
Astrobyn
@Astrobyn
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irst post, I would like to recognize another lunar gem!
Posted by tizianiPosted by SatoriFierce
That's going a bit too far to try and prove her wedding night is about to be her first time!
Me thinks she protesteth too much!click to expand

Posted by VivaciousScorpio
Go away LetitB, leave all us sock puppet accounts alone.


Posted by arietteheart2
The was my comment. Thank you.


Posted by KingRat
u come at the king with that?
boom dxp royal flush!





Posted by Damnata
Anyway, I'd love to join the pity woe is me fest but I'm not a water sign.
Either way, what I said stands. If you ever feel like really reading into the Virgo psyche and not just engaging in an emotional circle jerk..I'll be around.
People shouldn't date Virgos anyway. It's hard to be in the presence of greatness so I understand how it pokes at insecurities. You are forgiven, my children.

Posted by virgoyum
I find that most people who go on diatribes...lack self-awareness and are always looking for someone to blame.
But if you want to overlook a whole subset of individuals. Carry on. Meanwhile all of them will be living their lives not giving a fuck.

Posted by canerleo101Posted by scorchedearth
you think of sex as a commodity. you're not exactly thinking of love or relationships in a healthy way. and spare me the you have no problems opening up to men. if you actually didn't have a problem you wouldn't be thinking of your vagina like an atm.
Sex is partly a commodity.click to expand

Posted by CluelessCancerPosted by MoonArtist
You have a mouse turd for a penis.click to expand

Posted by Mscorp
I guess you have dated 5 Gemini's and are now married to a Virgo.
You are a deaf-man 😉



Posted by brianafay
Someone's grandma just told me to "drink a dick"

Posted by Denver34Posted by AcidBrosPosted by Easha23000us
Leo mars..
Oh, someone's talking smack about your Leo Mars.
lol it's true. just sayin. No cynicism or childish behavior, I'm not like most people here.click to expand

Posted by SirHorns
You see here is how it goes:
- throw emotional tantrums on the boards
- get validation and criticism.
-Repeat this till people try to set you off
- Allow them to gaslight you almost all the time and play victim.
-Develop an EGO over your tantrums, only care about your own emotions and attack anyone who didn't give you pity or blow smoke up your ass.
- Get paranoid and thing users are out to get you.
- delete and make a new account.
^- Do this repeatedly and you'll be a"traditional DXP" member or look like a Veteran.


Posted by SureShotCap
When people are placed under pressure they reveal who they truly are...
Meaning: Characteristics shine, true intent is revealed and insecurities are exposed just to prove a point...
People do anything to win. Even if they place themselves for destruction.
Not caring to win, makes you a winner... While fighting someone that doesn't care makes you a failure...

Posted by CapTenn
The man pays.
Unless, the 'lady' is some New Age, Feminazi psycho "that can do anything a man can -- only better), then by all means, she can pay for our one and only date.

Posted by queenMXPosted by WaterCup
If the 20th of February is 13 degrees Aquarius, then I have 3 lava squirting nipples attached to my chest.
That info is inaccurate, girlfriend. Look closer.
yes I know I wrote feb 2 instead of 20click to expand

Posted by WynterPosted by SirHorns
You see here is how it goes:
- throw emotional tantrums on the boards
- get validation and criticism.
-Repeat this till people try to set you off
- Allow them to gaslight you almost all the time and play victim.
-Develop an EGO over your tantrums, only care about your own emotions and attack anyone who didn't give you pity or blow smoke up your ass.
- Get paranoid and thing users are out to get you.
- delete and make a new account.
^- Do this repeatedly and you'll be a"traditional DXP" member or look like a Veteran.click to expand

Posted by Damnata
How you think you deserved more than a "Fuck you" is beyond me.

Posted by tiziani
In Rob We Trust

Posted by starloverPosted by LetltBPosted by CapTenn
The man pays.
Unless, the 'lady' is some New Age, Feminazi psycho "that can do anything a man can -- only better), then by all means, she can pay for our one and only date.
DATES-WHO-PAYS?
😆
click to expand

Posted by seraph
You can't snap your fingers and conjure a dildo into his ass

Posted by Wynter
Yanno the other day I woke up and the cats butt was on my face. I'm hoping it hadn't been there too long, but I dunno


Posted by VivaciousScorpio
We get it Star. For the love of God we get it. Just shut up you old broken record.
Talk about a clucking hen.

Posted by Damnata
We are supposed to enrich other people's lives? I missed the memo.
You will either rejoice in the pleasure of my company ..or not.
I BID YOU GOOD DAY, SIR!

Posted by Astrobyn
You can un-follow me on twitter, you an delete and block my number, you can un-friend my on facebook... But you can never un-lick my butthole!!!

Posted by shellshocker
Here's something to think about the next time you have a "moment" and feel the urge to post. You've had 3/4 relationships or friendships with Pisces and they all failed, right? you are the common denominator. I don't think it's about how "they" are.


Posted by Cheeseburger
This thread is officially spam. Something Purr's "Mood Swing Thread"'s never was. Granted that those threads never had a chance to be anything, but, it never would've been anything like this, cause it had a purpose, unlike this, which is why, this thread, is officially spam.
If you don't know what i'm talking about, that was a very quick and dirty history lesson about the history of this thread, a place for cancers to come here and vent or express their emotions and thoughts, a "crab sanctuary".
All what is now is a place for horny cancer women to tell Scorpio men how much of horny cancer women they are.
I for one, don't give a single flying fuck about how much any of you like Scorpio men, or Virgo men, which is pretty much the summary of the past 500 posts of this bitch.
Want to know why no one likes cancers ? its not because you are clingy, its because you have no character, no direction and no pride. You come across and unique and charming, as you could be; and then saturate your personalities to your own oblivion.
Fuck this place is sad, and this is your home. How sad is that ?

Posted by DamnataPosted by Cheeseburger
This thread is officially spam. Something Purr's "Mood Swing Thread"'s never was. Granted that those threads never had a chance to be anything, but, it never would've been anything like this, cause it had a purpose, unlike this, which is why, this thread, is officially spam.
If you don't know what i'm talking about, that was a very quick and dirty history lesson about the history of this thread, a place for cancers to come here and vent or express their emotions and thoughts, a "crab sanctuary".
All what is now is a place for horny cancer women to tell Scorpio men how much of horny cancer women they are.
I for one, don't give a single flying fuck about how much any of you like Scorpio men, or Virgo men, which is pretty much the summary of the past 500 posts of this bitch.
Want to know why no one likes cancers ? its not because you are clingy, its because you have no character, no direction and no pride. You come across and unique and charming, as you could be; and then saturate your personalities to your own oblivion.
Fuck this place is sad, and this is your home. How sad is that ?
Can't stop laughing.click to expand

Posted by LetltBPosted by DamnataPosted by Cheeseburger
This thread is officially spam. Something Purr's "Mood Swing Thread"'s never was. Granted that those threads never had a chance to be anything, but, it never would've been anything like this, cause it had a purpose, unlike this, which is why, this thread, is officially spam.
If you don't know what i'm talking about, that was a very quick and dirty history lesson about the history of this thread, a place for cancers to come here and vent or express their emotions and thoughts, a "crab sanctuary".
All what is now is a place for horny cancer women to tell Scorpio men how much of horny cancer women they are.
I for one, don't give a single flying fuck about how much any of you like Scorpio men, or Virgo men, which is pretty much the summary of the past 500 posts of this bitch.
Want to know why no one likes cancers ? its not because you are clingy, its because you have no character, no direction and no pride. You come across and unique and charming, as you could be; and then saturate your personalities to your own oblivion.
Fuck this place is sad, and this is your home. How sad is that ?
Can't stop laughing.
lol...link please?click to expand

Posted by LetltBPosted by DamnataPosted by Cheeseburger
This thread is officially spam. Something Purr's "Mood Swing Thread"'s never was. Granted that those threads never had a chance to be anything, but, it never would've been anything like this, cause it had a purpose, unlike this, which is why, this thread, is officially spam.
If you don't know what i'm talking about, that was a very quick and dirty history lesson about the history of this thread, a place for cancers to come here and vent or express their emotions and thoughts, a "crab sanctuary".
All what is now is a place for horny cancer women to tell Scorpio men how much of horny cancer women they are.
I for one, don't give a single flying fuck about how much any of you like Scorpio men, or Virgo men, which is pretty much the summary of the past 500 posts of this bitch.
Want to know why no one likes cancers ? its not because you are clingy, its because you have no character, no direction and no pride. You come across and unique and charming, as you could be; and then saturate your personalities to your own oblivion.
Fuck this place is sad, and this is your home. How sad is that ?
Can't stop laughing.
lol...link please?click to expand

Posted by TachiMichi
shut the fuck up already.
you are coming across as a whiny,ball-less bitch.
i try to keep my composure and respect people here,
but you sir, are getting on my fucking nerves.
i can point out so many
things wrong with your entire post, delusion one.
1. if she plays these games
you speak of, why not leave her alone? unless you're a sorry
sucker that likes to get used.
but no... you think you can try to 'knock her off her high horse'.
met me explain one thing to your simple minded ass - once a scorpio
woman, good or bad, decides how she is going to treat you, the only thing
that will end it is if you were to go away. you're trying to play a game you
definitely will lose.
2. all this high school minded dumb drivel that you constantly type lets a person know
the bullshit behind everything you are saying. you want to attack a dude that she is with -
yet you claim she uses him but he gives her anything she wants. no, the TRUTH is that she
is with him and you have sour grapes because shehas made it clear that she does not want you. so
to fit your fucked up mind, you talk shit about him and her. geminis are not stupid by any stretch.
they really know when someone is using them or not.
if she's using him and playing games with you, sir, then why the hell do you keep obsessing over someone
of low morals and values? BECAUSE YOU WANT HER.
3. what it really sounds like is you tried to get her to notice you, but you're mad that it's not to
the degree that you wanted her to. so now, she's accused of playing games. you talk incessantly of
yourself and portray yourself as hero. you are not by any means. how low of a person are you to constantly
want to deal with a person that you claim is doing such negative things that you accuse her of? i saw ALL the holes
in your fake ass story and you can deny it all you want. point is she loves him, not you, and you can't handle it.
so now, you rather turn fucked up in the head rather than be smart and move the hell on. that right there is extra messed
up....

Posted by TachiMichi
4. instead of heart bleeding on a fucking scorpio board, why dont you go ask her the same bullshit you asked us,
get your answer and be done with it? has that thought ever crossed your small mind? the hell is wrong with you?
i bet you dont even know this scorpio woman personally. you just want her so you stalk her and come up with all types of
bullshit to make her look bad to your actions can be justified....talk to her and find out what you
want to know, if she is not a figment of your messed
up imagination. douche.

Posted by Shruikan
The gem is probably getting some while this clown looks up narcissism in his room, convinces himself that every girl likes him and masturbates with his own tears.

Posted by Shruikan
...really? Her eyes dilate when she looks at you...? As in, you're literally shining so bright you're giving off light that's causing her eyes to noticeably dilate right before your eyes? And she has hands that are "ice cold."...Your not girlfriend sounds a lot like Edward. Is your not girlfriend Edward?

Posted by MissFisk
The thread where these nuggets of gold originated from, phoenix, please. i need context. and tomorrow's reading LOLz material.

Posted by MissFisk
The thread where these nuggets of gold originated from, phoenix, please. i need context. and tomorrow's reading LOLz material.

Posted by exoskeleton
after a spliff this thread is just hilarious.


Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Pluto is scorpio
It was at that moment I learned of the immaculate scorpio placement.
This must be awesomeness, I pondered.
I must be part of the most rad generation of our time. A generation full of bomb ass sex. A generation full of tho most epic fucking stares. A generation full of power and the smell of pure lust.
Scorpio placements. How impressive. This must be what magnificence is made of.
...Or so I thought. I then learned pluto in scorpio just meant a generation of ridding emotional/psychological limitations that prevent further growth. "the re-birth of new psychological patterns that are in alignment with the current evolutionary intentions of this life."
The disappointment.
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