NEW AUSSIE PICKUP LINE
This topic was created in the Jokes forum by Pisces1803 on Thursday, October 10, 2013 and has 2 replies.
A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside
him so he leans over and says,
"You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
later when I'm drunk."
Almost brings a tear to your eye. Doesn't it!
him so he leans over and says,
"You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
later when I'm drunk."
Almost brings a tear to your eye. Doesn't it!
Posted by Pisces1803
A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside
him so he leans over and says,
"You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
later when I'm drunk."
Almost brings a tear to your eye. Doesn't it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ROFL!!! LOL!!! DA FUQ!? I'm struggling to breath right now, hahahaha.
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