Things I think about
This topic was created in the Metaphysical forum by james tate on Tuesday, February 13, 2007 and has 36 replies.
A day without sunshine is like, Night
If my man shook better, there wouldn't be so many tinkle spots on his scivies.
If your man shook better you wouldn't round to chat me up now and again.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Since dogs have such an amazing sense of smell that they could track something, or they can smell up to a mile away with accuracy, then ..
.. why the hell do they HAVE to stick their nose in my crotch?
.. why the hell do they HAVE to stick their nose in my crotch?
When a person goes visiting another's home .. they don't look into the pantry, or the linen closet, they don't snoop in a bedroom closet or jewelry box ..
.. so, why the medicine cabinet? Why is that area of everybody's house fascinating?
.. so, why the medicine cabinet? Why is that area of everybody's house fascinating?
I am more interested in your crotch sniffing dog. Did you know that 98% of all dogs like to sniff female crotch. Did you know that 42.7 % of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Well, since it is said, and we have all witnessed with our own beasts, that dogs really like smelly things .. it could be concluded that my testimony of all dogs sticking their noses in my crotch is in fact admitting I must have a smelly crotch.
personal hygene is not a biggy with dogs.
another thought, half the people you know are below average.
99% of the people on these boards give the rest a bad name.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some of the people on these boards have.
Yes the bacteria helps to make the moon into cheese.But I am not sure what type of cheese and I am not sure it is only the summit that is cheese.
I was thinking about some of the people on the boards last night and he who laughs last thinks slowest.
another thought
Why is the third hand on the clock called the second hand?
Why is the third hand on the clock called the second hand?
I think about . .
.. there's food pushed back in the fridge .. it's been there for months and you know it's a science project by now, finally you can't avoid it any longer and pull it out to throw it away .. ah, but, first you have to open it up so you can run about the house, squealing about how gross it smells. Why, you might even tell the next person to whom you speak on the phone about how terrible of a smell it was, as if boasting about a wonderful creation.
Why? Why do we do that?
.. there's food pushed back in the fridge .. it's been there for months and you know it's a science project by now, finally you can't avoid it any longer and pull it out to throw it away .. ah, but, first you have to open it up so you can run about the house, squealing about how gross it smells. Why, you might even tell the next person to whom you speak on the phone about how terrible of a smell it was, as if boasting about a wonderful creation.
Why? Why do we do that?
Life isn't like a box of chocolates, its like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow. If left in the back of the frig to long.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
That is a very good question .. paint too, and fingernail polish .. the inside of the containers should be painted, but they aren't.
The early bird gets the worm. but the second mouse gets the cheese out of the trap.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why when we change the clocks an hour, the sun stays out 2 hours longer?
If my brakes don't work should I make my horn louder?
Why are we taught to brush our teeth at night when we're kids ..
When as adults we brush our teeth in the morning ..
When as adults we brush our teeth in the morning ..
Did you know the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas if it had been invented anywhere else it would of been a teeth brush.
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
LOL* to the posts above me!
what about uptown and downtown..?? 'i always thought they were one in the same..
what about uptown and downtown..?? 'i always thought they were one in the same..
Why is it that people only comprehend THAT and not WHAT?
It's not that the wind is blowing .. it's WHAT the wind is blowing.
It's not that I wake up each morning .. it's what's in store for me when I do.
It's not that a husband calls his wife 5 times a day .. it's what's the meaning of him doing this 5 times a day.
It's not that the wind is blowing .. it's WHAT the wind is blowing.
It's not that I wake up each morning .. it's what's in store for me when I do.
It's not that a husband calls his wife 5 times a day .. it's what's the meaning of him doing this 5 times a day.
OLD MAN STAY OFF MY POST
why are wise men and wise guys opposites?
How can we:
Throw or catch a ball
dance at a ball
have a ball at a party
ball our eyes out
ball as in sex
keep our eye on the ball
be "on the ball"
Sh!t i'd hate to learn this language from scratch.
There's another one
Scratch an itch
scratch shooting pool
get scratched out of a line up
get scratched by a cat
scratch your name off the list
Throw or catch a ball
dance at a ball
have a ball at a party
ball our eyes out
ball as in sex
keep our eye on the ball
be "on the ball"
Sh!t i'd hate to learn this language from scratch.
There's another one
Scratch an itch
scratch shooting pool
get scratched out of a line up
get scratched by a cat
scratch your name off the list
Why do tug boats push their barges?
Why do we look up when we are feeling down?
Why do we call it "A hole-in-one" instead of "one-in-a-hole"?
No more I am done through with this thread
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