Fishing vs Sex
This topic was created in the Jokes forum by Qbone on Friday, July 27, 2007 and has 2 replies.
? #1 - No matter how much whisky you've had, you can still Fish.
? #2 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
? #3 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
? #4 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
? #5 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
? #6 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
? #7 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
? #8 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
? #9 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
? #10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
? #11 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
? #12 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbourhood to buy Fishing stuff.
? #13 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.
? #14- There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
? #15 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
? #16 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
? #17 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
? #18 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favourite activity.
? #19 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?
? #2 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
? #3 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
? #4 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
? #5 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
? #6 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
? #7 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
? #8 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
? #9 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
? #10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
? #11 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
? #12 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbourhood to buy Fishing stuff.
? #13 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.
? #14- There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
? #15 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
? #16 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
? #17 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
? #18 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favourite activity.
? #19 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?
#2, #4, #8, #10, #12. lol!
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