Awards Nominations - The Vote

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Damnata
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Out of the 247 awards ideas submitted, pick 42 you'd most like to see

Please post all 42 in ONE post and try to pick awards where you actually can think of at least three people who would stand a chance at winning. It's about competition, not inside jokes and cackling like hyennas. You can get your digs in 24/7 on DXP without the need to designate an award specifically geared towards one person.

Same goes for try hard categories. No, you're not funny.

Anyway, I will go with the 42 most voted awards (in the case of a tie for the last place I will add all awards tied for the 42nd place)

Once again, not voting for people now.

Topic will run until this Sunday the 3rd of December, 9 PM central time
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Damnata
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Full list:

1) Biggest Try Hard

2) Fakest User

3) Most Loyal Friend

4) Most Bitter User

5) Most Likely to be Found Dead in an Alley

6) Most Likely to Dump a Dead DXPer in an Alley

7) Most Likely to Show Up in a Random PornHub Search

8) User with the most fibrous dumps

9) Newbie of the year

10) User most likely to become a filter

11) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award

12) Hus dis? It’s me cliche award

13) "It's 106 in My Pullen Chart, doe" Award for Wannabe Scorpio

14) Member you would give a face sitting to at Ikea

15) Member you would get a face sitting from at Ikea

16) User most likely to be in a cult

17) Most likely to be a catfish

18) The most pitiful user

19) The most delusional user

20) The most wisest user

21) The most direct user

22) Sorriest Sumcookiemonster of the decade

23) Sorriest "Robin" of the decade

24) Sorriest Wannabes of the decade

25) Sorriest Man-hater of the year

26) Stinkiest Vulva of the known world

27) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom

28) Warrior Princess of the year

29) Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate

30) Comeback of the Year

31) Sexiest treetrunk of the century

32) Most Likely To Grab You By The kitty 2017

33) User most likely typing from a stolen phone hence grammar and spelling errors

34) Biggest Braggart aka the Bruce Willis in Unbreakable Award

35) User most likely to be caged in a zoo by mistake aka the Taylor Lautner Award

36) Most likely to steal a pair of chanclas

37) PM Lothario Award

38) PMslut Award

39) Music lover award

40) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award

41) Troll of the year award

42) Most likely to be terramine's father

43) Most dramatic user

44) Best sense of humor

45) Most likely to win "this ands aint loyal" award

46) User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user

47) Shade thread of the year

48) Getthoest user

49) Voted off DXP -award

50) Brokeback Mountain Award (Gayest DXP couple, real or perceived)

51) The Casper Award (user that posts once and then disappears)

52) The Train wreck Thread Award (As always)

53) The "Who Let Rainman Access a Keyboard?" Award (most autistic user). We could also call it the "Rick and Morty Award"

54) The "Race is All I Got Award" (most racist user)

55) Biggest DXP Feud

56) User most likely posting from a public library

57) Most likely to post wushu slow mo vids on their dating website profile

58) Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down.

59) The Maruchan Ramen Award for Poorest User/ User most likely living off your tax dollars award

60) Most likely to be a North Korean spy/ Most likely to be kim jong un's nephew

61) Most Petty

62) Most likely to pay for sex

63) The Fatal Attraction Award - User (or users) most likely to obsess over a user they claim to dislike

64) User Mostly Likely to be Blocked

65) User with the Biggest Blocked List

66) The Amateur Armchair Psychologist Award- user most likely to accuse others of having personality disorders & least likely to be qualified in doing so

67) Biggest Twat (figuratively)

68) Biggest Twat (literally)/ YouHoor award

69) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star

70) Female user with the fattest ass award

71) Most likely to be the spawn of Satan

72) Best Cancer Man Left Me Topic

73) Best Is She/He Into Me Topic

74) Best Scorpio Girl Topic

75) Best Out Of The Space User

76) Male user with the most pm's from infinite88

77) Best Looksmaxed

78) Worst Looksmaxed

79) Best fraction facial avi

80) DXPs most eligible bachelor

81) DXPs most eligible bachelorette

82) DXPs Hottest Mom

83) DXPs Hottest Dad

84) DXPs Most Hated

85) DXPs Most Benevolent

86) DXPer with excel sheets on users

87) DXPer with the most receipts

88) DXPs most dramatic PMs made public fight of 2017

89) DXPer most likely to hop on a plane to meet you after pm'ing you

90) DXPer most likely to scream rape (fake)

91) DXPer most likely to be criminally insane

92) DXPer most likely to have women chained in his basement

93) Best user to run an awards thread

94) Man eater turned vegan of the year

95) User who really is about that life award

96) User whose teeth probably smell like butter award

97) The actual astrologer award.

98) Best Oldtimer

99) Friends Category- Vote who's Rachel, Ross, Phoebe, Joe, Chandler, Monica

100) Best Shade Thrower 2017

101) Best DXP Relationship 2017

102) Lamest Fight

103) User you'd like to be your best friend

104) User you'd like to treetrunk

105) User you'd like to pretend kill

106) User you'd like to marry

107) Cro Magnon Award for most jawmaxed... without looking like its a borderline underbite

108) Most likely to accuse the host and process of being unfair.

109) Moistest User

110) Best discreet usage of chanclas award

111) User most likely to toss your salad

112) Best firecrotch

113) Best Fire Sign Male

114) Best Fire Sign Female

115) Best Earth Sign Male

116) Best Earth Sign Female

117) Best Air Sign Male

118) Best Air Sign Female

119) Best Water Sign Male

120) Best Water Sign Female

121) Best Aries female

122) Best Aries male

123) Best Taurus Male

124) Best Taurus Female

125) Best Gemini Male

126) Best Gemini Female

127) Best cancer Male

128) Best Cancer Female

129) Best Leo Male

130) Best Leo Female

131) Best Virgo Male

132) Best Virgo Female

133) Best Libra Male

134) Best Libra Female

135) Best Scorpio Male

136) Best Scorpio Female

137) Best Sagittarius Male

138) Best Sagittarius Female

139) Best Capricorn Male

140) Best CapriCorn Female

141) Best Aquarius Male

142) Best Aquarius Female

143) Best Pisces Male

144) Best Pisces Female

145) Best fire moon

146) Best water moon

147) Best air moon

148) Best earth moon

149) Most passive aggressive

150) Most positive user

151) Person who always makes you smile

152) Askhole of the year

153) alpha award

154) Neediest person of the year

155) Most vain person of the year

156) Vampire of dxp

157) Jed award

158) Gay Daddy award

159) Golden taco award

160) Best pickle wrapper

161) Most likely to find pickle wrapping aesthetically pleasing

162) User most likely to find happiness with a calculator

163) R-E-S-P-E-C-T Gal of the Year

164) Biggest gossip

165) User most likely to suck on your chanclas during foreplay

166) The Award for the most bleeps

167) User most likely to beat dxpers with chanclas

168) The most miserable negative bugger

169) User Most Likely to Befriend an Underage Girl Because Women Their Age Can't Stand Them Award

170) Pizza Pen Pal Award to the user who has hit on cloudy and fragrance and other minors (dastard?) the most.

171) Charles Manson's Heir to being a Scorpio Stereotype Award.

172) Least Decorative Turkey Award

173) Best crazy ranter

174) Best third tier gif

175) Dxp member who talks to you with the bathroom door open / overshare award

176) Nice Person Award

177) Greatest Dad in the World

178) Best First Tier

179) Best Second Tier

180) Best Third Tier

181) Best Multiple Account User

182) Best Split Personality

183) Biggest Lurker

184) Best rage delete

185) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign

186) Most untypical user for their sun sign

187) Best mars sign

188) Best moon sign feuds

189) Most misunderstood user

190) Most overrated user

191) Star sign that has surprised you the most (positively)

192) Inspiring user of the year (unexpected)

193) Most barren eggs/ Most cats award

194) The Connie bleep Award

195) Best Banned Cancer Female

196) Most likely to have some type of abomination of an erotic affair with a stapler

197) User most likely to be that one mom who always calls the cops

198) Best genitalia award

199) Best Nobody award

200) The user most likely to just like me themselves to the Scorpio board.

201) Most Demure Aries Award

202) The Taurus Harem Accumulation Award

203) The Best What Do You Appreciate About Geminis Thread Award

204) The Most Blocked Cancer Award

205) Vote For Any Leo Award

206) Best Virgo Servicing Award

207) Which Libra Reminds You of Your Ex Award

208) Best Scorpio Genitals Award

209) Capricorn That Took The Most L's Award

210) Most Typical Aquarius Award

211) Funniest Pisces Award

212) The worst nickname award

213) Most moronic debate of the year award.

214) Best moon walker

215) Shortest hair

216) Longest hair

217) Most dandruff

218) Greasiest roots

219) Baldcel Award

220) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From

221) User most likely to spike your cortisol

222) Hottest man tits

223) User most likely to be the leader of a new religious movement

224) User most likely to be a Half Natty

225) Minion award

226) Asskisser of the year award

227) Most surprising gender reveal award

228) User who uses the "likes" button too much

229) Dxp Donkey

230) Geekiest DXP'er award.

231) User Always Giving Bad Information

232) User most likely to sing love songs about his ex in the shower with a shampoo bottle as a mic

233) Most likely to smack a cookiemonster up User

234) Biggest Snoop Dogg Smokeathon User

235) Internet Tough Guy

236) Biggest Virgo Hater

237) Kitten avatar of the year award

238) “They’re going places” award

239) Most wholesome

240) Biggest balls

241) Most Edgiest/ Most teen angst

242) User who gives way too many treetrunks/ Biggest overposter that needs to step outdoors once in awhile User

243) DXP Novelist

244) User Who Thinks They Are Funny But They Are Not

245) User who gives the zeroest treetrunks/ Most apathetic

246) That one user you want to like, but are still on the fence about because you're not sure when their crazy ass might turn on you at any given second

247) Best boobs
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Damnata
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Results:

45 awards:

Newbie of the year - 19 votes

Best sense of humor - 19 votes

Wisest user - 18 votes

Troll of the year - 16 votes

Biggest DXP Feud - 13 votes

Actual astrologer award - 13 votes

Biggest Try Hard - 12 votes

Train Wreck Award - 12 votes

User most likely to be blocked - 12 votes

Most likely to be a catfish - 11 votes

Most direct user - 11 votes

Most dramatic user - 11 votes

User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user - 11 votes

Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down. - 11 votes

Best Cancer female - 11 votes

Best Virgo male - 11 votes

Best Virgo female - 11 votes

Best Capricorn male - 11 votes

Inspiring user of the year (unexpected) - 11 votes

User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From - 11 votes

The most delusional user - 10 votes

Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom - 10 votes

Best Earth Sign Male - 10 votes

Best Earth Sign Female - 10 votes

Best Water Sign Female - 10 votes

Best Aries female -10 votes

Best Aries male -10 votes

Best Taurus Male - 10 votes

Best Taurus Female -10 votes

Best Gemini Male -10 votes

Best Gemini Female - 10 votes

Best Cancer Male - 10 votes

Best Leo Male - 10 votes

Best Leo Female - 10 votes

Best Libra Male - 10 votes

Best Libra Female - 10 votes

Best Scorpio Male - 10 votes

Best Scorpio Female - 10 votes

Best Sagittarius Male - 10 votes

Best Sagittarius Female - 10 votes

Best CapriCorn Female - 10 votes

Best Aquarius Male - 10 votes

Best Aquarius Female - 10 votes

Best Pisces Male - 10 votes

Best Pisces Female - 10 votes

We'll start voting Monday the 11th of December at 9 AM central time and we will end Sunday the 17th of December, 9PM central time

In the mean time, you all have a week to blackmail / flatter/ send nudes/ ask for nudes/ send points/ ask for points/ offer readings/ hit on/ compliment/ cajole/ befriend/ threaten/ manipulate/ beg / plead/ hook up with fellow DXPers to convince them to vote for you or not vote for you. I'll be around waiting for @SkiesAfire to answer his PMs.
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Damnata
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Posted by edgelord
Posted by Damnata
Posted by TheRabbit
I don't think anyone needs to vote in the best male or female sun sign categories. Those should be automatic.
Well, no. Whatever people want to see is what they will get.
why aren't they automatic though? you have to use 3845093485093485 spaces for those then instead of just having them automatic and choosing other things?
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Because I don't have a crystal ball to know exactly what the majority of dxp wants and it's fair for people to decide on what awards they want.

You want sun signs, vote them in. You want chanclas, vote them in.
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I will eventually get to 42 here but....

121) Best Aries female

122) Best Aries male

123) Best Taurus Male

124) Best Taurus Female

125) Best Gemini Male

126) Best Gemini Female

127) Best cancer Male

128) Best Cancer Female

129) Best Leo Male

130) Best Leo Female

131) Best Virgo Male

132) Best Virgo Female

133) Best Libra Male

134) Best Libra Female

135) Best Scorpio Male

136) Best Scorpio Female

137) Best Sagittarius Male

138) Best Sagittarius Female

139) Best Capricorn Male

140) Best CapriCorn Female

141) Best Aquarius Male

142) Best Aquarius Female

143) Best Pisces Male

144) Best Pisces Female

I think these should obviously be put in. Sorry but I cant do all 42 off the bat. But this is a given to me that should be included in the 42, but need to be voted on 😄
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Damnata
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Posted by TheRabbit
Posted by justagirl
Posted by TheRabbit
I don't think anyone needs to vote in the best male or female sun sign categories. Those should be automatic.
It's why I asked that question in the thread and listed them, because if it wasn't in that thread, they didn't get added. Now folks need to vote on them if they want them in the 42.
This reminds of filing any pleading in a liberal-leaning state or county. More hoops to jump through and more levels of bureaucracy.

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Murica bout to learn about democracy in this topic.
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Posted by Damnata
Posted by TheRabbit
Posted by justagirl
Posted by TheRabbit
I don't think anyone needs to vote in the best male or female sun sign categories. Those should be automatic.
It's why I asked that question in the thread and listed them, because if it wasn't in that thread, they didn't get added. Now folks need to vote on them if they want them in the 42.
This reminds of filing any pleading in a liberal-leaning state or county. More hoops to jump through and more levels of bureaucracy.


Murica bout to learn about democracy in this topic.

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Ohhh Lordy 😂
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Damnata
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Posted by OrGasMe
I don’t care for Virgo lists.

But I’m hoping DXP behind the scenes will put me in the running for biggest Tryhard. I know I’m likely neck and neck with @itsmeRoman but I’ve tried REALLY HARD this year.

Also helping people to rage delete has got to count for something!

Dxp needs ‘DXP behind the scenes’ awards.

Someone for the love of good lord baby Jesus assassinate my character; I beg you!!
I'm here for you.
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I appreciate the effort, I'll bite.

1) Biggest Try Hard

3) Most Loyal Friend

4) Most Bitter User

9) Newbie of the year

16) User most likely to be in a cult

17) Most likely to be a catfish

19) The most delusional user

20) The most wisest user

21) The most direct user

27) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom

28) Warrior Princess of the year

29) Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate

31) Sexiest treetrunk of the century

33) User most likely typing from a stolen phone hence grammar and spelling errors

34) Biggest Braggart aka the Bruce Willis in Unbreakable Award

39) Music lover award

40) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award

41) Troll of the year award

43) Most dramatic user

44) Best sense of humor

46) User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user

48) Getthoest user

51) The Casper Award (user that posts once and then disappears)

55) Biggest DXP Feud

58) Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down.

61) Most Petty

62) Most likely to pay for sex

63) The Fatal Attraction Award - User (or users) most likely to obsess over a user they claim to dislike

64) User Mostly Likely to be Blocked

65) User with the Biggest Blocked List

66) The Amateur Armchair Psychologist Award- user most likely to accuse others of having personality disorders & least likely to be qualified in doing so

113) Best Fire Sign Male

114) Best Fire Sign Female

115) Best Earth Sign Male

116) Best Earth Sign Female

117) Best Air Sign Male

118) Best Air Sign Female

119) Best Water Sign Male

120) Best Water Sign Female

185) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign

186) Most untypical user for their sun sign

192) Inspiring user of the year (unexpected)
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Soul
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Posted by Chuckcem
I appreciate the effort, I'll bite.

1) Biggest Try Hard

3) Most Loyal Friend

4) Most Bitter User

9) Newbie of the year

16) User most likely to be in a cult

17) Most likely to be a catfish

19) The most delusional user

20) The most wisest user

21) The most direct user

27) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom

28) Warrior Princess of the year

29) Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate

31) Sexiest treetrunk of the century

33) User most likely typing from a stolen phone hence grammar and spelling errors

34) Biggest Braggart aka the Bruce Willis in Unbreakable Award

39) Music lover award

40) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award

41) Troll of the year award

43) Most dramatic user

44) Best sense of humor

46) User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user

48) Getthoest user

51) The Casper Award (user that posts once and then disappears)

55) Biggest DXP Feud

58) Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down.

61) Most Petty

62) Most likely to pay for sex

63) The Fatal Attraction Award - User (or users) most likely to obsess over a user they claim to dislike

64) User Mostly Likely to be Blocked

65) User with the Biggest Blocked List

66) The Amateur Armchair Psychologist Award- user most likely to accuse others of having personality disorders & least likely to be qualified in doing so

113) Best Fire Sign Male

114) Best Fire Sign Female

115) Best Earth Sign Male

116) Best Earth Sign Female

117) Best Air Sign Male

118) Best Air Sign Female

119) Best Water Sign Male

120) Best Water Sign Female

185) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign

186) Most untypical user for their sun sign

192) Inspiring user of the year (unexpected)
I'm going to just say ditto and save myself the trauma of looking through that shitty list over and over again.

I pick this same list.

So that's 2 votes for every award on his list.
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42) Most likely to be terramine's father

232) User most likely to sing love songs about his ex in the shower with a shampoo bottle as a mic

222) Hottest man tits

197) User most likely to be that one mom who always calls the cops

213) Most moronic debate of the year award.

36) Most likely to steal a pair of chanclas

173) Best crazy ranter

157) jed award

52) The Train wreck Thread Award (As always)

62) Most likely to pay for sex

113) Best Fire Sign Male

114) Best Fire Sign Female

115) Best Earth Sign Male

116) Best Earth Sign Female

117) Best Air Sign Male

118) Best Air Sign Female

119) Best Water Sign Male

120) Best Water Sign Female

121) Best Aries female

122) Best Aries male

123) Best Taurus Male

124) Best Taurus Female

125) Best Gemini Male

126) Best Gemini Female

127) Best cancer Male

128) Best Cancer Female

129) Best Leo Male

130) Best Leo Female

131) Best Virgo Male

132) Best Virgo Female

133) Best Libra Male

134) Best Libra Female

135) Best Scorpio Male

136) Best Scorpio Female

137) Best Sagittarius Male

138) Best Sagittarius Female

139) Best Capricorn Male

140) Best CapriCorn Female

141) Best Aquarius Male

142) Best Aquarius Female

143) Best Pisces Male

144) Best Pisces Female
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okay I went through the list pretty fast and I reckon you should not have included the obvious joke suggestions, and also could have eliminated a lot of very similar ones (for example I spotted at least 5 "nicest user award")

And why did you make little addendums to some awards like what you added after "zeroest fucks"? it doesn't even make sense.
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Damnata
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Posted by hydorah
okay I went through the list pretty fast and I reckon you should not have included the obvious joke suggestions, and also could have eliminated a lot of very similar ones (for example I spotted at least 5 "nicest user award")

And why did you make little addendums to some awards like what you added after "zeroest fucks"? it doesn't even make sense.
I wouldn't have included the obvious jokes but they were submitted as suggestions so on the list they go.

Was supposed to be something like 287...but 40 or so were repeats. I know what you mean about the "nicest user award" but the nuance differs. Those weren't addendums lol, I used "/" for awards that were repeats, won't use that after they are voted...i'll find a more to the point title. Mainly so people know what those awards are about..and in some cases you had the posters who proposed them explain them in paranthesis.

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Here is my list, arranged by category. I recomend that you, who reads this post and don't want to do that job, just follow my vote.

===perceived user quality ===

1) Biggest Try Hard

2) Fakest User

20) The most wisest user

41) Troll of the year award

44) Best sense of humor

53) The "Who Let Rainman Access a Keyboard?" Award (most autistic user). We could also call it the "Rick and Morty Award"

58) Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down.

100) Best Shade Thrower 2017

155) Most vain person of the year

171) Charles Manson's Heir to being a Scorpio Stereotype Award.

185) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign

226) Asskisser of the year award

228) User who uses the "likes" button too much

244) User Who Thinks They Are Funny But They Are Not

245) User who gives the zeroest treetrunks

===measurable user quality===

9) Newbie of the year

31) Sexiest treetrunk of the century

37) PM Lothario Award

82) DXPs Hottest Mom

83) DXPs Hottest Dad

97) The actual astrologer award.

173) Best crazy ranter

221) User most likely to spike your cortisol

225) Minion award

247) Best boobs

===user interactions===

47) Shade thread of the year

50) Brokeback Mountain Award (Gayest DXP couple, real or perceived)

52) The Train wreck Thread Award (As always)

55) Biggest DXP Feud

101) Best DXP Relationship 2017

102) Lamest Fight

213) Most moronic debate of the year award.

===joke categories===

7) Most Likely to Show Up in a Random PornHub Search

11) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award

35) User most likely to be caged in a zoo by mistake aka the Taylor Lautner Award

36) Most likely to steal a pair of chanclas

86) DXPer with excel sheets on users

89) DXPer most likely to hop on a plane to meet you after pm'ing you

108) Most likely to accuse the host and process of being unfair.

109) Moistest User

157) Jed award

197) User most likely to be that one mom who always calls the cops



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Last year I said I’d nominate people and then I never did. So I’ll make a small effort this time, lol.

3) most loyal friend

4) most bitter user

9) newbie of the year

16) user most likely to be in a cult

20) the most wisest user

21) the most direct user

28) warrior princess of the year

30) comeback of the year

34) biggest braggart aka the Brice Willis in Unbreakable award

39) music lover award

40) sexy beast award/ the Vincent Cassel award

41) troll of the year

44) best sense of humor

46) User that never makes any sense award

52) Train wreck thread of the year

55) Biggest DXP feud

97) the actual astrologer award (good job whoever came up with this one 👍)

103) User you’d like to be your best friend

113) through )120 Best Fire, Earth, Air and Water signs for male and female (

145) through 148) Best Fire, Earth, Air and Water Moon award

150) most positive user

159) golden taco award (whatever that is, lol)

173) Best crazy ranter

175) User who will talk to you with the bathroom door open/ overshare award

185) Most stereotypical user for there sun sign award

191) star sign (Sun I think?) that’s surprised you the most in a positive way

192) insipiring user of the year award (unexpected)

199) best nobody award

220) User you’re most excited to get a notification from

235) internet tough guy

238) they’re going places award

245) User who gives the zeroest tree trunks/ most apathetic

I think that’s 42. I’d still like to add User who most likely owns the most Converse award 😬

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Damnata
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Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by hydorah
We should pick only ten categories.

There are not that many winners anyway, tiziani, fisk, etc...
I can't be nominated or win any awards. Been like that for years.
Actually you can and you will.

My turn to skip all that.
Hey, I don't make the rules.
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I know, that's why I'm letting you know.

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Damnata
@Damnata
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Comments: 252 · Posts: 36419 · Topics: 473
Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by hydorah
We should pick only ten categories.

There are not that many winners anyway, tiziani, fisk, etc...
I can't be nominated or win any awards. Been like that for years.
Actually you can and you will.

My turn to skip all that.
Hey, I don't make the rules.
I know, that's why I'm letting you know.


I understand, thanks for letting me know. No hard feelings. I tried to get them to change it but they just insist I can't be nommed. I'll be there in spirit.

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There is no "them". Refer back to my "I am the Russians" post.
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Damnata
@Damnata
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Posted by edgelord
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by hydorah
We should pick only ten categories.

There are not that many winners anyway, tiziani, fisk, etc...
I can't be nominated or win any awards. Been like that for years.
Actually you can and you will.

My turn to skip all that.
wut? who am i supposed to vote for best boobs then? 😆
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I know, tragic.
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Damnata
@Damnata
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Comments: 252 · Posts: 36419 · Topics: 473
Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by hydorah
We should pick only ten categories.

There are not that many winners anyway, tiziani, fisk, etc...
I can't be nominated or win any awards. Been like that for years.
Actually you can and you will.

My turn to skip all that.
Hey, I don't make the rules.
I know, that's why I'm letting you know.


I understand, thanks for letting me know. No hard feelings. I tried to get them to change it but they just insist I can't be nommed. I'll be there in spirit.


There is no "them". Refer back to my "I am the Russians" post.


I totally hear you. I know you put in the good word. Hey it's the thought that counts.

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Yeah the thought and me tallying up votes for tiziani. It's gon be gud.
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Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0


17) Most likely to be a catfish

38) PMslut Award

41) Troll of the year award

43) Most dramatic user

44) Best sense of humor

52) The Train wreck Thread Award (As always)

55) Biggest DXP Feud

61) Most Petty

80) DXPs most eligible bachelor

81) DXPs most eligible bachelorette

84) DXPs Most Hated

85) DXPs Most Benevolent

102) Lamest Fight

103) User you'd like to be your best friend

113) Best Fire Sign Male

114) Best Fire Sign Female

115) Best Earth Sign Male

116) Best Earth Sign Female

117) Best Air Sign Male

118) Best Air Sign Female

119) Best Water Sign Male

120) Best Water Sign Female

145) Best fire moon

146) Best water moon

147) Best air moon

148) Best earth moon

149) Most passive aggressive

150) Most positive user

151) Person who always makes you smile

154) Neediest person of the year

164) Biggest gossip

168) The most miserable negative bugger

181) Best Multiple Account User

182) Best Split Personality

185) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign

186) Most untypical user for their sun sign

190) Most overrated user

220) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From

221) User most likely to spike your cortisol

226) Asskisser of the year award

228) User who uses the "likes" button too much

244) User Who Thinks they're funny but are not

Phew!!😰
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rockyroadicecream
@rockyroadicecream
13 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 1243 · Posts: 16617 · Topics: 170
1) Biggest Try Hard

2) Fakest User

3) Most Loyal Friend

4) Most Bitter User

5) Most Likely to be Found Dead in an Alley

6) Most Likely to Dump a Dead DXPer in an Alley

7) Most Likely to Show Up in a Random PornHub Search

8) User with the most fibrous dumps

9) Newbie of the year

10) User most likely to become a filter

11) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award

12) Hus dis? It’s me cliche award

13) "It's 106 in My Pullen Chart, doe" Award for Wannabe Scorpio

14) Member you would give a face sitting to at Ikea

15) Member you would get a face sitting from at Ikea

16) User most likely to be in a cult

17) Most likely to be a catfish

18) The most pitiful user

19) The most delusional user

20) The most wisest user

21) The most direct user

22) Sorriest Sumcookiemonster of the decade

23) Sorriest "Robin" of the decade

24) Sorriest Wannabes of the decade

25) Sorriest Man-hater of the year

26) Stinkiest Vulva of the known world

27) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom

28) Warrior Princess of the year

29) Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate

30) Comeback of the Year

31) Sexiest treetrunk of the century

32) Most Likely To Grab You By The kitty 2017

33) User most likely typing from a stolen phone hence grammar and spelling errors

34) Biggest Braggart aka the Bruce Willis in Unbreakable Award

35) User most likely to be caged in a zoo by mistake aka the Taylor Lautner Award

36) Most likely to steal a pair of chanclas

37) PM Lothario Award

38) PMslut Award

39) Music lover award

40) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award

41) Troll of the year award

42) Most likely to be terramine's father



Done.

Dahell is this ish.
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Tina
@Teena
10 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0
Posted by Ravishing
1) Most Loyal Friend

2) Most Bitter User

3) Newbie of the year

4) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award

5) Most likely to be a catfish

6) Sorriest Man-hater of the year

7) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom

8) Comeback of the Year

9) PMslut Award

10) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award

11) Troll of the Year

12) Best sense of humor

13) The Trainwreck Thread Award

14) Biggest DXP Feud

15) Biggest Shit-Stirrer

16) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star

17) Best Shade Thrower 2017

18) Best DXP Relationship 2017

19) Biggest Gossip

20) Best Multiple Account User

21) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign

22) Most untypical user for their sun sign

23) Most overrated user

24) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From

25) Asskisser of the year award

26) Internet Tough Guy

27) “They’re going places” award

And I guess the rest would be "Best Male/Female Sign" awards.
How did you do it—? It was very very hard for me to get it down to 42. You got it to 27 ...I so wanted 50 n your list still looks better than mine!!!😂😂
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Damnata
@Damnata
15 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Comments: 252 · Posts: 36419 · Topics: 473
Posted by Ravishing
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
1) Most Loyal Friend

2) Most Bitter User

3) Newbie of the year

4) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award

5) Most likely to be a catfish

6) Sorriest Man-hater of the year

7) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom

8) Comeback of the Year

9) PMslut Award

10) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award

11) Troll of the Year

12) Best sense of humor

13) The Trainwreck Thread Award

14) Biggest DXP Feud

15) Biggest Shit-Stirrer

16) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star

17) Best Shade Thrower 2017

18) Best DXP Relationship 2017

19) Biggest Gossip

20) Best Multiple Account User

21) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign

22) Most untypical user for their sun sign

23) Most overrated user

24) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From

25) Asskisser of the year award

26) Internet Tough Guy

27) “They’re going places” award

And I guess the rest would be "Best Male/Female Sign" awards.
How did you do it—? It was very very hard for me to get it down to 42. You got it to 27 ...I so wanted 50 n your list still looks better than mine!!!😂😂

No idea. I just did it as fast as I could!

And I'm kind of sad "Most desperate for a hit thread" wasn't a possible award. I so would have won that one. LOL.

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You need to learn to nominate awards you can win. That's what everyone else is doing lol.
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Tina
@Teena
10 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0
Posted by Ravishing
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
1) Most Loyal Friend

2) Most Bitter User

3) Newbie of the year

4) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award

5) Most likely to be a catfish

6) Sorriest Man-hater of the year

7) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom

8) Comeback of the Year

9) PMslut Award

10) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award

11) Troll of the Year

12) Best sense of humor

13) The Trainwreck Thread Award

14) Biggest DXP Feud

15) Biggest Shit-Stirrer

16) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star

17) Best Shade Thrower 2017

18) Best DXP Relationship 2017

19) Biggest Gossip

20) Best Multiple Account User

21) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign

22) Most untypical user for their sun sign

23) Most overrated user

24) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From

25) Asskisser of the year award

26) Internet Tough Guy

27) “They’re going places” award

And I guess the rest would be "Best Male/Female Sign" awards.
How did you do it—? It was very very hard for me to get it down to 42. You got it to 27 ...I so wanted 50 n your list still looks better than mine!!!😂😂

No idea. I just did it as fast as I could!

And I'm kind of sad "Most desperate for a hit thread" wasn't a possible award. I so would have won that one. LOL.

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You should have posted it on the nominations thread. Daaamn!! Why didn't I think of this?? This is how people win 😂😂 I'd have nominated "Biggest spammer" 😂
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Damnata
@Damnata
15 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Comments: 252 · Posts: 36419 · Topics: 473
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
1) Most Loyal Friend

2) Most Bitter User

3) Newbie of the year

4) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award

5) Most likely to be a catfish

6) Sorriest Man-hater of the year

7) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom

8) Comeback of the Year

9) PMslut Award

10) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award

11) Troll of the Year

12) Best sense of humor

13) The Trainwreck Thread Award

14) Biggest DXP Feud

15) Biggest Shit-Stirrer

16) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star

17) Best Shade Thrower 2017

18) Best DXP Relationship 2017

19) Biggest Gossip

20) Best Multiple Account User

21) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign

22) Most untypical user for their sun sign

23) Most overrated user

24) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From

25) Asskisser of the year award

26) Internet Tough Guy

27) “They’re going places” award

And I guess the rest would be "Best Male/Female Sign" awards.
How did you do it—? It was very very hard for me to get it down to 42. You got it to 27 ...I so wanted 50 n your list still looks better than mine!!!😂😂

No idea. I just did it as fast as I could!

And I'm kind of sad "Most desperate for a hit thread" wasn't a possible award. I so would have won that one. LOL.



You should have posted it on the nominations thread. Daaamn!! Why didn't I think of this?? This is how people win 😂😂 I'd have nominated "Biggest spammer" 😂

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Yeah I mean you can take it a step above. For example the Virgo mafia could have plotted and came up with "Best organizer" "Most meaningless lists" and then we'd know for sure one of us had it in the bag. Alas, @startwars exists and every chance me and @FknNerd gave her in this life...she has failed us.
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Damnata
@Damnata
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Comments: 252 · Posts: 36419 · Topics: 473
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@Damnata

3.) Most Loyal Friend

4.) Most Bitter User

20.) The Most Wisest User

36.) Most likely to steal a pair of chanclas

43.) Most dramatic user

44.) Best sense of humor

46.) User That Never Makes Any Sense/Most random user

61.) Most Petty

85.) DXPs Most Benevolent

97.) The actual astrologer award

103.) User you'd like to be your best friend

110.) Best discreet usage of chanclas award

115) Best Earth Sign Male

116) Best Earth Sign Female

131) Best Virgo Male

132) Best Virgo Female

139) Best Capricorn Male

143) Best Pisces Male

144) Best Pisces Female

145) Best fire moon

146) Best water moon

147) Best air moon

148) Best earth moon

150.) Most positive user

151.) Person who always makes you smile

167.) User most likely to beat dxpers with chanclas

168.) The most miserable negative bugger

173.) Best crazy ranter

176.) Nice Person Award

177.) Greatest Dad in the World

185) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign

186) Most untypical user for their sun sign

187.) Best mars sign

191.) Star sign that has surprised you the most (positively)

192.) Inspiring user of the year (unexpected)

206.) Best Virgo Servicing Award

207.) Which Libra Reminds You of Your Ex Award

220.) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From

227.) Most surprising gender reveal award

230.) Geekiest DXP'er award

236.) Biggest Virgo Hater

239.) Most wholesome
You know...the way you wandered all innocent in this topic without knowing what it was about...that's how I know you're a Virgo. You felt the secret call of lists lmao. "Somewhere on DXP, there's a list", she pondered.
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Damnata
@Damnata
15 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Comments: 252 · Posts: 36419 · Topics: 473
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
1) Most Loyal Friend

2) Most Bitter User

3) Newbie of the year

4) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award

5) Most likely to be a catfish

6) Sorriest Man-hater of the year

7) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom

8) Comeback of the Year

9) PMslut Award

10) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award

11) Troll of the Year

12) Best sense of humor

13) The Trainwreck Thread Award

14) Biggest DXP Feud

15) Biggest Shit-Stirrer

16) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star

17) Best Shade Thrower 2017

18) Best DXP Relationship 2017

19) Biggest Gossip

20) Best Multiple Account User

21) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign

22) Most untypical user for their sun sign

23) Most overrated user

24) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From

25) Asskisser of the year award

26) Internet Tough Guy

27) “They’re going places” award

And I guess the rest would be "Best Male/Female Sign" awards.
How did you do it—? It was very very hard for me to get it down to 42. You got it to 27 ...I so wanted 50 n your list still looks better than mine!!!😂😂

No idea. I just did it as fast as I could!

And I'm kind of sad "Most desperate for a hit thread" wasn't a possible award. I so would have won that one. LOL.



You should have posted it on the nominations thread. Daaamn!! Why didn't I think of this?? This is how people win 😂😂 I'd have nominated "Biggest spammer" 😂

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You need to lobby hard with people for that "most untypical user for their sun sign" award if it gets through the voting. Everyone pegs you as a Gemini lmao.
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Tina
@Teena
10 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
1) Most Loyal Friend

2) Most Bitter User

3) Newbie of the year

4) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award

5) Most likely to be a catfish

6) Sorriest Man-hater of the year

7) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom

8) Comeback of the Year

9) PMslut Award

10) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award

11) Troll of the Year

12) Best sense of humor

13) The Trainwreck Thread Award

14) Biggest DXP Feud

15) Biggest Shit-Stirrer

16) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star

17) Best Shade Thrower 2017

18) Best DXP Relationship 2017

19) Biggest Gossip

20) Best Multiple Account User

21) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign

22) Most untypical user for their sun sign

23) Most overrated user

24) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From

25) Asskisser of the year award

26) Internet Tough Guy

27) “They’re going places” award

And I guess the rest would be "Best Male/Female Sign" awards.
How did you do it—? It was very very hard for me to get it down to 42. You got it to 27 ...I so wanted 50 n your list still looks better than mine!!!😂😂

No idea. I just did it as fast as I could!

And I'm kind of sad "Most desperate for a hit thread" wasn't a possible award. I so would have won that one. LOL.



You should have posted it on the nominations thread. Daaamn!! Why didn't I think of this?? This is how people win 😂😂 I'd have nominated "Biggest spammer" 😂


Yeah I mean you can take it a step above. For example the Virgo mafia could have plotted and came up with "Best organizer" "Most meaningless lists" and then we'd know for sure one of us had it in the bag. Alas, @startwars exists and every chance me and @FknNerd gave her in this life...she has failed us.

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LOL!! Should have known🤦
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