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Nov 11, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 384 · Topics: 58
This is chuckle worthy - type out the sentence you end up with in the>subject line and forward it on....and also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mum
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
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Nov 11, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 384 · Topics: 58
I choked on a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I do.
So there :p
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Apr 08, 2007Comments: 0 · Posts: 1118 · Topics: 28
I kicked a birdbath b/c I was high.
i kicked a noodle bcoz i'm cool wif that & bcoz i was high!!hehe
sum of these is fun hay.....hahaha
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Jun 05, 2007Comments: 0 · Posts: 327 · Topics: 40
I murdered Chuck Norris because thats how I roll?
LMAO.
Niccee.
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Aug 16, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 903 · Topics: 48
I choked on my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want?
I sang to a pickle because that's how I roll.
hehe, thats cute =)
I dry humped my science teacher cause I was drunk
I did the Macarena with my science teacher because I'm NOT a homosexual?? T_T
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Mar 24, 2006Comments: 163 · Posts: 6615 · Topics: 326
I sang to my best friends boyfriend because I'm cool like that.
I had lunch with a gangster because I hate myself. haha
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Feb 29, 2008Comments: 0 · Posts: 1789 · Topics: 62
i smoked an ipod because i'm cool
I dance with a mexican because I'm a ninja lmaoo
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Jul 29, 2009Comments: 0 · Posts: 477 · Topics: 10
I ran over my best friend's boyfriend (damn straight) because i'm not a homosexual
I dismembered a stuffed animal because I'm a ninja.
I had lunch with a birdbath because the voices told me to.
lmao!! whats really funny is thats my average afternoon.