Jokes those are funny to me
This topic was created in the Jokes forum by NaughtyTaurus on Sunday, July 7, 2013 and has 3 replies.
What's the difference between a wife and a terrorist ?
Well ... you can always negotiate with a terrorist .
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Well ... you can always negotiate with a terrorist .
Sorry if repost
My boss just brought his newborn son into work to show everybody.
I said, "Wow, he's just like you isn't he?"
He said, "Awww, do you really think so?"
I said, "Yeah, he's got no hair, he hasn't stopped whinging and he has a tiny dick."
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I said, "Wow, he's just like you isn't he?"
He said, "Awww, do you really think so?"
I said, "Yeah, he's got no hair, he hasn't stopped whinging and he has a tiny dick."
Sorry if repost
The teacher asks the class, "What's white and has two legs?"
The pupils answer: "A chicken!"
"Right. Very good, but it could also be a goose. Now, what's black and has four legs?"
The pupils say: "A dog!"
The teacher happily replies, "Right, but it could also be a cat."
Peter raises his arm. "I've got a question, too. What's stiff and dry when you put it in and small and slippery when you pull it out?"
The teacher gives him a slap in the face.
Peter replies, "Right, but it could also be a chewing gum."
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The pupils answer: "A chicken!"
"Right. Very good, but it could also be a goose. Now, what's black and has four legs?"
The pupils say: "A dog!"
The teacher happily replies, "Right, but it could also be a cat."
Peter raises his arm. "I've got a question, too. What's stiff and dry when you put it in and small and slippery when you pull it out?"
The teacher gives him a slap in the face.
Peter replies, "Right, but it could also be a chewing gum."
Sorry if repost
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