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Dec 29, 2009Comments: 0 · Posts: 752 · Topics: 45
and laughing at people who eat off of that table you sat on-in the nude
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Dec 29, 2009Comments: 0 · Posts: 752 · Topics: 45
lol your neighbors are the shit!!!
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Mar 24, 2006Comments: 163 · Posts: 6615 · Topics: 326
try?? I think you have it down pack!! lmao
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Mar 24, 2006Comments: 163 · Posts: 6615 · Topics: 326
really??? it makes me feel naked! lol
I've had dreams of walking around naked in public and trying to cover up...
Is it a libra thing? idk
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Dec 22, 2009Comments: 438 · Posts: 33721 · Topics: 241
When my son is with his father for the weekend I do. Hell, I'm nude now. ( Not really.. )
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Dec 22, 2009Comments: 438 · Posts: 33721 · Topics: 241
WHOOHOOOO! Quick DK, run around really FAST!
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Sep 30, 2007Comments: 92 · Posts: 5629 · Topics: 56
I whip my pants off. There goes my shirt too. I get in a ready position as if I were some Olympic sprinter. Ass in the air, junk dangling 3 feet off the floor. A slight breeze blows over and wafts the scent of my ass over. I smell it. The stench overwhelms my senses. At that moment it's like a gun goes off. I burst out of the gates like a wild stallion. I'm free. I'M FREEEE!!!!! Running with a giant smirk on my face as if to say, "Fuck you foul aroma! I've beaten you, Ha Ha!" Suddenly i look up and the screen door appears. OH NO! SPLAT! Like a mosquito smushed up against the windshield of a Ford bronco. I now lay there, naked and unconscious. I'm completely helpless. I let out a little fart. i begin giggling like a child. All is well again.
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Dec 22, 2009Comments: 438 · Posts: 33721 · Topics: 241
R...O.....F....L....M.....M....F....A....O