Virtouso

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My friend emailed this to me today... its hilarious ๐Ÿ˜›




Virtouso: a person who has special knowledge or skill in a feild ๐Ÿ˜›


heard on the radio, an Arabian was interviewed at the US Embassy.

Counsillor : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz

Counsillor: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Counsillor: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels

Counsillor: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too

Counsillor: Man,.........i isn't it hostile?
Arab :Horse style , dog style , any style

Counsillor: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!