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EVERY Leo I know has an extremely large penis. What say you, people?
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I was married to one for 12 years, and it's true. But he was impotent the last eight of the twelve. When their ego goes, so does the rest of it.
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Mar 22, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 2804 · Topics: 142
Sags ARE usually well endowed also! I forgot about them...You are SOOOO Right. AND they LUV giving head!
Ladydane, THAT MUST SUCK! I'm sorry to hear anyone that had to go through that. What happened to destroy his ego?
Cancerlady
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LMAO OMG LMAO
ok.. now that I have that out of my system... C'mon guys-- you know the zodiac has nothing to do with it. (but on a side-note, I've never been disappointed by a virgo-- and I have a cancer friend-- where every woman he's slept with has ended up stalking him)
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Yah ladydane.. that does suck (no pun intended). *Gulps* 8 years? Whatever did you do for fun?
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Virgo's try to create a new uterus! Me no like!
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Aries--> Totally into himself
Taurus--> Decent size, slow winder (good)
Gemini--> He was young, so I forgive him
Cancer--> Decent, but we were young
LEO----> Hung like the lion, Work it, Work it (Uh, Oh)
Libra---> Wanted me to do all the work
Scorpio--> Small penis, comes too fast (3 the same way!)
Sag---> Whoa, Yeah It takes too to make a thing go RIIGGHT! (Only in bed)
Capricorn--> Small penis, but VERY FREAKY!
Aquarius--> Skinny but sometimes effective (came too fast)
Pisces---> OMG Emotions, size, affection, extravagant lies, you KNOW there is more than one woman but you can't prove it, wanna act all jealous that you have other choices even though he is never around...oh sorry I digress
I just realized...I've been around the Zodiac! It was mostly in college. I had a hot a $ $ stage. WHAT SAY THE PEOPLE?
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Feb 23, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 2255 · Topics: 55
LMAO CancerLady and Sweet P
CancerLady-- you know how to have fun!
Sweet-P, if you haven't seen it all, looks like you haven't missed much.
I'll have to disagree on the Aries-- the one I dated was Mr. "SPARKS and FIRE" in the bed. But no romance-- no foreplay-- just down to business!!! It was like a trip to the gynecologist, only faster-- and more frequent.
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Cancerlady-- you bring new meaning to HOT-Lanta!!
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"But no romance-- no foreplay-- just down to business!!! It was like a trip to the gynecologist, only faster-- and more frequent."
LOL!
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(LOL) Yeah, that's why I hated the Aries...who likes going to the gyno? Unless he is a LEO! That was the best I ever had! Why did I screw it up?
The funny thing is I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18! Then my Senior year in college, I was Ms. Girlz Gone Wild!!!! I was jealous b/c I had only had 3 men by that time & my closest female & gay male friends kept talking about all the good sex I was missing. They were the real sluts! They would have two or more men in a matter of hours on special occasions...always showing me their handprints on the butt, I wanted handprints too! I quickly discovered promiscuity with young guys is LAME!
Then when I came to Atlanta...THE BOYZ LOVE ME & I LOVE THEM! I would just get tired of them after 1-2 times, so I became the queen of 1-2 nite stands. Not on purpose though! They always had some irrevocable flaw & I am SO picky anyway! Stupidity abounds here!
Then again, my venus is in Gemini and mars in Taurus. Read up on them, you'll understand. I have to be open, because when I become famous, it will come out anyway! This way you won't have to subscribe to the Enquirer. I'm saving you $ $ $ 
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Good morning Looks around at the beautiful women. Flashes a smile
And how are you radiant ladies doing today?
Giggles abound LOL
Feels like I'm walking into a beauty parlor lol.
Virgos try to create a new uterus?
Give me a break Cancerlady lol. That was only once and I swear my designs were . . .you tell me. Currently, how many uterus' you know can make a decent hazelnut soymilk latte? A guy wakes up in the morning and needs to start his day, I mean. . .okay. I'm actually a little queasy thinking about that lmao.
No seriously. You did the other signs. For better or worse, grace us with your interpretation of Virgoan Sexuality lol 
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R U Kidding? I dunno-- my Virgo is an animal. He doesn't care about the mess at all.... could be because he has a venus in Cancer, and mars in Leo. (or could be that he's a man- and men can't resist a cute butt and a smile
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WELL...Mr. V-Squared
Virgos: Nice size but he tried to beat my back out!
I can't deal with all that rough sex! I mean be rough to my body, but not to my cooter-bug! It hurts! I have only had one Virgo though...I think. Then again he said he was trying to hurt me because I wouldn't give him the time of day for the longest.
"Well, when you live with your girlfriend, and you are my neighbor that would make me a flagrant whore!" I say & he just doesn't get it. By the way, he ended up breaking up with her because that B!#CH threw his cute little white puppy out of their 3rd story window & killed it!!! Can you believe the nasty, dirty, bit&h! That was shady! He cried like a baby, but she went to jail....GOOD RIDDANCE!
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S-The-Day
YOU ARE FUNNY, right, but FUNNY!
My Virgo best friend is a freak, but she does do have of her freaky stuff in the bathtub...So she tells me.
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I meant half
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Ok ladies-- time for me to hit the showers-- I've rumbled around in this conversation long enough. *watching where I step*
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Look no more talk, all you have to do to decide is, stick it in take a dura stick marker and mark it where it can't go any futher. Then you girls will know how much you are missing. or just press your lips real hard depending where its stuck.
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I have a better idea about Virgos!
Give them coordinates!!!!
LOL!
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Sorry I hadn't got back to this topic for awhile.
My Leo ex, where do I start?
Married for over 12 years, he tells me the last year he has an impotence problem and I was not the first. Would not get help, too proud. He figured if he had sex with another woman he would conquer it. Thus the divorce. He fell in love with someone else and left. Has been with 3 other women in the last 1 1/2 years to no avail.
What did I do in the meantime? Next to nothing but for the kids and my job. I had to keep things running; he doesn't pay bills. He got me pregnant and I carried it until he broke the vows. I have no idea if he was with other women during the marriage. He said he was trapped...lol.
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Gee ladydane.. all joking aside, I'm sorry to hear about your ordeal. It must have been very hard and painful for you.
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Actually it wasn't hard and that was the problem....
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People, dont you all think that this topic is big a SCRATCH for pride loving Leos?
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You have a point haffo, but there don't seem to be many leo males on here anyway. I guess they are off scratching their...
I only wrote it because it was true in ALL cases, and I wanted to see if my theory was right
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I've been with a leo & his penis was a little bigger than average, but his obsession with it made him an awful lover, likely the worst. I think he'd be happiest just touching himself!
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well,,,I must say this post really gave me the laugh I needed,,,heres my addition to the humor,,lol I was with a leo and a capi,,,well the leo was decent, but slender,adn all into him self and yuck,,messy,,,I actually started to not look forward to anything with him,,and my capi,,well I can actually say size didnt matter,,( small) but omg did he know how to work it,,lol...I was with a scorp as well,,and yum,,I havent seen the rest of the signs ,,but I got this libra guy,,hehe,,we havent done anything yet,,but I will let ya know..lol Bet the guys are having a field day with readin these posts..

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Well AquarianKisses, I am proud to have created a post that made you laugh...
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lol ty Cancerlady, but it was also informative as well. something alot of women or men dont get to talk about. well in a decent manner. thanks for bringing up the subject.

AK I happen to disprove this theory. The Leo I knew had exactly the opposite problem.
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I know a little late with this one but here it goes. The cancer I was with was a great performer, but not much forplay bummer.
Now the Leo I was with for over a year, he could light a fire in any furnace, talk about passion hot enough to burn you, whew. And was he good at foreplay, you bet your sweet A-
he was. Great with his hands, but the main show was over way to fast,
Talk about frustration, doesnt a guy know if you are going to get a girl all worked up its not nice if you cant deliver so everyone is happy. Thats the worst thing that anyone can do is walk away leaving their partner feeling completely unfinished. I mean pick up a toy or something for goodness sake and get busy.
When I mean unfinished I mean that once the big event starts its over in less five minutes, then to just walk away because they are done, cruelty just pure cruelty! He has to know how bad that is you would think! or is functioning under a sadly misguided conception of his abilities.
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But was it big TW2
leo definately hung like a lion!!!And knows how to make me even roar!!!!
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AquarianKisses: "Bet the guys are having a field day with readin these posts.."
true, true....
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im confused the discovery chanel says male lions aren't that big and only last about 30 seconds each session
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you mean the actual animals... ???? lol
tiamat, i've been trying to avoid you lately, in case you feel chased by me 
but it's impossible! it's either a thread that doesn't get my interest, or you're in it. a funny game it is!
sorry mate, i'm right behind you, grrrrrr..... like haffo on a red moon!
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thats okay
LMAO Lady????
Too funny...but I do have to admit my x hubby was quite indowed...but the only problem here was he knew it!!...He would stand in front of the mirror and say and i quote "i have a nice bulge"....I told him he was nuts...but he was xciting in bed..
And the thing about bein all around the zodiac..OMG...LMFAO... too funny... I can only admit to bein with a cancer, a taurus and a leo...the cancer was small but half assed knew how to use it...the taurus(#1 well he had a nice u know what, and knows how to use it!!) and my leo well i already told ya..but the taurus(#2) well he is not so well hung but sure knows how to use it!!!!! no complaints here...I also have an aries bedfriend and he's not so bad either...
hmmmmm.....all this talk about sex...i need to stop now...don't take much for us leo's ...lol
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"Scorpio--> Small penis, comes too fast (3 the same way!)"
...some weak Scorpios...and some weak Fortune for you cancerlady.
I know there are many dissappointment Scorpios out there, and definately enough to give me a chance to FEEL the difference between the sharpest Scorpios and the watered-down Scorpios (sorry if I offend anyone here but it's fact)
The sharpest Scorpio women I know can go for days, its out of the ordinary lol. And small penises??? Poor you, that's a bad ass shame lol.
Scorpios are renowned for their staying power in anything from career work to bedroom work, I can't stand when someone talks about a Scorpio(s) who couldn't live up to the standard hahaha. It's killing off the supernatural legacy!
Oh well, I guess for every 1 dissappointed lady out there, I'll have to go out at night and make believers out of 2 ladies to keep things relatively balanced, heheh. 
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Oh yeah,I completely forgot about this whole mess,trying to forget it.But yeah,there is Anthony Keidis who was born on november 1st. who doesn't have a small penis "The sock incident".
My ex must have missed out on that gene.. Sex was brilliant though, despite humble penile stature.
Hmmmmmm.... heartbroken over a virgo... debating a rebound with a leo.... this all was to tormenting for my soul..... it makes me miss my virgo, even though I never saw it(his thingamagig that is), but rumour has it he is well endowed and wonder about my leo who is showing so much interest in me, it scares me after spending time with a self involved, disappear-reappear virgo.
Interesting thread, but how large is a large penis? Of course, I?m asking because I have a lot to live up to.
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DUDE! I HAD MY FIRST LEO AND IT'S TRUE!
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HAHAHA Cancerlady
Aries--> medium
Taurus-->
Gemini-->
Cancer--> small fry
LEO----> "Hung like the lion, Work it, Work it (Uh, Oh)" - - - AMEN LOL!
Libra--->
Scorpio-->
Sag---> Boy did I need a magnifying glass for that!
Capricorn-->
Aquarius--> Same as Cancerlady, comes to fast...small fry also...
Pisces--->
Virgo -> Well, Virgo is Pisces' "ultimate sex partner" nomatter the size, target is always hit lol.
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Aries- never dated one.
Taurus-I've kissed a couple and can feel the electricity even before I touched them. Must be the mars in Taurus ; )
Gemini- Never dated one
Cancer-Slept with 2 both average size. 1 the best oral.
Leo-never dated one
Virgo-Never dated one, BUT have plenty good virgo friends who try. 
Libra-never dated one.
Scorpio- hehehuhhuh (laughs like beavis and butthead) I stuck around for 15 years, didn't I?? lol j/k
Sag-OK, honestly the biggest in my book.
Cap-Never dated one
Aqua-Never dated one
Pisces-3 altogether, yet only 2 sexually. 1 my first kiss. 1 father of my first and only child. 1 my first time period. It seems they can talk me into anything. Left them all for the same reason.
I just realized all my most serious relationships have been with water signs. hmmm... well Leo men, so much to say so lil time,they are beautiful had dated 5, why is everything so goddamn EXXTRA, Yes they do have large penises but i found they didnt work well although they were very passionate and dramatic. I found if they were ever hurt in a prior relationship that they blame every girl that comes along after that, its easy to hurt their pride. Games games games THATS HOW TO GET TO THEM.... THEY SECRETLY LOVE IT
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LeoWithCap,
SAY IT, lol
Dear cancerlady ,how do you rate the penis of a cancer guy?
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This thread always manages to make it to the top . . hmm . .
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