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This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by WaterCup on Sunday, April 14, 2013 and has 69 replies.
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Hey ladies, what's your booty type?
1. Apple Bottom
the top and bottom are round forming an ass smile smile
2. Teardrop
round at the bottom
3. Ghetto booty aka Ghetto blaster
cartoonishly HUGE and round, you can't believe your eyes at the size of it. Usually it's on an unbelievably small body.
4. Pigtail
this one is droopy. Round bottom & soggy like it's about to slide off.
5. Heart shaped
flat ass on top, long back, but the bottom has a well defined little bump of ass meat. Cute & well pronounced crack.
6. Sponge Bob square pants
its flat! No muscle or fat, it's like you can iron on this kind of butt, and there're usually no hips.
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Posted by ninjafish
Teardrop I think? I'm having trouble visualising with some of these descriptions though, perceptual problems


you can look up the pics on the net & please post them cause I'm on my phone, so I cant. Btw, I imagined you with a Ghetto blaster LOL.
I think I have a teardrop as well, not sure. Let me go and diognize mine. Be back in a jiffy. Lmao
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Upon re evaluation, I decided I'm a tear drop style . Lol.
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Posted by ninjafish
Lmfao @ me with a ghetto blaster. In my dreams Tongue


hahaha. Please post for me the pics so that we dont fool ourselves thinking we have a shape we dont. I'm spotting a sponge bob btw Sad I missed out on a queen sized butt.
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Thanks girl. Lmfao @ flat & wave. Hahahaha
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Posted by Sutekh
Bone and flat is what we call a "spongebob"


which one do you have? Wide load? Hahah
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Posted by Sutekh
Posted by WaterCup
Posted by Sutekh
Bone and flat is what we call a "spongebob"


which one do you have? Wide load? Hahah

gotta Sag butt
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what the hell is a sadge butt? Post what you said you were gonna pull up.
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Posted by ninjafish
I ??? the heart smile *starts saving for a designer ass implant*


are you being serious?
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Posted by Sutekh
Why don't you make me.
sag butt is round and muscular. Like horse legs.

Some of you may recall this masterpiece.


those look interesting. What motivated you to draw butts lol? Thats weird.
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Posted by xygeneration
I am trying to get a nice booty. See health section for butt exercises if you're interested.


whats YOUR type, missy?
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Posted by Sutekh
Posted by WaterCup
Posted by Sutekh
Why don't you make me.
sag butt is round and muscular. Like horse legs.

Some of you may recall this masterpiece.


those look interesting. What motivated you to draw butts lol? Thats weird.


There was a jean thread so I had to educate people on something. How jeans can hide and conceal a butt. And you really don't know how nice someone's butt is until the pants are off so I was explaining it. I drew that up right quick.

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fair enough. About that sadge butt, sample?smile
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Posted by WaterCup
Posted by ninjafish
I ??? the heart smile *starts saving for a designer ass implant*


are you being serious?



About liking the shape? Yeah, looks ultra feminine to me. But as for saving for a designer ass implant, no hahah. As soon as I start running around hardcore my teardrop turns into a bubble within a week or so anyway so no bother really. I'm not anti surgery though so if people want special asses it's all good.
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lol @ teardrop will turn into a bubble. Nothing bad with a teardrop *wiggle wiggle*
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Posted by Sutekh
Posted by WaterCup
Posted by Sutekh
Posted by WaterCup
Posted by Sutekh
Why don't you make me.
sag butt is round and muscular. Like horse legs.

Some of you may recall this masterpiece.


those look interesting. What motivated you to draw butts lol? Thats weird.


There was a jean thread so I had to educate people on something. How jeans can hide and conceal a butt. And you really don't know how nice someone's butt is until the pants are off so I was explaining it. I drew that up right quick.



fair enough. About that sadge butt, sample?smile

yea sure
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yesh!!
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Posted by Sutekh
shes a Sag
And Where's DMV Tongue


wow thats big & it has eyes lol
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Posted by xygeneration
Posted by Sutekh
Posted by xygeneration
Is it possible to go from norm to bubble?


Not really. You have to have the genes(and astro genes) for it.
But if you do heavy squats you can increase muscle and it will make it rounder if you have some fat back there.


Astro genes? Genes? Really?
What placements?
Whatevs. Ill just work on mine and get a nice norm butt.
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i was thinking about the placement thing myself
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Posted by Sutekh

Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Gemini are generally non butts ( sorry guys) two thug tears.


lol whatever, we can still sit & dont slid off chairs
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@Sutekh, ive asked this question here before, what is this obsession that men have with big butts?
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lol @ square shaped asses
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Posted by Sizzurp
Posted by WaterCup
@Sutekh, ive asked this question here before, what is this obsession that men have with big butts?



Ahhh, nice sumptuous female butts. And, I'm not answering your question cuz' I'm trying to keep it g-rated.
Devil
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go all the way down to x Tongue
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Posted by xygeneration
Wc, men like that ass bc it gives cushion while drilling.
Its like an exercise ball...



thats what pillows are for or hands under the ass to elevate it. They sound lazy & uncreative if thats the only reason for it.
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Posted by Sizzurp
Posted by WaterCup
Posted by Sizzurp
Posted by WaterCup
@Sutekh, ive asked this question here before, what is this obsession that men have with big butts?



Ahhh, nice sumptuous female butts. And, I'm not answering your question cuz' I'm trying to keep it g-rated.
Devil


go all the way down to x Tongue


Winking
Don't tempt me!!
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i just did Winking just come out with it already lol
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Posted by Sutekh
Posted by WaterCup
Posted by xygeneration
Wc, men like that ass bc it gives cushion while drilling.
Its like an exercise ball...



thats what pillows are for or hands under the ass to elevate it. They sound lazy & uncreative if thats the only reason for it.



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lol. Squint all you want & it wont change the fact that those reasons are ridiculous. Its just an ass. Men! *smh*
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Posted by tiziani
Posted by xygeneration
Wc, men like that ass bc it gives cushion while drilling.
Its like an exercise ball...




^^^^Wisdom
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shhhh..smile
you're an ass fan too? OMG, its a sitting thing lol ffs
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Posted by sand
Posted by WaterCup
Posted by Sutekh
Bone and flat is what we call a "spongebob"


which one do you have? Wide load? Hahah


i'm a widey/ muscley from that diagram lulz!


lol omg haha


fuzz free too! Winking
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lol
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Lol @ all of you. Stupid
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Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
I just wanna get to know you.
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please tell me you're different. Do you like big butts too? smile
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Posted by WaterCup
Lol @ all of you. Stupid



. But I can't even get mad at u aqua cutie pie
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whatever. Do 'assless' girls even get a chance in this butt crazy world? See, this is one of the reasons why I get along well with men of other races, most dont even care if you got a skeletal butt or not..they focus on more important things. Black guys on the other hand...
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Posted by BalmyTigress
I have no idea. Perhaps I'm the standard edition. It's an OK butt apparently, though when I get compliments I go "What? Really?!" My assets are in the front :-)
That being said, tomorrow it's back to the gym and after I have my core in better shape, it's back to squatting. The last time I injured my back, so I'm trying to be more careful this time. I know that squats improve core as well, but I'm still scared...


do you enjoy the butt compliments? Body focus irritates me lol cause there's more to a person than meets the eye.
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Posted by xygeneration
Lol! oh hold up and back that ass up wc. Rewind.
Some black dudes* and other races like the back package too.



not the ones I meet lol. I dont give my time to butt pervs anyway, so no love lost there.
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Posted by feb16aqua
Posted by WaterCup
Lol @ all of you. Stupid


lmao!! I know if I was a guy I'd be an assman 100percent4ass
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how big is yours?Tongue
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Posted by WaterCup
Posted by BalmyTigress



do you enjoy the butt compliments? Body focus irritates me lol cause there's more to a person than meets the eye.
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Exactly. In my opinion people should strive to be -healthy- instead of striving to have a body type that others find attractive. If we're not happy or accepting of the body type we're given, even if we get to the point where it's at full potential- we will never be content. Plus it can become tediously consuming and obsessive, when one day inevitably none of it will matter anymore.
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Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
@ WC
I prefer quality over quantity. WC, you got enough back dey for your body type. Though if it was bigger, it would look better, to me at least.

Basically, I'll take any ass besides a flat one. smile


whats wrong with a flat ass? But thats the thing, i dont like nor want any 'back' lol, i feel like it attracts the wrong type of people. The little that i have keeps those types away, thankfully.
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Posted by WaterCup
Posted by BalmyTigress



do you enjoy the butt compliments? Body focus irritates me lol cause there's more to a person than meets the eye.


Exactly. In my opinion people should strive to be -healthy- instead of striving to have a body type that others find attractive. If we're not happy or accepting of the body type we're given, even if we get to the point where it's at full potential- we will never be content. Plus it can become tediously consuming and obsessive, when one day inevitably none of it will matter anymore.
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+1, whew
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Posted by feb16aqua
Posted by WaterCup
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Posted by WaterCup
Lol @ all of you. Stupid


lmao!! I know if I was a guy I'd be an assman 100percent4ass


how big is yours?Tongue


Instafocus haha. ok well. hmmm let's just say I do squats, lunges and deads for a living. oh that ass baby haha
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good for you lolsmile
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Posted by WaterCup
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
@ WC
I prefer quality over quantity. WC, you got enough back dey for your body type. Though if it was bigger, it would look better, to me at least.

Basically, I'll take any ass besides a flat one. smile


whats wrong with a flat ass? But thats the thing, i dont like nor want any 'back' lol, i feel like it attracts the wrong type of people. The little that i have keeps those types away, thankfully.


You might be misunderstanding why men are attracted to certain body types. Women look for providers, protectors, and manly guys for biological reason. Men do the same but it's for physical reasons. IE, is she healthy and can she carry a baby?
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the twiggy model is said to have popped out 2, so that arguement doesnt hold up.
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Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
Posted by WaterCup
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@ WC
I prefer quality over quantity. WC, you got enough back dey for your body type. Though if it was bigger, it would look better, to me at least.

Basically, I'll take any ass besides a flat one. smile


whats wrong with a flat ass? But thats the thing, i dont like nor want any 'back' lol, i feel like it attracts the wrong type of people. The little that i have keeps those types away, thankfully.


It's unattractive. Nothing to grab hold of, or smack.
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lol dont make me smack YOU. What 'unattractive'? Its still a woman who can do all the things that a giant assed woman can do..even more because she dont have all that junk to weigh her down.
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LMAO!!
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Posted by Sizzurp
It ain't my argument toots :/



then what does having a butt got to do with having kids, im honestly missing something here
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*sigh* i give up cause it makes 0 sense to me.
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Posted by tiziani
You've never heard of "child bearing hips" WC?


it sounds stupid so I dont think its something id care to remember.
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Posted by Sizzurp
Lol, why is this issue being convoluted?
It's simple: Women look for provider, protectors and tough guys. Why? She'll need providence for her and the baby and protection for other men. How many times have you seen women saying they want a "real" man. This is what they mean...if if they aren't connecting with that on a conscious level.
Likewise,
Men want a woman: that is healthy, has good genes and can successfully carry and birth a child. A healthy woman in a primal way, is determined by muscle, fat and hair. Thus, men find a donk, breasts and glossy mane attractive.
This isn't to say that a slimmer woman is unattractive, but men are just wired a certain way just like women are. No sense in getting mad about it.
In the end, healthy and personality trump all. Why? Because we're logical. SO, no worries if you feel you may be lacking or w/e. In reality, you're just fine if you care for yourself smile


lol nobody is mad, at least im not..just curious about this thing thats all
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Posted by WaterCup
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
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Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
@ WC
I prefer quality over quantity. WC, you got enough back dey for your body type. Though if it was bigger, it would look better, to me at least.

Basically, I'll take any ass besides a flat one. smile


whats wrong with a flat ass? But thats the thing, i dont like nor want any 'back' lol, i feel like it attracts the wrong type of people. The little that i have keeps those types away, thankfully.


It's unattractive. Nothing to grab hold of, or smack.


lol dont make me smack YOU. What 'unattractive'? Its still a woman who can do all the things that a giant assed woman can do..even more because she dont have all that junk to weigh her down.


Yeah, but it won't mean much without attraction.
You're not the flat I'm referring to anyway.
And I agree on the shape theory. Big Grin
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fair enough & i wish i was 'the flat' lol. Its ridiculous. But, like the others have said, its how you guys are wired so there's nothing more for me to say for in the matter.
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Posted by sand



thats a nice one
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I'd say apple bottom for me. I ALWAYS get comments from men and women on what a nice arse I have. They say it's huge because I have a small waist... It's even more emphasized when I'm wearing my MissMe jeans...
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Posted by Sutekh

Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Gemini are generally non butts ( sorry guys) two thug tears.


LMBABBO! (Laughing my big apple bottom butt off). You haven't seen this nice Gemini bootay! Non butts lmao! My friends would bust a gut laughing at this one. Has nothing to do with signs but genetics.
Oh and those who don't have any I'm so sorry...a nice booty makes an outfit, jeans, shorts, etc., look "extra". Now what I don't have is large tits but mine are just right for me and extra sensitive so I'm happy!
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Posted by Sutekh




+Me
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ROFLMAO!
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Posted by GemStar05
Posted by Sutekh

Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Gemini are generally non butts ( sorry guys) two thug tears.


LMBABBO! (Laughing my big apple bottom butt off). You haven't seen this nice Gemini bootay! Non butts lmao! My friends would bust a gut laughing at this one. Has nothing to do with signs but genetics.
Oh and those who don't have any I'm so sorry...a nice booty makes an outfit, jeans, shorts, etc., look "extra". Now what I don't have is large tits but mine are just right for me and extra sensitive so I'm happy!
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lmao @ 'look extra'. Okay
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Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
@ WC
I prefer quality over quantity. WC, you got enough back dey for your body type. Though if it was bigger, it would look better, to me at least.

Basically, I'll take any ass besides a flat one. smile


whats wrong with a flat ass? But thats the thing, i dont like nor want any 'back' lol, i feel like it attracts the wrong type of people. The little that i have keeps those types away, thankfully.


It's unattractive. Nothing to grab hold of, or smack.


lol dont make me smack YOU. What 'unattractive'? Its still a woman who can do all the things that a giant assed woman can do..even more because she dont have all that junk to weigh her down.


IMHO, you ain't really have sex until you've tapped a rather noticeable/generous booty in doggy style
I can't even describe the emotions that go through a pig's head then (men are pigs ^^) .. booty is standing there, just asking to be grabbed, smacked, kissed, pampered... OK, lemme shut up and keep it movin
not trying to make women with smaller assets feel insecure, that wouldn't be very nice of me .. I'm just giving my honest, probably unwanted opinion .. and being in good health is more important anyway smile

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only a fool will feel insecure lol, as we got dates too. BUTT, its still interesting to hear what you guys think, the male pov. Go on and smack that, nobody minds. They'll continue to pinch the unsmackable ones lol.
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Posted by oldskoolflavor
you sound like you're a little butthurt


LOL, seriously im not, swear to Godsmile I would be butthurt if I didnt get any male attention because of it, but i do, so whats there to be butthurt about? Plus, when I'm out, I turn a few heads, does wonders to my self-esteem to be worried about a lack of butt. Most wanna ride this lol, butt or no butt.
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Posted by xygeneration
Wc, pretty sure you have ass.



i have it, i balance well on a chair & never landed on the floor while trying to sit lol.
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