THE Phone Call
This topic was created in the Libra forum by Atom on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 and has 14 replies.
Okay, as you know, I get tired of this waiting around for Libra Girl to finally get back to me SO I CAN MAKE PLANS, especially plans with HER. She's been busy doing her taxes---I know she's focused on that. So I called her. (Please don't throw stones or rotten tomatoes or old Libra boyfriends). And I said, in a slow baritone voice,
"Ms. (Girl), This is Drool Peterson with the tax accounting firm of Nincompoop, Dinglefritz and Smirnoff. I've noticed from our records that you are attempting to itemize toothpick usage as a write-off from a recent business lunch at the Tiki Thai Cafe where you partook of a plate of moo-goo-to-you-too gai pan. We have also noticed a discrepency on you depreciation schedule where it appears in the years 2002 to 2004 you substituted an apricot latex interior house paint with avacado oil-based exterior paint. According to code RCW.12356.2, this is totally unacceptable unless the sustitution is made by the 9th day in the month of October the previous year two hours before the full moon. Ms. (Girl), we will have to make arrangements immediately to assess your assets, debunk your deficits, lot line your straight line, examine your sphincter and fee fi your fo fum. What time would be most covenient for you?"
THAT caught her off guard. She kept trying to interupt while laughing. Then she said, "I'm not having ANYONE examine my ASS." I corrected her, "No. We want to ASSESS your ASSETS." She said, "No one's ASSESSING MY ASS." I said, "When WOULD you like us to come over to EXAMINE your SPHINCTER?" Then she made the time.
Yep, we're getting together for dinner again. THIS TIME I'm taking a fruit plate and chocolate---and giving her a hard time.
"Ms. (Girl), This is Drool Peterson with the tax accounting firm of Nincompoop, Dinglefritz and Smirnoff. I've noticed from our records that you are attempting to itemize toothpick usage as a write-off from a recent business lunch at the Tiki Thai Cafe where you partook of a plate of moo-goo-to-you-too gai pan. We have also noticed a discrepency on you depreciation schedule where it appears in the years 2002 to 2004 you substituted an apricot latex interior house paint with avacado oil-based exterior paint. According to code RCW.12356.2, this is totally unacceptable unless the sustitution is made by the 9th day in the month of October the previous year two hours before the full moon. Ms. (Girl), we will have to make arrangements immediately to assess your assets, debunk your deficits, lot line your straight line, examine your sphincter and fee fi your fo fum. What time would be most covenient for you?"
THAT caught her off guard. She kept trying to interupt while laughing. Then she said, "I'm not having ANYONE examine my ASS." I corrected her, "No. We want to ASSESS your ASSETS." She said, "No one's ASSESSING MY ASS." I said, "When WOULD you like us to come over to EXAMINE your SPHINCTER?" Then she made the time.
Yep, we're getting together for dinner again. THIS TIME I'm taking a fruit plate and chocolate---and giving her a hard time.
That's very funny but YOU still had to instigate!!!!
Yah. Funny and sad. Didn't have the patience to wait. Didn't have the will power you have, Chatz.
(You can throw something at me now. . .)
(You can throw something at me now. . .)
Im thinking about it - honestly!!! I've been coaching you!!! LOL
Nah, I understand....we do what we have to.
Nah, I understand....we do what we have to.
Maaaaaaan, Now I'll have to pay you more for the coaching fee! I ADMIT it was my choice to call instead of waiting it out.
(melting into a pool of plasma now)
(melting into a pool of plasma now)
sorry Im only fooling with ya - you do what you need to and tell her off!!!
I sent mine a text last night - yes I broke after his text yesterday morning....basically his said "if you need to talk about anything, call me please"...I analyzed and analyzed and over analyzed, etc and finally broke at 8.30 last night and said "thank you for the offer for me to call and you never know, I might bug you when I feel better but the offer for you to call and/or visit to talk is there too. Believe it or not, sometimes its ok to hook up just to talk and you know I'll make you laugh".
Im keeping the lines of communication open so he doesnt think I've just walked away without bugging him for anything...I've opened my door and he knows how to go about walking through - he's NOT that stupid!!
I pretty much know we'll catch up soon....he's going through something and if I can be there? I will be even if its just to help him through
I really do value his friendship.
I sent mine a text last night - yes I broke after his text yesterday morning....basically his said "if you need to talk about anything, call me please"...I analyzed and analyzed and over analyzed, etc and finally broke at 8.30 last night and said "thank you for the offer for me to call and you never know, I might bug you when I feel better but the offer for you to call and/or visit to talk is there too. Believe it or not, sometimes its ok to hook up just to talk and you know I'll make you laugh".
Im keeping the lines of communication open so he doesnt think I've just walked away without bugging him for anything...I've opened my door and he knows how to go about walking through - he's NOT that stupid!!
I pretty much know we'll catch up soon....he's going through something and if I can be there? I will be even if its just to help him through
I really do value his friendship.ooops, I read into his text that he actually wanted me to call....Im not sure if Im right or wrong but that was my response.
Purrrrrfect answer, Chatz.
thank you - I did think so too!!! It took me 12 hours to think of it though LOL
LOL!
I think you did fine Chatz. It is really important to me that I remain friends with my lovers. I am sure he values your friendship even if you can't be more right now.
I think you did fine Chatz. It is really important to me that I remain friends with my lovers. I am sure he values your friendship even if you can't be more right now.
exactly as I wanted it to read...I know we can't be more than what he wanted us to be due to him not being ready. I just need to be strong so i don't get sucked into going back to what we were by being vulnerable next week...I can make it through this week but one week is the longest I've lasted LOL. He'd know this too!!!! Grrrrrrr
Guess he knows where I am if he does indeed feel the need to get stuff off his chest as I know he doesnt do that often if at all - I doubt anybody has ever offered that to him to be honest and he always makes himself available for everybody else. Thought I'd be different to the rest
Anyway Im starving!!! *goes hunting*
Guess he knows where I am if he does indeed feel the need to get stuff off his chest as I know he doesnt do that often if at all - I doubt anybody has ever offered that to him to be honest and he always makes himself available for everybody else. Thought I'd be different to the rest
Anyway Im starving!!! *goes hunting*
LOL!!!! Atom Perfect. Light and humorous. I am glad you contacted her and in that manner. You have me in tears crying over here.
Chatz. Great response girl!!! Great response.
Chatz. Great response girl!!! Great response.
thank you - hey Atom High Five!!!!!
Thank you, ladies!
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