Pisces1803
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NEW AUSSIE PICKUP LINE
Posted by Pisces1803
A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside
him so he leans over and says,
"You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
later when I'm drunk."
Almost brings a tear to your eye. Doesn't it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ROFL!!! LOL!!! DA FUQ!? I'm struggling to breath right now, hahahaha. 😄
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him so he leans over and says,
"You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
later when I'm drunk."
Almost brings a tear to your eye. Doesn't it!