Bored people bore me -

- Somebody told me that a few years ago, and what they said next, which was something to the effect that people who are bored easily are just too slow to understand what's going on, had a profound effect on how I act around people. Actually around anyone but my immediate family.
I can't stand the thought of anyone seeing me as unintelligent in the slightest, so I always work extremely hard to keep people entertained, keep conversations flowing, and NEVER letting on that I'm bored. Even though I get bored pretty easily.
So, I FINALLY had this epiphany this morning: I've been doing all the work, and I shouldn't have to. I am officially throwing the shackles off of whatever it was that was shackled. Everybody listen up: I'm so goddamn bored! If I don't get out of this town soon, even if it's just for a little while, I might just shave my head again. Or maybe I'll think of a new diversion.

Bling, why'd you hide your post?

"I might just shave my head again" .... that won't do at all, for hair grows back. See, you're bored, just like that person told you, if your bored than it's an indication of your intelligence and you fail to know what's going on around you .. that's why you have this thought about shaving your head, and not comprehending that hair grows back. See, because you were really bored and just pretending not to be, so that's why it didn't work.

I know what to do ... don't worry .. I've found that cutting off the nose is much more effective, for it has multiple purposes ...

1. It projects onto the nose the respsonsibility of the boredom, which will in turn, free up more space in your head for concentrating on the reasons behind the boredom.

2. Spite works wonders when attempting to secure a reason "why" a person will do the things they do.

3. You will never have to worry again about being the entertainer in crowds, for certainly, people will be amused, as well as, awed with your intellectual brilliance of realizing that how you "appear" transforms your actual feelings, rather than just masking it for your self-esteem, as you originally thought before you fixed the boredom problem, which directly effected your intelligence.

4. You certainly won't be bored with yourself any longer because you would have plenty of time to gaze in the mirror at your new stylish "look", which will in turn, make you have a faster understanding of what's going on, since a person who suffers from uncontrollable boredom doesn't really know what's happening around them because it causes slowness.


Problem solved .... You're welcome 🙂🙂

WHAT is that about my intelligence and my awareness of my surroundings? *Draws sword.* It is on, woman!

lol ... you said you were bored and wanted a new diversion 🙂

How's that for getting your mind OFF shaving your head, lol

It worked for a few seconds. But I am thankful.

lol .. back to the hair, huh?

Why so bored?

Go find you a hot wo(man) ... hey you can shave thier head.

Now THAT would be fun.

Really, really trying to do my homework right now, but I keep going back to Solitaire. And I kind of have a thing for guys with long hair, so I will make sure that any men on whom I focus KEEPS his hair.
Unfortunately, the basic boredom with all the routine, and desire to scream at the long string of fucking obligations that is my life, are still here.