I'm expecting a baby
This topic was created in the Gemini forum by HouseCleaning on Friday, May 20, 2016 and has 21 replies.
One night i was sleeping and i felt something between my legs, but i ignored it and continued sleeping. I woke up in the morning to a turkey baster there between my thighs. I was distraught, ashamed, and confused as to how it got there. I thought maybe it was from the other day when i was basting myself in the sun while i stewed in my own juices. I went to the doctor and he says i've been impregnated. I don't know who might of done this or where to turn. I seek the wisdom and guidance of this forum to help my through this trying time.
I'm too young and bearded for babies.
do turkey basters make for good fathers?
I'm too young and bearded for babies.
do turkey basters make for good fathers?
Blame Firebunny.
Posted by sadpopcorn
OMG @ your Avi hahahhahahahhahah
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Lol
Posted by whatthecrabPosted by HouseCleaning
I went to the doctor and he says i've been impregnated.
You should stop waggling those eyebrows at people on the internetclick to expand
you want in on this? i need some krone for child support
excuse me, i need time to gather my thoughts and composure
Food babies don't count. Those are called turds.
One of my favorite gifs...! *gah*
One of my favorite gifs...! *gah*
Posted by HouseCleaning
excuse me, i need time to gather my thoughts and composure
Take All The Time You Need.
I'm so happy about this thread.
Posted by sadpopcornPosted by Mohini
I'm so happy about this thread.
that fedora seems happyclick to expand
Mmm the person beneath it is too.
Hey ands. So I change my avi, my name and all that jazz. Why do you do it?
Posted by sadpopcornPosted by MohiniPosted by sadpopcornPosted by Mohini
I'm so happy about this thread.
that fedora seems happy
Mmm the person beneath it is too.
Hey ands. So I change my avi, my name and all that jazz. Why do you do it?
i like starting freshclick to expand
Me too. Xo
Posted by xXxAliciaXxXPosted by RumiL
I for sure thought this was either @Prince_Pisces or @exxtasyx
Since when does Rumi post sassy gifs?click to expand
This Mariah Carey gif was (ab)used by Hydorah in the past(at one point) :p .. I used this gif to post on his thread and reposted it here again :p
I love these gifs though tehehe
Posted by TheLibraMudra
Just put in the order for your cake, sexy mama!
Everyone gets these adorable sperm cupcakes to
Bring home too
thanks libramudra
My General Tso baby from a couple weeks back.
Posted by Hemispheres
My General Tso baby from a couple weeks back.
I almost had to have a B-Section for that little bastard.
Lmao....
Greatest thread ever...
Congrats, @HouseCleaning!!!
You're going to make a wonderful mother!!
Greatest thread ever...
Congrats, @HouseCleaning!!!
You're going to make a wonderful mother!!
Congratulations on your new family member...
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