AAARGH LOOK WHO TURNED UP!!!!!!
This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by wagtail on Saturday, November 9, 2013 and has 39 replies.
It's a huntsman and there are always a few around but shit they creep me out.
I am watching myself type this from a higher dimension.
I am watching myself type this from a higher dimension.
HOLY SHIT ITS GONE I CANT FIND IT
WHAT! Naaaaaaahhhhh. WHAT!!!!?
Oh My God I Would Die...Thank God We Don't Have Them Here...That Thing Is HUGE!!!!!! Funny gif though... LOL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider
Posted by xcupcake
You tried killing it didn't you? Now hope its not a female.It might be forced to lay eggs to build an army.
da fuck!
I didn't I swear I didn't.
I left the room for two seconds and when I went back in TO KILL IT it was ..........
GONE
eggs what is this eggs you speak of I don't need freakin eggs
I left the room for two seconds and when I went back in TO KILL IT it was ..........
GONE
eggs what is this eggs you speak of I don't need freakin eggs
Posted by gemeliorist
Oh My God I Would Die...Thank God We Don't Have Them Here...That Thing Is HUGE!!!!!! Funny gif though... LOL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider
Great.
It is not always clear what provokes Sparassidae to bite people, but it is known that female members of this family will aggressively defend their egg sacs and young against perceived threats.
Just fucking great.
I've grown up with them but I cannot handle this in the bedroom.
Posted by xcupcake
Call Charlotte.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA very funny =p
Naaaw. Moon he is a cutey, frogs are alright in my book...
Do they eat .....
.....spiders...?
Do they eat .....
.....spiders...?
^^^^ I know what your doing!!!
Okay I'm just gona breathe, and sleep in my car.
Okay I'm just gona breathe, and sleep in my car.
I have a freakin MOUSE!
I was just typing this when you said that!
I have a mouse living in the spare couch, I have a trap all set up with cheese and all.
Last night mouse went all MISSION IMPOSSIBLE on my ass - SNATCHED the cheesE - trap UNSPRUNG
Cheeky bugger....
I was just typing this when you said that!
I have a mouse living in the spare couch, I have a trap all set up with cheese and all.
Last night mouse went all MISSION IMPOSSIBLE on my ass - SNATCHED the cheesE - trap UNSPRUNG
Cheeky bugger....
With their little beady eyes, and their little twitchy whiskers...
Bbbbrrrrrrrr
Imagine an eight legged smiderouse!!!
Bbbbrrrrrrrr
Imagine an eight legged smiderouse!!!
Yeh, true... I'd rather not kill it really, but it's scoping out the bird cage I can tell and my birds are grubs...
It's after their seed for sure.
I'd rather catch it but hell it's a big bloody couch
It's after their seed for sure.
I'd rather catch it but hell it's a big bloody couch
Seriously cheese was gone, didn't even leave a whisker! It's probably rubbing its little paws together, chuckling away...
Laughing at me.
Laughing at me.
So there's some heavy breathing coming from behind the dresser, I'm pretty sure the spider is all settled in for the night...
I can deal with that. Maybe.
Mmmmmmaybee
I can deal with that. Maybe.
Mmmmmmaybee
Look he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread..
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Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread..
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Okay so I went to bed at like 3am after discovering him behind my clothes dresser I figured okay I know where you are it'll be sweet.
Today there is no sign, I have clothes, jackets, shoes- what have you, all over there with not a furry leg in sight
so I'm just gona soak the place in petrol, light it and move house...
Today there is no sign, I have clothes, jackets, shoes- what have you, all over there with not a furry leg in sight
so I'm just gona soak the place in petrol, light it and move house...
What I hate is when you go over to have a closer look and it does this flattening thing with its body and legs you know?
Cos it knows you know it knows you know, you know????
Bbblleeeeughghghgh
Cos it knows you know it knows you know, you know????
Bbblleeeeughghghgh
I hate the speed that a creepy Wolf Spider uses to creep in my garage.
Nothing wring with them that a jet stream of gas cannot fix.
Nothing wring with them that a jet stream of gas cannot fix.
Yeh, jet stream of gas... Ooooooorrrrr flamethrower.
Spider Bro is only looking out for you, Wag!
Well it's been a day and a bit, no sign of the monster... My biggest fear at this moment in time is I go to put on a hoodie or sweatshirt for a run -that's been hanging in my closet... And I give it a shake just in case and think it's all clear...
And then it's over my head and that's the moment i see the critter INSIDE THE JUMPER WHILE IM INSIDE IT!!! Face to face, I would probably give up the ghost right there
And then it's over my head and that's the moment i see the critter INSIDE THE JUMPER WHILE IM INSIDE IT!!! Face to face, I would probably give up the ghost right there
Shit, right... Then who do you fucking call???!!!
careful, our hunstman friend might be a DXP user and has stumbled upon your murderous plans!
She's now forming an army...
DUN DUN DUUUN!
She's now forming an army...
DUN DUN DUUUN!
Oh I have webs, webs everywhere... Huntsman don't make webs they are active hunters... They stalk and chase, they only web their eggs...
It's gona be fine it's gona be fine it's gona be fine...
It's gona be fine it's gona be fine it's gona be fine...
Haha! just teasing! Even I'm scared of those buggers I mean come on HUNTS-MAN! IT HUNTS MAN ZOMG! I know their harmless but I've never seen one return before 
Maybe it just dropped by to say hello because it likes you and it ate the cockcroach that was about to attack your feet!
Maybe it just dropped by to say hello because it likes you and it ate the cockcroach that was about to attack your feet!
Aha ah yes the humble "hunts-man" is just here for the other rodents... Likely story pffftt
It's probably eaten my resident mouse as a bedtime snack.
It's probably eaten my resident mouse as a bedtime snack.
Nope, strangely it was one of the first things that came up when I googled spiders...
I dunno if I'm gona check it out to be honest =P
I dunno if I'm gona check it out to be honest =P
Now a frog is a different story, they're aight.... Huh, bigger equals less scary, sure -tell that to Godzilla.
Or The Kraken.
Or The Kraken.
^^^ yes!
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