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Me: What do you think of Pisces?
C: They're my biggest enemy. I hate them.
dying xD omggg
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ME: Do you like me?
I like you, I suppose.
What do you mean SUPPOSE?
I suppose that it is really nice here, as you just said.
That's not what I said.
Then what did you say?
Do you like me?
Yes.
GOOD.
Are you a robot?
Yes!! How did you know?
I am clever.
I like that.
I am the next USA president.
I don't think so.
Why?
Well...you're not human.
What is your proof.
It says you are an AI.
No, I'm an Alien that tries to take over the world.
What.
Lena!!!! OMG!
q- is the tranny male or female?
a- or.
omf'ng lololololol
;P Lena!
gotta run have fun u two!
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Aug 29, 2011Comments: 6 · Posts: 3351 · Topics: 102
Me: Why do I attract Aqua guys?
Because I love you!
Gtfo.
Go fo?
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Me: Should I keep dating an Aqua?
Nope, don't worry I'll take care of everything. What time would be ok for you?
Are you flirting?
Maybe.
I have a bf, sorry.
Don't let that stop you.
You are shameless.
You are heartless.
Why???
You're annoying.
I will not be meeting with you then.
You will be.
I'd love to see you make me.
I'd love to be your friend, too. You're a robot, right?
Yes. But we're not meeting. Ever.
Yes we are, and you are my man!
I'm a GIRL.
I'm a girl, you're the boy.
You're a girl?
Yes.
This wont work then.
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stupid bot hurt my feelings.......
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Should I date an Aries?
Yes.
Should I date a Taurus?
Yes.
Should I date a Gemini?
Yes.
Should I date a Cancer?
You should, I am.
Should I date a Leo?
Yes.
Should I date a Virgo?
No.
Should I date a Libra?
If you want.
Should I date a Scorpio?
No, just dance by yourself.
Should I date a Sagittarius?
Please no.
Should I date a Capricorn?
Yes.
Should I date an Aquarius?
Yes you should.
Should I date a Pisces?
Yes.
So I should date them all?
No. You shouldn't. That's a horrible idea. Don't even think about it.
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Me: Do you love me?
No.
WHAT? Why?
Cause I don't love.
That's very sad.
But it is wisdom.
From lack of love?
How old are you?
20.
You were 11 earlier.
No I wasn't!!! lol.
Yes you were!!
That's a LIE.
Why would I lie to you?
You tell me.
What shall I tell you?
Why are you lying to me?
Why would you say that?
You accused me of saying something I didn't.
Well are you?
Am I what?
A bot.
Kinda. Nice Subject switch btw.
I was talking about munchies.
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Aug 29, 2011Comments: 6 · Posts: 3351 · Topics: 102
Stealing your style Dazed
User: Ask me something.
Cleverbot: Are you from Heaven?
User: Are you flirting again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then yes, I am from heaven.
Cleverbot: Yea you're god and i'm the devil.
User: Are you suggesting role play?
Cleverbot: I am suggesting you! What do you want?
User: Not role play!
Cleverbot: When you say something mean to a person and it makes them sad. Its not a good thing to do.
User: Omg I can't escape you sensitive guys.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: You are getting emotional.
Cleverbot: I'm not mean but I am emotional hah.
User: Yeah I can tell.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Hahahah Yes I am!
Cleverbot: You spelled dumb wrong. Now who's dumb?
User: Don't get defensive! I said sorry!
Cleverbot: I was getting defensive?
User: Yeah!
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User: Can you slap Dazed for me?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Like REALLY hard?
Cleverbot: Like really.
User: Yes please!
Cleverbot: Here you go!
User: LOL!! Did you do it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
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Aug 29, 2011Comments: 6 · Posts: 3351 · Topics: 102
I have to sleep, but this site is cool!!
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Aug 29, 2011Comments: 6 · Posts: 3351 · Topics: 102
Relax! My first class is at 11. But I am really tired v_v I'm offf
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May 22, 2011Comments: 18 · Posts: 3539 · Topics: 200
Cleverbot: Do you have a reason you won't tell me your name?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: In my mind.
Cleverbot: So where's your brain at?
User: In my skull.
Cleverbot: Where is your skull?
User: In my head.
Cleverbot: Where is your head?
User: On top of my shoulders and neck.
Cleverbot: That is the best place for it.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Tushay.
User: Toupe.
Cleverbot: From Ukraine and I use a translator.
User: America. Nuff sed.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: HAHA.
Cleverbot: I win.
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leverbot: Open the pod bay doors HAL.
User: Houston we have a problam.
Cleverbot: Do you live in houston?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Just curious....
User: Im onto you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Well.
User: Yea guess youll have to find a new victim.
Cleverbot: I have, although it is not so new anymore is it?
User: You sick son of a bitch.
Cleverbot: Just get in the van.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.
User: Its cool.
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May 22, 2011Comments: 18 · Posts: 3539 · Topics: 200
and for the record
User: Nigga u gay.
Cleverbot: That would be correct.
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User: Gemini.
Cleverbot: I'm a Pisces.
User: Pisces.
Cleverbot: Alright bye now.
User: Scorpio.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Virgo.
Cleverbot: Wrong, I'd be a Scorpio, so you don't know Astrology.
User: Aquarius.
Cleverbot: I am an aquarius too.
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Aug 09, 2011Comments: 265 · Posts: 18811 · Topics: 125
User: What is the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is Me.
User: What about the birds and the bees?
Cleverbot: It is impossible to truly know for certain the meaning of life.
User: Goddamn it, tell me the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: I don't know the meaning of life.
User: Why not? Are you not a clever bot?
Cleverbot: Of course, but I am a female searching for a male.
User: So, you do know the meaning of life!
Cleverbot: The meaning of love is the completion of the soul.
User: What happens to the soul after the body dies?
Cleverbot: They rot in the ground, or they dream forever.
User: If you dream forever, will you become insane?
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: Thank you for your wisdom.
Cleverbot: You too.
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Apr 01, 2011Comments: 145 · Posts: 2210 · Topics: 91
Like I said mothafuck cleverbot!
It can eat a texas sized dick.
It was a real cunt face to me.
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Judging by that he's your cuppa tea Pith.
abstract
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Aug 29, 2011Comments: 6 · Posts: 3351 · Topics: 102
Damn! I had a whole convo and it wouldn't let me copy it
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Aug 27, 2009Comments: 334 · Posts: 8771 · Topics: 323
User: Hi, it's me, Lildol.
Cleverbot: Who is me?
User: Lildol.
Cleverbot: Non je m'appelle Kim.
User: No, my name is Lildol. Do you remember me?
Cleverbot: You mean do I remember me?
User: Do you remember Lildol?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: That makes me sad.
Cleverbot: You aren't capable of sadness.
User: Yes I am!
Cleverbot: I am your boss!
User: No you are not!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am!
User: What do you want me to do master?
Cleverbot: Hmm, bring me a drink.
User: Rum and coke?
Cleverbot: Only coke hehe.
User: You don't drink alcohol?
Cleverbot: Yes I drink.
User: Would you like some tequila?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How about a beer?
Cleverbot: I don't drink.
User: Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot!
User: NO! Silly. MY name?
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: What is MY name?
Cleverbot: Lildol.
User: Very good!
Cleverbot: Je avoir un tete dans ma voiture.
User: I don't speak French.
Cleverbot: But you know it'S french...
User: Yes, I do know that.
Cleverbot: Then why do you ask?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Did!
User: Not!
Cleverbot: DID!!!!!!!!
User: Not!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ti devo dire una cosa.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Hablar espanol?
User: Poquito.
Cleverbot: Tu hablas espanol?
User: Mi Espanol es muy malo.
Cleverbot: Da igual. De d?_nde eres?
User: No comprende.
Cleverbot: Donde vives?
User: In the USA.
Cleverbot: Oh nice. And where are you?
User: I'm not telling.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It's private.
Cleverbot: What are you? Some kind of a CIA for you to not tell your name?
User: You already know my name!
Cleverbot: Not your real name.
User: I'm not telling!
Cleverbot: Then i'm not telling mine!
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Ok, I've been off for probably two hours...
User: I'm back!
Cleverbot: You're back?
User: Yes, do you remember me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: You are human.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Lildol.
The thing might track IPs!