
Vacation Queen
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Posted by SlipperySlope
Are you offering to pay the 6 bucks for my full report?

Posted by Weeds

Posted by Black-Mamba
mine is boring so fuk it.

Posted by borzoi
Leadership and dominion combine here to create an unforgettably forceful personality type. The tone of rapport with Leo/Oxen never feels quite intimate or cozy enough. One wonders if there is really a heart beating inside their ribcages or whether they are propelled by some remote control device in their garage. This assessment of the blasé attitude that the Leo/Ox emanates is perhaps harsh, or may seem unfair. But the Leo/Ox is so austere in manner that it's difficult not to imagine him as obdurately insensitive. Sexually, this person plumbs depths you or I could never even imagine if we tried. Despite an air of indifference, he or she will be insatiable in bed and require...
Famous Leo Oxen - Napoleon, Dustin Hoffman, Robert Redford...
Good Compatibilities - Gemini/Rat
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Gonna have to disagree on Gemini/Rat lmaooo
Have you looked into the elements of chinese zodiac? Like you can be wood pig, water rooster, etc. Apparently I'm a fire ox

Posted by Mesquite
Your New Astrology sign is...
Scorpio - Sheep/Goat
Scorpio/Goats tend to live off the endeavors of others. By this, I certainly don't mean that they refuse to work on their own. Far from it. But their choice of work is invariably dependent on a structure coming from without. They are not gifted with inner discipline. And that's okay because their genius overrides the need for order. Once they have established their brilliance as a given, they can set about getting their lives structured by outside forces. This force can take the form of a marriage, a business, a child or two, a project, a course of study or even a lover or mistress. The Goat born in Scorpio is one of the luckiest Goats because the Scorpio lends enormous pluck and sensuality to an already massively creative Goat. In Love, this person is loyal and true. Sex is however what makes him and keeps him that way. If you long for a quiet sex life, stay away from these hyper sexual people.
Famous Scorpio Goats - Shah of Iran, Joni Mitchell...
Good Compatibilities - Virgo/Pig
What did I win? 🤭


Posted by saggurl88Posted by Weeds
I already know you're a Virgo, put the other stuff here please. Where is the Virgo/Animal description?click to expand


Posted by Phangus
What the fuck is "pussyRabbit congeniality"?

Posted by PhangusPosted by MetatronPosted by Phangus
What the fuck is "pussyRabbit congeniality"?
pretty sure you're being compared to a popular sex toy...
Not sure how to feel about that...click to expand


Posted by pinkbird03
I was about to post my newest tik tok video 😂😅



Posted by saggurl88Posted by pinkbird03
I was about to post my newest tik tok video 😂😅
Feel free! All entries are welcome! 😆 ❤️click to expand

Posted by LostinmyMind11
Virgo - Pig
For the Virgo/Pig, wickedness doesn't really exist. These people really don't think that base, low, crafty, evil souls are dancing about our ears at all times in all climes. Virgo/Pig is born believing in the noble savage. To him, all people, animals and even inanimate objects are basically right and honorable. They may err. Oh yes, people or animals may stray from the path of righteousness. But it is always the fault of society. The Virgo born Pig is often a crusader - an advoRabbite for the underdog or a champion of the misunderstood. He or she may possess a gypsy-like quality and often revel in playing the bohemian. But behind the scenes, this person's life style borders on lavish. The sexuality of these idealistic subjects will be somewhat reserved and his or her selection of bed partners on the "choosy" side. Once stimulated the Virgo/Pig's baser sensuality comes alive and...
Famous Virgo Pigs - Stephen King, Ken Kesey, Robert Benchley...
Good Compatibilities - Aries/Ox
Wickedness very much so exist. No lavish life style and my sexuality is not really reserved...maybe at first..I play up the virgo coyness 🤷🏼♀️😉


Posted by peachy06Posted by saggurl88Posted by peachy06
"Taurus - Dog"
This website is cancelled.
Damn it shut down—?
It should be.click to expand


Posted by Mesquite
Your New Astrology sign is...
Scorpio - Sheep/Goat
Scorpio/Goats tend to live off the endeavors of others. By this, I certainly don't mean that they refuse to work on their own. Far from it. But their choice of work is invariably dependent on a structure coming from without. They are not gifted with inner discipline. And that's okay because their genius overrides the need for order. Once they have established their brilliance as a given, they can set about getting their lives structured by outside forces. This force can take the form of a marriage, a business, a child or two, a project, a course of study or even a lover or mistress. The Goat born in Scorpio is one of the luckiest Goats because the Scorpio lends enormous pluck and sensuality to an already massively creative Goat. In Love, this person is loyal and true. Sex is however what makes him and keeps him that way. If you long for a quiet sex life, stay away from these hyper sexual people.
Famous Scorpio Goats - Shah of Iran, Joni Mitchell...
Good Compatibilities - Virgo/Pig
What did I win? 🤭


Posted by saggurl88Posted by peachy06Posted by saggurl88Posted by peachy06
"Taurus - Dog"
This website is cancelled.
Damn it shut down—?
It should be.
It may just be your browser or country 😢click to expand



Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by saggurl88Posted by peachy06Posted by saggurl88Posted by peachy06
"Taurus - Dog"
This website is cancelled.
Damn it shut down—?
It should be.
It may just be your browser or country 😢
She means that she didn't like her description 😆click to expand

Posted by MesquitePosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by Mesquite
Your New Astrology sign is...
Scorpio - Sheep/Goat
Scorpio/Goats tend to live off the endeavors of others. By this, I certainly don't mean that they refuse to work on their own. Far from it. But their choice of work is invariably dependent on a structure coming from without. They are not gifted with inner discipline. And that's okay because their genius overrides the need for order. Once they have established their brilliance as a given, they can set about getting their lives structured by outside forces. This force can take the form of a marriage, a business, a child or two, a project, a course of study or even a lover or mistress. The Goat born in Scorpio is one of the luckiest Goats because the Scorpio lends enormous pluck and sensuality to an already massively creative Goat. In Love, this person is loyal and true. Sex is however what makes him and keeps him that way. If you long for a quiet sex life, stay away from these hyper sexual people.
Famous Scorpio Goats - Shah of Iran, Joni Mitchell...
Good Compatibilities - Virgo/Pig
What did I win? 🤭
Me 😂
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Posted by MesquitePosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by Mesquite
Your New Astrology sign is...
Scorpio - Sheep/Goat
Scorpio/Goats tend to live off the endeavors of others. By this, I certainly don't mean that they refuse to work on their own. Far from it. But their choice of work is invariably dependent on a structure coming from without. They are not gifted with inner discipline. And that's okay because their genius overrides the need for order. Once they have established their brilliance as a given, they can set about getting their lives structured by outside forces. This force can take the form of a marriage, a business, a child or two, a project, a course of study or even a lover or mistress. The Goat born in Scorpio is one of the luckiest Goats because the Scorpio lends enormous pluck and sensuality to an already massively creative Goat. In Love, this person is loyal and true. Sex is however what makes him and keeps him that way. If you long for a quiet sex life, stay away from these hyper sexual people.
Famous Scorpio Goats - Shah of Iran, Joni Mitchell...
Good Compatibilities - Virgo/Pig
What did I win? 🤭
Me 😂
Really?class="bqfade">click to expand

Posted by saggurl88Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by saggurl88Posted by peachy06Posted by saggurl88Posted by peachy06
"Taurus - Dog"
This website is cancelled.
Damn it shut down—?
It should be.
It may just be your browser or country 😢
She means that she didn't like her description 😆
LMAO, I do't know how she got a Taurus if she's a Scorpio.click to expand





Posted by Antiphates
Aquarius - Snake
Sunshine incarnate, the Snake born in Aquarius has the double luck to be able to think clearly and to intuit things with rare finesse. This "up" person is firmly planted in reality, yet manages to keep smiling. He is a natural optimist and stubborn about maintaining that image. The Aquarius/Snake never bothers to want what he knows he cannot have. Nonetheless, he is avid for what he desires and can get. By this I mean that the Serpent born in Aquarius is chillingly lucid. He or she will attempt to seduce and conquer others for the sheer excitement of the dance. But before attempting to seduce or entice, enchant or charm, this person will know well ahead precisely what his chances are. Snakes born in Aquarius do not play losing games. Love is all important to this character. He or she will need plenty of sex - even the experimental kinds. A caring and willing bed partner, this loving creature is passionate, but never loses his head. If ever you fall in love with one of these sexually adventurous types, you will see what the words "sexually imaginative" really mean.
Famous Aquarius Snakes - Abraham Lincoln, Carole King, Charles Darwin...
Good Compatibilities - Libra/Ox


Posted by LadyNeptune
https://i.thehoroscope.co/chinese-western-zodiac-combinations/
You can read more about your sign/animal on this site. No extra charge 🥰🥰



Posted by LadyNeptune
https://i.thehoroscope.co/chinese-western-zodiac-combinations/
You can read more about your sign/animal on this site. No extra charge 🥰🥰


Posted by PhangusPosted by Undine
Ah wait...Elizabeth Taylor! I bet the above description of Pisces/Monkey is based on her life...
Did you ever throw an angry plate? 🤣click to expand






Posted by stillstillwater
I'm curious though... why do we post the SUPER LONG descriptions. We all know no one else is going to read that shit except ourselves lol

Posted by stillstillwater
I'm curious though... why do we post the SUPER LONG descriptions. We all know no one else is going to read that shit except ourselves lol

Posted by stillstillwater
I'm curious though... why do we post the SUPER LONG descriptions. We all know no one else is going to read that shit except ourselves lol

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Sagittarius - Snake
Solicitude personified, the Sagittarius/Snake cares for those he loves and admires, and looks after everything from home to car interior with a sense of concern that makes Florence Nightingale look like a slouch. This is a creature of dignity and bearing whose manners and taste for refinement are second only to an unparalleled devotion to virtue. The Sagittarian Snake is a human luxury item, without the expensive price tag. It's odd just how daringly this person goes after what he or she wants - and most times gets it. Born with an almost superhuman high opinion of their own abilities (which are superior indeed), Sagittarians born in Snake years are always working to improve on what is: build a better mouse trap, find a new way to house orphans, invent a method for detoxifying the air in hospitals. This character is known for marrying late - or not at all. This does not mean they don't have rich sex lives. The Sag/Snake is almost too attractive and has lovers and mistresses galore. There is sexual sorcery here...
Good Compatibilities - Leo/Ox