The Blond and the Ventriloquist
This topic was created in the Jokes forum by tollbooth on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 and has 4 replies.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes.
Suddenly, a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full
potential as a productive member of society.
Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blonds, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blond yells:
"You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!"
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes.
Suddenly, a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full
potential as a productive member of society.
Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blonds, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blond yells:
"You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!"
lol
thank you
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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