The Dark Truth of Sex w/ Libras
This topic was created in the Libra forum by CancerianGoddess on Sunday, January 31, 2010 and has 23 replies.
Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and Female Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they are under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. Which is why they are rarely clingy, except in rare circumstances when they have been led on, then watch the manipulative side of the scales swing. They love to role play and play dress up. They like to dress like hookers or Queen Elizabeth (This is the men, too!) Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one. So if you are being shagged by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to be fucking you. But they HATE vulgarity. They despise feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your attention...worse yet, feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last long, then. They have already figured out HOW to destroy you...now they are biding their time to see how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing. But, if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights talking and playing Strip Tarot or Naked Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not slutty and yet accident prone. If you are going to fuck a Libra: Get mirrors. Lots of them.
They have more vanity issues than a Gemini. Nothing is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal Courtesan or Concub.They are sex therapists, porn writers who knows?
omg. that's too right. where'd you get that?
top of my wish list right now is public sex. it's tricky, though, because there's laws about that, and jail food is disgusting.
top of my wish list right now is public sex. it's tricky, though, because there's laws about that, and jail food is disgusting.
Posted by curious visitor
omg. that's too right. where'd you get that?
top of my wish list right now is public sex. it's tricky, though, because there's laws about that, and jail food is disgusting.
LOL!!!
so true 
Everything is true except They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one.
*insert sloppy guys with no sex appeal*
*insert sloppy guys with no sex appeal*
Posted by U`C`ME
Everything is true except They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one.
*insert sloppy guys with no sex appeal*
i definitely believe that.
physical ugly. spiritually ugly. egotistical.
intellectually ugly is fine though. if he looks like apollo, he can be dumb as a post and i won't mind one bit.
So, erm, this explains why I like porno...
And I was thinking to drop my Libra man. After I??ve read all of this I??ll think twice before I actually do lol.
I came home one lunchtime to find my Libra GF at the time, had tied herself spreadeagled to my bed
Always did say I was an intellectual slut before anything. Feed my mind with your thoughts and if I like them, you'll probably end up in my bed...or getting oral in a random location. Yes, Librans are sexual creatures, indeed. 
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...this thread is 5 years old. What the hell. :/
@CancerianGoddess I think the last sentence about mirrors applies more to Aries than Libras, from what I know. Libras are not THAT into themselves, as one may think or assume.
Posted by rockyroadicecream
...this thread is 5 years old. What the hell. :/
LMBO!! XP Didn't even realize, until you mentioned it. Wow...Welp, learned something new today despite it being from 5 years ago lol.
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I saw the OP's icon and I'm like she's BACK? :/
...oh.
It just throws everyone for a loop when someone digs one of the old ones up haha.
...oh.
It just throws everyone for a loop when someone digs one of the old ones up haha.
Posted by ari77
And I was thinking to drop my Libra man. After I??ve read all of this I??ll think twice before I actually do lol.
LOL
I am Libra woman this is completely not true for me at all! I guess it depends if you are a first second or third decan Libra. Mars is about sexuality and Venus is about Love. I have Libra in Venus and this is not me at all. LOL
For this Libra the CANCER who posted this is wayyyy off. LOL
For this Libra the CANCER who posted this is wayyyy off. LOL
One thing i'll never try is Anal. Hell no. It doesn't even sound sexy. Just...No.
Posted by curious visitor
omg. that's too right. where'd you get that?
top of my wish list right now is public sex. it's tricky, though, because there's laws about that, and jail food is disgusting.
Dressing rooms are good for this. Unless it's still too private in one for you. It's a good place to start though.
Posted by beautifuldiasterPosted by spark
@CancerianGoddess I think the last sentence about mirrors applies more to Aries than Libras, from what I know. Libras are not THAT into themselves, as one may think or assume.
Libras are more about what their partner thinks ABOUT them...click to expand
Sad but very true. I've found myself drifting off during sex even if it's good thinking..."oh shit. I bet that was an ugly face i just made" lmbo. or "dang, hope i brought a brush or something because i'm sure my hair is thru!"
I dont think us libras get the recognition we deserve for our freaky nature, it always goes to scorps. But this was indeed an accurate example of us.
one of the libras i had sex with was fucking amazing it was really like she knew what i wanted and what i was thinking jedi mind synch type of shit lol
totally 100% accurate in my case!! this was a brilliant post - albeit 5 years ago!! Totally true!! Libra's are awesome!!
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