69 A Sexual Experiment...
This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by Qbone on Friday, August 4, 2006 and has 5 replies.
A young teenage girl wanted to take her boyfriend home to experiment with sex and some of the things she and her girlfriends had heard and talked about. Her parents had gone out for the evening so it was a perfect time.
Shortly after arriving, she suggested that they try a 69. ?A 69, what the heck is that?? the boy said. Realizing that he really didn?t know, she told him. ?I place my head between your legs and you place yours between mine.? Still not knowing what she was talking about but not wanting to be embarrassed, the boy agreed.
Just as they get into position, the girl accidentally lets out a loud and smelly fart. The boy gagged and with watering eyes moved out of position. He gave the girl a shocked look as he covered his nose and mouth with his hand. The girl, extremely embarrassed, asked him to forgive her saying that it would not happen again. They returned to the 69 position.
Again, she accidentally let out another big one. The boy got up without saying a word and with a horrified look on his face, started to get dressed.
?I?m so sorry, please don?t leave,? the girl begged. To that, the boy responded, ?If you think I?m going to stick around for the other 67, you?re crazy?
Shortly after arriving, she suggested that they try a 69. ?A 69, what the heck is that?? the boy said. Realizing that he really didn?t know, she told him. ?I place my head between your legs and you place yours between mine.? Still not knowing what she was talking about but not wanting to be embarrassed, the boy agreed.
Just as they get into position, the girl accidentally lets out a loud and smelly fart. The boy gagged and with watering eyes moved out of position. He gave the girl a shocked look as he covered his nose and mouth with his hand. The girl, extremely embarrassed, asked him to forgive her saying that it would not happen again. They returned to the 69 position.
Again, she accidentally let out another big one. The boy got up without saying a word and with a horrified look on his face, started to get dressed.
?I?m so sorry, please don?t leave,? the girl begged. To that, the boy responded, ?If you think I?m going to stick around for the other 67, you?re crazy?
That's hilarious!!!
thats as old as I am
hahahahahaha....LMAO.... that was a good one..neva heard that one before
the joke that is
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