...for the intelligent folks. Oh well, intelligent/pretentious 😄
20 smart jokes...
Why do I love all of these— I'm super corny oh my gosh
Posted by trashedbliss
Why do I love all of these— I'm super corny oh my gosh
Must be because you're a Virgo? lol
A Virgo friend passed me the link last night.
Lmao! This has made my day
I know ands, I only try to be funny and fail miserably 😢
You didn't get my humor in that Rick Astley reply on the Taurus Board right?
I said "Never.." not as in "I will never do that" but "Never gonna giveeee you upppp..Never gonna leeeet you down" etc.
You didn't get my humor in that Rick Astley reply on the Taurus Board right?
I said "Never.." not as in "I will never do that" but "Never gonna giveeee you upppp..Never gonna leeeet you down" etc.
Oh, Damnata, your true "Lambie" self.....
No really, that isn't a tear in my eye!!!! *sniffle*
No really, that isn't a tear in my eye!!!! *sniffle*
So, I met my horse buddy for drinks the other night.
As he sat down, I asked "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
*rimshot*
As he sat down, I asked "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
*rimshot*
Lol let me see.
Posted by ShruikanPosted by Denver34
Oh my god....so lame
What Denver's wife said the first time she saw his penis.click to expand
Was she using a microscope?
Posted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by ShruikanPosted by Denver34
Oh my god....so lame
What Denver's wife said the first time she saw his penis.
Was she using a microscope?click to expand
Yes, an electron microscope.
I loved the programming jokes, the science jokes.
I liked the Higgs particle joke.
I almost didn't get the first logician joke but then I remembered a logician I used to know. and I understood.
I liked the Higgs particle joke.
I almost didn't get the first logician joke but then I remembered a logician I used to know. and I understood.
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