Army full of your sign..

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by firesignsunite on Friday, April 19, 2013 and has 14 replies.
Imagine there was a fleet..they all left on a long journey aboard a navy ship. What would happen to the people on that ship if they were all the same sign?

A ship full of Aries- They would all piss each other off, half way through the journey a few of them would begin to stockpile guns in order to shoot the other Aries who pissed them off.
The ship returns with nothing but carcasses, they killed each other off.
A ship full of Taurus's- They were all sitting around eating and smoking pot, they were all waiting for someone to eventually stop being stubborn and do the manual labor- they forgot to steer the ship and crashed into an ice berg
A ship full of Geminis- There was so much chatting that they couldn't hear weather conditions on their coms- they ran straight into a storm with a series of rouge waves. They thought it was really fun. They all fell over board and sank with their ship.
A ship full of Cancers- They ended up eating their entire food rations in three days. Starvation killed them all.
ship full of Leos- It all started out good, with two captains. The Leo's were smart enough to stay on coarse and steer. Until an epic power struggle unraveled between the two captains- the Leo's were divided. After a battle only five wounded Leo's remained.
A ship full of Virgos- Before leaving the dock- the Virgo's decided the boat was in disgusting condition! They had to scrape the barnacles off of every inch of the boats exterior- and don't even get them started on the interior! By the time they were done polishing the boat- the war was over and there was no need for them.
A ship full of Libras- They got to their destination but the military sent them back because they were so fucking annoying.
A ship full of Scorpios- Most of the Scorpios began to ponder the purpose of life once they got on the ship- from there they slowly collectively got depressed. After the suicide of their captain- they decided on a large group suicide. By the time they docked all that was left was corpses cause they all fucking killed themselves!
A ship full of Sagittarius's- The captain got wasted drunk and sank the ship.
The end.
A ship full of Capricorns- Probably bore each other to death. But they might make it.
A ship full of Aquarius's- One trippy Aqua brought some LSD onto the ship- how could any Aquarius pass that up? They
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A ship full of Aquarius's- One trippy Aqua brought some LSD onto the ship- how could any Aquarius pass that up? They all dropped some acid and forgot they what was even goin on- there ship veered off course and they were never found. They're probably still fucking out there tripping and having a good old fashioned Aqua time
Pisces- They never even left the shore- they couldn??t figure out how to start the boat so they decided to make a raft. They got in a disagreement and half of them were stuck in a fetal position crying- the other half were pouting and complaining because they couldn??t even figure out how to make a fucking raft.
Got any other ideas?
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Lol @ capricorn & libra. Pisces never left because they all sat there day dreamingTongue
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
Oh my goodness these are perfect. I'm laughing so hard right now, especially at Pisces, Aquarius, and Libra.
Scorp one was pretty funny too hehe.
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Posted by xygeneration
How about Leos?


"ship full of Leos- It all started out good, with two captains. The Leo's were smart enough to stay on coarse and steer. Until an epic power struggle unraveled between the two captains- the Leo's were divided. After a battle only five wounded Leo's remained."
It's there yo
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I think the remaining 5 Leo's and their surviving leader would have considered themselves disciples of God, and when the boat got to wherever its divine destination really was they would have started a whole new war with a 3rd guerrilla army bent on world domination.
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I think the Scorpio ending should be more dramatic, I see a desolate, rocky, fog enshrouded rugged coast where the derelict vessel, lonely and adrift washes up on the rocks. It's hull intact a rescue party boards to find the scene, hull covered in beautiful poetry. A monument is then built on the shore with the poetry inscribed upon it for people to come see, and remember the tragedy.
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Posted by MountainLeo
I think the Scorpio ending should be more dramatic, I see a desolate, rocky, fog enshrouded rugged coast where the derelict vessel, lonely and adrift washes up on the rocks. It's hull intact a rescue party boards to find the scene, hull covered in beautiful poetry. A monument is then built on the shore with the poetry inscribed upon it for people to come see, and remember the tragedy.

+1, Most definitely!
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Hmm the Idea of not having to worry about the world seems so nice and liberating Big Grin
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"A ship full of Cancers- They ended up eating their entire food rations in three days. Starvation killed them all."

Good. Keep it neutral and non-emotional. Big Grin
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"A ship full of Capricorns- Probably bore each other to death. But they might make it."

LMAO!!!!! yessssssssssss... we might make it. ^_^
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An army of me sheesh, I don't think we'd get anywhere but definitely a group trip sounds pretty awesome.
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*falls beside Nemesis in a drunken stupor*
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I actually think most of the Crabs would have brought their own food on the ship and hid it from the rest.
I also think the Crabs would actually fish for food in the ocean.
Problem solved.
I think what would kill them off is all the kinky sex between jealous partners.

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