Alright men, No more Scratching
This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by Skykomish on Wednesday, January 19, 2011 and has 36 replies.
...your balls.. As some of you may know, I'm a senior in nursing school, doing my rotation in the OR. Yesterday I got to see what happens when men scratch their balls and happen to get unlucky... seriously, you are taking your life in your hands every time you do.. this is what I got to see yesterday (obviously not my patient, per hippaa, but same problem)
http://www.nature.com/nrurol/journal/v3/n1/thumbs/ncpuro0353-f1.jpg
http://www.ispub.com/ispub/ijps/volume_3_number_1_47/a_case_of_fournier_s_gangrene_reconstructed_by_pedicle_thigh_flap/fournier-fig2.jpg
http://www.scielo.br/img/revistas/clin/v64n5/18f1.jpg
And all he did to get this? Scratch.
http://www.nature.com/nrurol/journal/v3/n1/thumbs/ncpuro0353-f1.jpg
http://www.ispub.com/ispub/ijps/volume_3_number_1_47/a_case_of_fournier_s_gangrene_reconstructed_by_pedicle_thigh_flap/fournier-fig2.jpg
http://www.scielo.br/img/revistas/clin/v64n5/18f1.jpg
And all he did to get this? Scratch.
WTF no. 
Sounds like an important public service announcement.
OMG that's disgusting...
If he was scratching enough to do that he should have tried some soap and water...
If he was scratching enough to do that he should have tried some soap and water...
Sid, at least you didn't have to SMELL it. 
Do you still live around Steven's Pass? I'm only assuming because your user name is Skykomish. I figure if you're using that name, being as it is a small ass town on the way to the mountains, that you must be from around the PNW. Plus, like many of our cities and towns, it is an obvious reference to a tribe of peoples that originate from here.
Posted by pigeonpie
Wtf are they scratching them with ? :o
Clawed garden implement comes to mind.
LOLOLOL Ahhhh Blinger. 
Posted by Skykomish
Sid, at least you didn't have to SMELL it.
Yeah, I couldn't be a doctor. I'd gag at people and make faces... I'd offend everyone.
I have officially seen EVERYTHING. I mean every damn thing. Smh smh
LMAO You really do get a warped sense of humor when you're in the trenches. I've worked restaurant for a hella long time and when you're amongst people all the time, it shows. When my sister was in the hospital after a motorcycle accident, all twisted, broken up..I leaned over, kissed her forehead and shouted.."IF YOU HEAR ME E...FART..SOMETHING.." That ER nurse cracked up, howling with laughter and actually left the room. And I was laughing WITH her.
Posted by venusianbull
LMAO You really do get a warped sense of humor when you're in the trenches. I've worked restaurant for a hella long time and when you're amongst people all the time, it shows. When my sister was in the hospital after a motorcycle accident, all twisted, broken up..I leaned over, kissed her forehead and shouted.."IF YOU HEAR ME E...FART..SOMETHING.." That ER nurse cracked up, howling with laughter and actually left the room. And I was laughing WITH her.
Holy crap that is HYSTERICAL! See, I'm like you. I use humor ALL the way with stuff like that. Awesome!
Sure the hell beats crying, eh?
Hehe, there was this one time my Mom was in the emergency room after having been in a car accident. She was upset and shaking and she asked me if I had any candy. I didn't so I asked the doctor examining her, "Doctor, do you have anything hard my Mom can suck on?" LOL! My Mom blew up and the doctor blushed. Eh! It was my Mom's reaction that mattered.
ROFLMAO!!! When I was carrying my son I was getting an exam, he was grousing about a nurse having to be in the room. I said "It's to make sure you aren't depraved." He claps an eye on me and said "Well it's a LITTLE LATE FOR THAT NOW!" And to laugh when you're in stirrups is just more hilarious yet.
LOOOOOOOL!
Balls and Ass scratching is part of being a man, kinda like you ladies scratching your Vagina....Oops, did I say that out loud.
My bad.
My bad.
Nope, I've never been to Skykomish Washington. It is my spirit name, given to me by the Hunter. I didn't even know it was the name of a place when I started using it.
LMAO We don't scratch our vagina! OUCH! All the rest, SURE!
Then explain VAGISIL....??
Yeast infection. It makes you itchy ( I had one once taking mass amounts of antibiotic, NOT FUN ) but you don't go around clawing at your vagina like one possessed. You take your medicine and apply the ointment.
I have no idea.
*Takes STD exams especially herpes and crabs test*
*Takes STD exams especially herpes and crabs test*
LOL!! You asked, I answered you tosser.
You too woman!Posted by PandorasBox
LMAO!! Shad & VB .. you guys are awesome!
Woohoo! Thanks, PB! Would you like to join us for a walk on the beach?
ROFLMAO Ah hell, let's go for a swim while we're at it. Look at all the beautiful fish swim. I call first dibs on the crab.
Hehe, that's coolio! I'm on board. And not just cause of your plentiful douche wisdom.
LMAO!!! I'll grab the towels. And the umbrellas, we may have to dodge a random blitz attack via Massengill flowers.
Can I join you guys?? I would totally take my top and promise not to scratch my balls.
C'mon Beergo! We're going swimming! Mehhh, go ahead and gouge your man pouch if you want too. Use discretion, wouldn't want to burn anyones eyes out.
You too PB, grab your suit!
I ever wonder why they didn't make Vagisil for men and called it Ballsackill. To prevent itch.
To prevent itch.Posted by venusianbull
LMAO!!! I'll grab the towels. And the umbrellas, we may have to dodge a random blitz attack via Massengill flowers.
R.
O.
F.
L.
M.
A.
O!!!!!!!!!!! The visual of the umbrella protecting us from the flower attack is going to have me laughing all night!
ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!! And with every rainstorm and so on. Making memories here!
I think it's called Lamisil Beergo. ROFLOL "Ballsackill" ..TEARS. TEARS!
I think it's called Lamisil Beergo.
ROFLOL "Ballsackill" ..TEARS. TEARS!No thanks. I think I prefer cream on my ballsack.
OR THIS
OR THIS
I wouldn't know, I am not an owner of "Le Schrotum". LOL That is such a funny vid.
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