cult of Izzard...

So I've just kinda started listening to this comedian, Eddie Izzard...

...HUH-laAAArious!

probably an acquired taste.
his style is of the silly monologue type and his material is mostly about world history(european namely) and current events. a very smart guy with a funny spin on human nature. he's a tranny, wears make-up sometimes, british... the accent is killer, likes to make fun of americans, himself, everyone really ...even squirrels and monkeys. his american impressions are great. he often goes off on tangent after tangent and finds himself saying things like 'what the f*ck was i talking about?' 😛

for astrology's sake, he's an aquarius. 🙂

suggest you all look him up if you dont know of him.

www.eddieizzard.com

happy laughin'! and if you dont, then there's a good chance you at least learned something!
😉

haHA! YES, bling!

his humor reads well too! its kinda cool that though i've only seen a few clips of his standup... most of the physical comedy still translates when you're just listening to him... you can easily tell, most of the time, what he's up to. 😛

"trollies are best... they've got wheels, and you can run run run run and then LEAP... and you jump into them and put your legs in those bits... if you've got really long arms you can just... but you can never control it cuz there's no steering, so you just whack into somebody's stomach and they drop all their shopping in... and... and then you've got shopping! and if you hit an ooooold lady you've got hairnets and dogfood!"

"a fist, a hand... hoocha hoocha hoocha hooooochaaaah (decrescendo) ...lobsta'"

hehe

Eddie has Aquarius in his sun, mercury, venus, mars, jupiter and saturn. Prob why he's so much of a smart ass lol!!!

"i like my women like i like my coffee...
hot and strong
...and with a spoon in them!"

geez... where did you find that out, lunarlady?

I love Eddie Izzard!!! 🙂

lol... "DAMN that's dash cunning of them!"


"THAT doesnt matta' that don't matta... I say again... You f*cxed my wife? You f*cxed my wife?"

"ALRIGHT YES I F*cKed your wife! I AM your wife and I f*cxed her!!"

"D'AAAYYYEEE cant get these f*cxin' matches... Im gonn' drive around town and put babies on spikes!"
*engine sounds* *thumping sounds* *monkey sounds*
*gun noises*
"DAMN! it's jammed!"
*dialing sound*
"Geneva... i love you really... even though you f*cxed my wife..."

LOL!

He's hilarious while being intelligent and without being incredibly raunchy like many other comedians.

winglebutt humptyback!