Are you seduced yet?

This topic was created in the Libra forum by SirHorns on Thursday, July 28, 2016 and has 11 replies.
Dear Libra user,

My what wonderful kidneys you have! So, umm, round and umm...pinkish red and fleshy? I bet they purify all sorts of unwanted minerals, etc that enter your super special awesome human body! Yeah, I bet no one tells you how majestic your kidneys are because they're scared and intimidated by your kidneys. thinking that your kidneys are totally out of everyone's league! Well while I won't say that, I believe they'd make top dollar on the black market!

With that said, how are you all doing? I wanted to do something more than simply ask like a normal person, so your kidneys got ego-stroked (as if they had an ego to begin with).
Stop drinking.
Posted by nando2002
Stop drinking.
When Libra's stop having kidney game on point!
Posted by SirHorns
Posted by nando2002
Stop drinking.
When Libra's stop having kidney game on point!
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You care a lot with them.

You're a sympathetic soul.

Hope they think that too since it's your ram doing that for you.

I will light a candle in you honour.
Posted by Libra82
Nobody has ever complimented my kidneys before.Laughing


Welcome!

How have things been for you? Transits killing you?

Posted by nando2002
Posted by SirHorns
Posted by nando2002
Stop drinking.
When Libra's stop having kidney game on point!


You care a lot with them.

You're a sympathetic soul.

Hope they think that too since it's your ram doing that for you.

I will light a candle in you honour.
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YAY I get to Ram a Libra?

Sweet! Devil
Posted by Libra82
Posted by SirHorns
Posted by Libra82
Nobody has ever complimented my kidneys before.Laughing


Welcome!

How have things been for you? Transits killing you?

Transits? Sorry my astrology knowledge is very limited.

Tongue

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Basically, I'm asking if life is being a melodramatic soap opera for you at the moment.
Posted by SirHorns
Dear Libra user,

My what wonderful kidneys you have! So, umm, round and umm...pinkish red and fleshy? I bet they purify all sorts of unwanted minerals, etc that enter your super special awesome human body! Yeah, I bet no one tells you how majestic your kidneys are because they're scared and intimidated by your kidneys. thinking that your kidneys are totally out of everyone's league! Well while I won't say that, I believe they'd make top dollar on the black market!

With that said, how are you all doing? I wanted to do something more than simply ask like a normal person, so your kidneys got ego-stroked (as if they had an ego to begin with).
i love it! I love your ingenuity, your genius and very original perspective. I am not being facetious. I really liked it.

Posted by ChoXtsy
Not yet.
...your avatar says otherwise.
Posted by librawomen7
Posted by SirHorns
Dear Libra user,

My what wonderful kidneys you have! So, umm, round and umm...pinkish red and fleshy? I bet they purify all sorts of unwanted minerals, etc that enter your super special awesome human body! Yeah, I bet no one tells you how majestic your kidneys are because they're scared and intimidated by your kidneys. thinking that your kidneys are totally out of everyone's league! Well while I won't say that, I believe they'd make top dollar on the black market!

With that said, how are you all doing? I wanted to do something more than simply ask like a normal person, so your kidneys got ego-stroked (as if they had an ego to begin with).
i love it! I love your ingenuity, your genius and very original perspective. I am not being facetious. I really liked it.

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*Bows* Thank you~
Posted by Tirano24
Posted by SirHorns
Dear Libra user,

My what wonderful kidneys you have! So, umm, round and umm...pinkish red and fleshy? I bet they purify all sorts of unwanted minerals, etc that enter your super special awesome human body! Yeah, I bet no one tells you how majestic your kidneys are because they're scared and intimidated by your kidneys. thinking that your kidneys are totally out of everyone's league! Well while I won't say that, I believe they'd make top dollar on the black market!

With that said, how are you all doing? I wanted to do something more than simply ask like a normal person, so your kidneys got ego-stroked (as if they had an ego to begin with).
You must kid like that bricklemark character. ?
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*sigh*