50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER

EVERYONE KNOWS THE SONG
MAKE A NEW PLAN SAM
JUST GET ON THE BUS GUS
DON'T TRY TO COY ROY
JUST SET YOUR SELF FREE
SO WHAT ARE THEY OTHER WAYS?

JUST DUCK OUT THE BACK JACK
JUST HIDE BEHIND THE DRESSER CHESTER
JUST SET YOUR SELF FREE

JUST SNEAK OUT OF BED FRED
STAY AWAY FROM THE BEAVER CLEAVER
DON'T LET THOSE BUNS HIPNOTISE YOU SON
JUST SET YOUR SELF FREE

TRY THE BACK GATE NATE
RUN AWAY INTO SUN CHUM
CONTROL THAT PRICK , DICK
JUST SET YOURSELF FREE.

GO AHEAD TAKE A CHANCE LANCE YOU CAN OUT RUN A LANCE
STAY AWAY FROM THE HOLE JOEL
TRY TO GET AWAY CLEAN GENE
JUST SET YOURSELF FREE
TELL HER YOU GOING ON A FLING BLING

JUST SET YOURSELF FREE

Lol @ all of this

I CAN TELL HER I WAS SOLD TO ELLE AND CAN'T BE FREE
JUST NIGHT AFTER NIGHT OF SHAMEFUL SEX AND DEBAUCH-ERY
JUST NEVER BE LATE TATE
JUST DO WHAT THEY SAY
NO MATTER HOW BAD IT HURTS
OH MY GOD A 4 WAY THING WOUNDEDLEO WITH A WHIP
AND ELLE IN LEATHER
WITH AQUA SNAPING HER TEETH.

TRUE
I AM WORKING ON NIGAL, Neval, JASPER AND A FEW OTHER ENGLISH NAMES
AND ITS HARD TO RHYME WITH AQUA PISCES CUSP OR WOUNDED LEO.

IF YOUR NAME WAS JANE I COULD PUT YOU ON A TRAIN
OR JERRY CAN HIDE BEHIND MARY
OR HARRY COULD MAKE HIM SELF SCARRY.
BUT JAMES IS ONLY LAME.

Posted by ellessque
Join the jamboree, bri 😄

Haha good one!

I'm a hard one to sell, Elle.

Don't be a lightweight, like Tate

OF COURSE YOU COULD SUGGEST WE SLEEP ON IT TONIGHT AQUA
JUST LIKE PAUL SIMON IN THE SONG.

TILL NEXT WEEK TATE HAS TO TAKE THE LORRY TO GLORY
O.K. JUST TO CALAIS

I'LL JUST STAY IN MY BED ED
AND GET A LITTLE HEAD
I DON'T FEEL LIKE GETTING FREE.

THIS IS THE END BEN