Cappy boy. I know how you Cappy boys like the D.L. ROFL!!! No, seriously. Funny, I think your persona is being discussed on one of the other Gem boards. Can you guess which one?

~GM

You are a wise owl Gemtaur!

~GM

J.T. you just don't have anything else to do because like the Scorps you too are boooorrrring and without true substance. So, come over anytime, you always tend to leave with your tail between your legs. Like the water signs, it will stick with you, not us. Still got much love for you though bruh! You too LS! Maybe you two should hook up? Water and Earth makes for an interesting mixture, dontcha think?

Btw, JT. When you say something stupid expect to get blasted for it. At least you openly admit that what you said about Gem men was stupid. I bet you don't even know that you admitted it do you? Read your post again. 😉 Who's playin who son? I did the impossible and got you to admit that you said something stupid. I bet my Gem brothers and sisters can spot that chink in your light armor, James Tate. 😉

~GM

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Posted by LovelyScorp
mission accomplished 🙂 good job sweets!

how's it mission accomplished, hun, if we know what he's up to?

he can't apologize; this is Cappy at his passive aggressive finest.

he's been at it in various ways for a while now. today he managed to gather the courage to actually come on the board after having his ass whooped some time back, so we throw him a bone.

we're lovers not fighters after all 😉

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Don't wrestle with a pig, because you'll get dirty and the pig will enjoy it. 😉

~GM

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Posted by LovelyScorp
mission accomplished 🙂 good job sweets!

Hahahha! Yep, the Taternator never fails to deliver....

😉 😛

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Oh lord! The "Kiss-Ass" is back! Woo Hoo!!!

Posted by james tate
AH but I am a capricorn mr. GM I just come here to see how many Drama queens and kings I can draw forth. The gem board being the home of drama I knew someone would jump forth and put there over inflated ego on the line.

lol!

WTF I went to the pub at half nine last night and these fucks spent the night ranting about me. what a sorry ass over inflated ego bunch they are. you may spend your day ranting on I need to do something more exciting than listening to your rants Think Ill go milk the goats.

I only read through a few of these and thought Mr. Tates post was great personally, all humor aside...hehe Mr. Tate go ahead and ask if you can join, you and the taurus may bump heads but the gemini may consider it 😉

OMG its a mix of Gem and Taurus isn't that iccest

Make that incest I was so shook it through me.