#Savage 101

Sit down, bitches.

Today I will teach you how to embrace your inner savage.

It highly amuses me to see badass wannabes having a really weak offense. Lies do not prick the skin, but truth does. So, I'm gonna teach you how to sharpen your tongue & turn it into a lethal weapon.

If you wanna get at someone, there's nothing worse than speaking the core hardcore truth. Making up facts to attack your enemy with is kindergarten-level stuff. What's the point of calling one a "truck stop hooker" if he/she isn't one? That's just limp. Why would made-up bullshit ever bother anyone?

But the truth works because it's 100% real. So, look at someone and think of the absolute truest things to say about them. Unfiltered and uncensored. Then imagine you're writing those thoughts down on a piece of paper, but you don't worry about anyone ever seeing what you wrote because you would burn the paper 5 minutes later.

But instead of burning it, you post what you wrote, and you leave it up for as long as you're around. That's how my Sag ascendant handles these things, it doesn't care about hurting anyone's feelings because their feelings are irrelevant. I let it loose only on people who truly deserve it.

Naturally, this comes easily to a ridiculously handsome Sag rising Aries stellium Virgo mooner Fish sun-er, but the rest of you plebs will have to practice long & hard before you reach my level of savagery. Once mastered, it's an excellent way to make an example out of chumpstains looking to get uppity with you. Cutting them down with a cold hard dose of reality sends the message through loud & clear:

You cross me; I crush you. You hit me; I hit you back twice as hard.

And even then...



Class dismissed.

Sounds like a savage headache.

Posted by -Apis-

TL;DR

Thought this was a gif tutorial.

Yeah well, you're not exactly notorious for your mental prowess. That's fairly obvious when your only trick is spamming stupid memes for pity likes like another garden-variety tryhard.

Posted by inmercury

Strong effort but the people you are trying to help are probably a buncha forty something year old men who spent their entire lives sitting behind a keyboard trying hard not to give into their pedophilia. There's no way they could accomplish the feats you are suggesting. They're here to have some sense of human interaction with the only people who would waste their time with them - twenty somethings and high school kids who don't have anything better to do. Why would they call anyone out on their bullshit? They know they've got too much to lose.

I hear ya. And only those with a set of balls (literal or otherwise) can follow these instructions. Virgo sun/Gemini moon.........I think you can pull it off just fine. Your sun helps you detach & your moon provides the creativity & motorbrain to fire off at several chumps at the same time. Fast & furious.

Sound about right?

Posted by RetiredLegendaryPoster

cool story bro

Take this lil limp bish right here. Prime example. Likes to think of himself as "lit" but he's even more flaccid than DJ.

He tried to impress me with a vista shot of a slum-infested city in what is widely considered to be an almost-third-world country. Tries his damnedest to convince DXP & Lindaland that he's flash, one way to escape his bleak reality I suppose.

But the truth shall set him free. Nothing but an invisible worthless wannabe. Not everyone can be a Jed.

Posted by -Apis-

TL;DR

Thought this was a gif tutorial.

I need some!

Posted by inmercury

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Posted by inmercury

Strong effort but the people you are trying to help are probably a buncha forty something year old men who spent their entire lives sitting behind a keyboard trying hard not to give into their pedophilia. There's no way they could accomplish the feats you are suggesting. They're here to have some sense of human interaction with the only people who would waste their time with them - twenty somethings and high school kids who don't have anything better to do. Why would they call anyone out on their bullshit? They know they've got too much to lose.

I hear ya. And only those with a set of balls (literal or otherwise) can follow these instructions. Virgo sun/Gemini moon.........I think you can pull it off just fine. Your sun helps you detach & your moon provides the creativity & motorbrain to fire off at several chumps at the same time. Fast & furious.

Sound about right?

Yeah I don't need help in that department..but I do occasionally irritate sad old men who lack the balls you are referring to. Usually men who don't talk much and want to be recognized for the little nothings they say. And that's kind of annoying.

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Are you talking about the old bag who wants to toss Cloudy's multi-accounted salad? Yeah, you'd think he would associate himself with winners. But instead he goes for the most flaccid of flaccid DXPers.

Betas will beget betas. You can only shake your head sadly at such waste of life. Meanwhile, let us toast to our collective balls.



Top shelf only.

Posted by LethalFantasia

Lol if I did that I would probably regret it and hide the post.

😆

Then unfortunately we're gonna have to take drastic preventative measures to make sure you're all primed & proper when the time comes.

First, we'll have to come get you. You need to pay close attention to this, because your understanding of what will have to happen will be of utmost importance. You'll undergo a testicular fortitude screening.



But we first need to make sure there's nothing blocking the way. You see where the urethra is, and you'll have a long thin swab inserted into the hole aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the way up to the base of the "tunnel". Then the swab will be simultaneously scraped back & forth the urethra walls to make sure there's no blockage.

Once that's been done and the swab is slowly (but not gently) pulled out, we can begin the second phase of the screening which includes but not limited to: a prostate exam (and a second opinion).

The rest we'll just wing.

Posted by tiziani

It sounds like you're trying to justify posting on this site, like we all do I guess.

"Trying to justify" implies I give a shit.



All fresh out 😉 Virgo moon/Sag rising, babe. I'm just here for the lulz. You're reading too much into it.

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Posted by inmercury

Strong effort but the people you are trying to help are probably a buncha forty something year old men who spent their entire lives sitting behind a keyboard trying hard not to give into their pedophilia. There's no way they could accomplish the feats you are suggesting. They're here to have some sense of human interaction with the only people who would waste their time with them - twenty somethings and high school kids who don't have anything better to do. Why would they call anyone out on their bullshit? They know they've got too much to lose.

I hear ya. And only those with a set of balls (literal or otherwise) can follow these instructions. Virgo sun/Gemini moon.........I think you can pull it off just fine. Your sun helps you detach & your moon provides the creativity & motorbrain to fire off at several chumps at the same time. Fast & furious.

Sound about right?

Yeah I don't need help in that department..but I do occasionally irritate sad old men who lack the balls you are referring to. Usually men who don't talk much and want to be recognized for the little nothings they say. And that's kind of annoying.

Are you talking about the old bag who wants to toss Cloudy's multi-accounted salad? Yeah, you'd think he would associate himself with winners. But instead he goes for the most flaccid of flaccid DXPers.

Betas will beget betas. You can only shake your head sadly at such waste of life. Meanwhile, let us toast to our collective balls.



Top shelf only.

No i don't think that's who Im talking about. I was talking about hydorah. I have no problem with anyone who wants to toss cloudy's salad. Unless one of her accounts is hydorah.

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That's the only one.

He seems to have a fixation on Virgo energy. Your sun, my moon, my boyfriend lol. Makes you wonder if the Cloudy thing is just a front for his Virgin fetish. Wouldn't be the first time, and there's plenty of freaks around here.

Posted by Waterbearerwearer

Getting warmed up

I know the feeling. My pussy is wet.



and hearing a Leo-dominant giggling like a girl while reading all this is pretty much the icing on the cake.

Posted by SpaceBird

People who will react to nothing ..those same people will react strongest to the truth.

Yep. Even the most seasoned trolls get rattled & break kayfabe. It's hilarious to see them go completely "out of character" & get bent out of shape trying to get back at you.

It's easy because you don't even need to try hard. You just look at them and speak of what you see....without a filter.