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Gotta love spelling mistakes...
Posted by TastesOfChaos
I'm not sure why she is appreciating his balls though?
Surely the eye of the tiger gets props before the balls??
*throws up a bit*
Where've you been, TOC? Been ages
Posted by TastesOfChaos
You're throwing up? Surely not! 😉
BOOBS!
^ there 🙂 better?
I've been around man... just been busy as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field...
Whatchoo been doin?
Worrying for the most part. It ain't easy bein a hustler on the comeup.
Still designing this bloody website.
Thinking of getting ripped, or ,you know, a little more defined physically.
For da lay-dees
*cocks gun finger*
The person who owns DXP is a fucking mormon or at least a Jehovah's witness.
Why censor "C O C K"?
It has more than one meaning, ya know!
Why censor "C O C K"?
It has more than one meaning, ya know!
Posted by TastesOfChaos
Yeah but who actually talks about chickens here?
Unless you're into that kind of thing?
😛
Woah. Look at the "come to bed" eyes on that motherfucker!
Imagine it - youcome home from a hard day's work and there it is, ass in the air and a look that says "I don't care", chilling on a bed of roses.
Interspecies sex tyme! Ungh! Ungh!
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaos
You're throwing up? Surely not! 😉
BOOBS!
^ there 🙂 better?
I've been around man... just been busy as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field...
Whatchoo been doin?
Worrying for the most part. It ain't easy bein a hustler on the comeup.
Still designing this bloody website.
Thinking of getting ripped, or ,you know, a little more defined physically.
For da lay-dees
*cocks gun finger*
Hahaha!
Yes! Big buff men are sexy!
I like watching them pump weights at the gym...
That makes me sweat more than the cardio machines 😛click to expand
Now see THAT I never liked.
One of my friends - monster-looking guy - used to ask me to spot him at the gym back in the day (about a year ago).
And BOY was that an unpleasant experience!
It's almost as bad as talking to a religious nut!
"I wanna be cut here! and I want deifinition THERE! and my arms could use some work here. And my shoulders - chicks love shoulders, by the way - could slope like this..."
Na-uh. I'll stick to push ups in my living room, thanks!
And those Protein shakes! Go-HAWD did they make these people's shit stink!
These dudes look good?
But at what price to the sinuses of their flat mates?
I lost my goddamn sense of smell! 😢
These dudes look good?
But at what price to the sinuses of their flat mates?
I lost my goddamn sense of smell! 😢
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaos
Yeah but who actually talks about chickens here?
Unless you're into that kind of thing?
😛
Woah. Look at the "come to bed" eyes on that motherfucker!
Imagine it - youcome home from a hard day's work and there it is, ass in the air and a look that says "I don't care", chilling on a bed of roses.
Interspecies sex tyme! Ungh! Ungh!
It's presenting... It's calling your name gedsy!
Get down to chicken treat STAT!
You guys have chicken treat, right?
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Had to google it so niiiiiope!
Think that's an Australia-only chain. Could be wrong and maybe South Africa could have it, too.
I actually hate chicken on bone.
And drum sticks are my wooooorst enemy.
Only eat chicken breast, me.
Posted by TastesOfChaos
Hahaha!
I'm not talking BUTCH "clearly on steroids" men...
But chicks do dig nice arms and shoulders...
Oh and a six pack!
Gotta get one of those too 😉
A six pack I will go for.
Been watching Californication Season 4 online and David Duchovny's stomach is made engineered.
The guy's like 45 for fucksake and he got a four pack situation going on.
I'm gonna look that good when I'm 50 goddamit! Respeck!
Posted by TastesOfChaos
I have protein shakes... chick ones. It's like a meal replacement too.
I don't have it everyday though... just when I haven't got anything else for morning/afternoon tea.
It fucken STINKS if you don't wash out the shaker.... and leave the residue in there.
NASTY!
For really reals?!
The closest I've come to taking in protein shakes was when I was small and used to eat my mum's Slim Fast dry.
It tasted good, so you know that shit doesn't work.
Anything that tastes that good can't lose you weight.
Posted by Nights22Posted by 1two3go
INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT
A couple lie in bed post coital.
WOMAN
(Softly)
Mmm, I love your balls...
MAN
Henh - thanks.
V.O
(Female Whisper)
Appreication: The new fragrance from Calvin Klein
U should be in marketingclick to expand
LMAO Thank You!
Posted by TastesOfChaos
Whaaaaat? Thighs are the best!
We have red rooster too 🙂
Cheeeeckon!!
I can't believe you don't like drum sticks?
Fuck is wrong with you?
You should hear how i feel about eggs.
Chicken foetus! That's right, people!
Eggs are aborted chicken babies!
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaos
Hahaha!
I'm not talking BUTCH "clearly on steroids" men...
But chicks do dig nice arms and shoulders...
Oh and a six pack!
Gotta get one of those too 😉
A six pack I will go for.
Been watching Californication Season 4 online and David Duchovny's stomach is made engineered.
The guy's like 45 for fucksake and he got a four pack situation going on.
I'm gonna look that good when I'm 50 goddamit! Respeck!
I love that show... I could do bad things to that guy.
Who cares how old he is!
😛click to expand
Yeah, he is pretty awesome. Very charming dude. I can actually believe that he sleeps with that many women in real life.
Fun fact: he's blind in one eye!
Posted by Nights22Posted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaos
Whaaaaat? Thighs are the best!
We have red rooster too 🙂
Cheeeeckon!!
I can't believe you don't like drum sticks?
Fuck is wrong with you?
You should hear how i feel about eggs.
Chicken foetus! That's right, people!
Eggs are aborted chicken babies!
Wait you're picky with chicken? Arent you black? Everything I know is a lie!!
😛click to expand
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Funny racism: That's the best kind! LMAO
I'm kidding about the racist thing, by the way. I actually did burst out laughing, though, when I read that.
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaos
Whaaaaat? Thighs are the best!
We have red rooster too 🙂
Cheeeeckon!!
I can't believe you don't like drum sticks?
Fuck is wrong with you?
You should hear how i feel about eggs.
Chicken foetus! That's right, people!
Eggs are aborted chicken babies!
Oh... You're one of THOSE people are you?click to expand
O-M-G. Yes!
Guess what: I don't like Bread either!
Posted by Nights22Posted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaos
Whaaaaat? Thighs are the best!
We have red rooster too 🙂
Cheeeeckon!!
I can't believe you don't like drum sticks?
Fuck is wrong with you?
You should hear how i feel about eggs.
Chicken foetus! That's right, people!
Eggs are aborted chicken babies!
Oh... You're one of THOSE people are you?
O-M-G. Yes!
Guess what: I don't like Bread either!
What do you like?!
Vegetables? blech! lolclick to expand
Fuck NO!
And when I order Sweet and Sour Chicken you know I'm tossing the Pineapples.
I'm all for contrast when it comes to food, but insanely sweet pinaeapple on one end and chicken with sauce on it that can be cleaned off on the other won't do good things to my brain.
Fuck dat.
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaos
Whaaaaat? Thighs are the best!
We have red rooster too 🙂
Cheeeeckon!!
I can't believe you don't like drum sticks?
Fuck is wrong with you?
You should hear how i feel about eggs.
Chicken foetus! That's right, people!
Eggs are aborted chicken babies!
Oh... You're one of THOSE people are you?
O-M-G. Yes!
Guess what: I don't like Bread either!
You'd be fucked if they put you on a staple diet!
I don't like white rice, it's pointless...
What's the point?
No point!click to expand
HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by Nights22Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by Nights22
To fucking fry it with pork chops and eggs! mmmmmm!
I shall make this next time I am drunk in the kitchen!
😄
oh god. Do it sober! Dnt need any more mishaps..
Hahahaha. Shut yo FACE!
Hmmm, yes... I do get up to the most random shit in the kitchen...
I need a video camera in there!click to expand
TOC's Kitchen Nightmares.
Yes. I'd tune in.
You know the most un-manly thing i take in?
Cranberry Juice.
Fucking LOVE it.
It's used for thrush and urinary tract infections and what not?
But by golly I don't care.
Cranberry Juice.
Fucking LOVE it.
It's used for thrush and urinary tract infections and what not?
But by golly I don't care.
Good night...Nights.
Nope. That doesn't sound silly to me at all.
Nope. That doesn't sound silly to me at all.
Posted by TastesOfChaos
Oh guess what!
My nephew should be born by Friday!
He was supposed to be born on Monday... but the fucker won't come out! Haha
Which means he has now gone from a Virgo moon to a Scorp moon 😢
He gonna be crazy 😢
Isn't a Scorp moon in detriment? Or is that Venus?
Those have got to be the worst placements for Scorpio haha!
Ah well... I shall love him anyway 🙂
Yay! You're gonna be an auntie!
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3go
You know the most un-manly thing i take in?
Cranberry Juice.
Fucking LOVE it.
It's used for thrush and urinary tract infections and what not?
But by golly I don't care.
You are making me laughing like a dumb fuck walking thru the streets of Perth...
Ah well...
😄click to expand
Hah. Watch the road, matey-chum.
I've always wondered, right, how ironic it would be if an ambulance hit someone while on the way to attend to someone else.
Life: it's a bitch
Posted by TastesOfChaos
Gedsy, I'm already an Aunt 🙂
but they all growned up now...
Oh yeah. You did mention.
So either you have more than one sibling who's a parent... ooooor the one sibling you do got wants a football team!
😄
Congrats!
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3go
You know the most un-manly thing i take in?
Cranberry Juice.
Fucking LOVE it.
It's used for thrush and urinary tract infections and what not?
But by golly I don't care.
You are making me laughing like a dumb fuck walking thru the streets of Perth...
Ah well...
😄
Hah. Watch the road, matey-chum.
I've always wondered, right, how ironic it would be if an ambulance hit someone while on the way to attend to someone else.
Life: it's a bitch
Hahahaha. I swear if was gonna happen, it'd happen to me.
I reckon my death will a freak accident.... I'm surprised I've survived this long...
Anyway *shakes it off*
Let's not talk about this!
Happy thoug.....*gets hit by ambulance*
😛click to expand
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaos
Gedsy, I'm already an Aunt 🙂
but they all growned up now...
Oh yeah. You did mention.
So either you have more than one sibling who's a parent... ooooor the one sibling you do got wants a football team!
😄
Congrats!
One sibling - 2 kids.
This one is to a venezulen woman... he ordered in his woman from south america 😉
She is nice though 🙂
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Haha!
I met a guy once who travelled for women (owned a moving van business, paid him to help me move my stuff).
He sang the praises of Thailand and Thai women (and cursed them at the same time).
Said he'd married a woman from one of those south american countries.
Said he disliked "British bird's attitude".
Anyway: awww, congrats TOC.
I dunno.
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3go
You know the most un-manly thing i take in?
Cranberry Juice.
Fucking LOVE it.
It's used for thrush and urinary tract infections and what not?
But by golly I don't care.
You are making me laughing like a dumb fuck walking thru the streets of Perth...
Ah well...
😄
Hah. Watch the road, matey-chum.
I've always wondered, right, how ironic it would be if an ambulance hit someone while on the way to attend to someone else.
Life: it's a bitch
Hahahaha. I swear if was gonna happen, it'd happen to me.
I reckon my death will a freak accident.... I'm surprised I've survived this long...
Anyway *shakes it off*
Let's not talk about this!
Happy thoug.....*gets hit by ambulance*
😛
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I wonder if the ambo would stop?
What would take priority? The old man who is having a heart attack, or me... flat and bleeding?click to expand
Jesus, woman!
Morbid!
You obviously. The old man'd probably die of natural causes two days later anyway.
Posted by TastesOfChaos
What— Its a legit question!
I'd be fucked if both the ambos were libras!
😛
You went there first! Now my mind has entered into the tunnel of darkness...
Damn Aquas!
😛
Ugh. New it was my fault LOL
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3go
Haha!
I met a guy once who travelled for women (owned a moving van business, paid him to help me move my stuff).
He sang the praises of Thailand and Thai women (and cursed them at the same time).
Said he'd married a woman from one of those south american countries.
Said he disliked "British bird's attitude".
Anyway: awww, congrats TOC.
I dunno.
Thanks dude!
Yeah... I'm not sure who found who... but they found each other on a dating site!
Someone clicked a lil waaaaay off their local postcode!
What is the "british attitude"
I'm hungry!
I'm having STEAK when I get home!
Almost there now...
Almost there 🙂click to expand
Didn't ask him, though I knew what he meant (pisces moon).
My God, internet dating. Your bro obviously hasn't been on Wacko Central (DXP) yet.
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3go
Didn't ask him, though I knew what he meant (pisces moon).
My God, internet dating. Your bro obviously hasn't been on Wacko Central (DXP) yet.
Haha!
Yeah, I tried online dating for a hot minute... made a few cool new friends though 🙂
This site is WACKO central though... I mean, look us? posting shit to each other as if we are old pals... talking about ambulances running over people and seductive chickens...
You cant pay for this kind of entertainment
click to expand
Haha!
I swear this is the only site you can hail constant abuse at the moderator (Duncan or whoever) and not get banned!
LAH-VIT (love it)!
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3goPosted by TastesOfChaos
What— Its a legit question!
I'd be fucked if both the ambos were libras!
😛
You went there first! Now my mind has entered into the tunnel of darkness...
Damn Aquas!
😛
Ugh. New it was my fault LOL
Haha... its your mercury! It feeds mine 😄
I have two Pisces friends (dude and chick) both have Aqua mercs... you should HEAR some of the convos we have! Haha.
I swear, its my fave placement 🙂
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Yeah, haha. My half sister is a double aqua (I think her mercury is in aqua too).
Anyway, I can proudly say that I taught her how to swear 😄
She's nineteen now, though, so the novelty of saying "fuck" has sort of worn off 😢
Posted by TastesOfChaosPosted by 1two3go
Yeah, haha. My half sister is a double aqua (I think her mercury is in aqua too).
Anyway, I can proudly say that I taught her how to swear 😄
She's nineteen now, though, so the novelty of saying "fuck" has sort of worn off 😢
When the F word fails....
Drop the C Bomb...
😉
click to expand
Only my second favourite curse word "C U N T" 😄
Posted by 1two3go
INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT
A couple lie in bed post coital.
WOMAN
(Softly)
Mmm, I love your balls...
MAN
Henh - thanks.
V.O
(Female Whisper)
Appreication: The new fragrance from Calvin Klein
I want to direct that !
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Appreication: The new fragrance from Calvin Klein