DXP sitcoms you can think of

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by firebunny on Monday, September 5, 2016 and has 37 replies.
Mine are:

1. Two guys, a girl, and an internet forum

> features main characters that are all leo moons.

> First season, the cast are: Ands, me (firebunny), and geminicandle

> Second season, the cast are: Ands, me, and fyza (lonerloop)

> other characters are: hydorah, CC, tiziani, PV&Jelly, and Damnata (the villain)

> Damnat makes a cameo appearance

2. Monster-in-law

> features CC who is about to get married to her Virgo fiancé. It turns out that P-Angel is going to be her mother-in-law

> Virgo fiancé is a mama's boy who can't live without his mother

What are yours?
3. Don Jon

> features Don Johnson and his sexcapades smile
Ginger Superman- Ssupes vs Merc Retro and his kryptonite are cupcakes and PM-ing DXP chicks

Moon artist is his body double and does all the stunts
Balki ad Mr T

Balki (ands) forced to share an appartment with Mister T. (scorpiofish).

They dream of moving to hawaii with Magnum (Hydorah) who always finds an excuse to make this impossible.

ands and scorpiofish get married in the last episode

Took a year off ...still have no idea what you are talking about
Posted by firebunny
Mine are:

1. Two guys, a girl, and an internet forum

> features main characters that are all leo moons.

> First season, the cast are: Ands, me (firebunny), and geminicandle

> Second season, the cast are: Ands, me, and fyza (lonerloop)

> other characters are: hydorah, CC, tiziani, PV&Jelly, and Damnata (the villain)

> Damnat makes a cameo appearance

2. Monster-in-law

> features CC who is about to get married to her Virgo fiancé. It turns out that P-Angel is going to be her mother-in-law

> Virgo fiancé is a mama's boy who can't live without his mother

What are yours?
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Real Housewives of DXP

Prince Pisces

Dastard

Solitude

Ecstasy
Posted by hydorah
Balki ad Mr T

Balki (ands) forced to share an appartment with Mister T. (scorpiofish).

They dream of moving to hawaii with Magnum (Hydorah) who always finds an excuse to make this impossible.

ands and scorpiofish get married in the last episode

Perfect E-Strangers

Damnata forced to live with Firebunny and vice versa
firebunny tries to find an appartment in new york in the early eighties, but everything is too expensive.

He is forced to move in a small room above a flamboyant cabaret which employs a very colorful cast (eleventhsign, prince pisces, explicit, dastard)

Will he find love?
Damnat's cameo are just his hairy arms
Boy meets Scorpiowomen

Tauromale22 tries to capture UnusualVaginalDischarge's heart via ballroom dancing

(Made for TV movie)
Posted by firebunny
other characters are: hydorah, CC, tiziani, PV&Jelly, and Damnata (the villain)

> Damnat makes a cameo appearance
Why am I the villain ?!?!?! You insulted hydorah in that lineup by picking me. I can see scenes of me and hydorah mutually avoiding each other, PVAF and tiziani drinking tea and judging me while I snap and slap CC when she gets unruly.

Also you need to quit the facade with the Damnat account. I'm sure now it was you.

"Damnata"

Every episode is about damnata, and her e-friends (damnata impersonates the friends and talks to herself most of the time).

Very close to Grizzly adams, with long silent walks in the forest and a domesticated bear
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Posted by firebunny
other characters are: hydorah, CC, tiziani, PV&Jelly, and Damnata (the villain)

> Damnat makes a cameo appearance
Why am I the villain ?!?!?! You insulted hydorah in that lineup by picking me. I can see scenes of me and hydorah mutually avoiding each other, PVAF and tiziani drinking tea and judging me while I snap and slap CC when she gets unruly.

Also you need to quit the facade with the Damnat account. I'm sure now it was you.

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That was the real firebunny's idea



Posted by firebunny
Posted by hydorah
Balki ad Mr T

Balki (ands) forced to share an appartment with Mister T. (scorpiofish).

They dream of moving to hawaii with Magnum (Hydorah) who always finds an excuse to make this impossible.

ands and scorpiofish get married in the last episode

Perfect E-Strangers

Damnata forced to live with Firebunny and vice versa
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That sitcom would be called Bunny Boiler and would start and end within one episode. Just in case it's unclear, firebunny would be the scorned woman who would probably kill me with a pillow over his unfathomable jealousy for you. I'd have no problems living with him, don't even need to be forced. Ear muffs were invented for people cohabiting with Leo Moons.

Posted by firebunny
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Posted by firebunny
other characters are: hydorah, CC, tiziani, PV&Jelly, and Damnata (the villain)

> Damnat makes a cameo appearance
Why am I the villain ?!?!?! You insulted hydorah in that lineup by picking me. I can see scenes of me and hydorah mutually avoiding each other, PVAF and tiziani drinking tea and judging me while I snap and slap CC when she gets unruly.

Also you need to quit the facade with the Damnat account. I'm sure now it was you.

That was the real firebunny's idea



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Tell him to shave.
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Posted by Damnata
Posted by firebunny
other characters are: hydorah, CC, tiziani, PV&Jelly, and Damnata (the villain)

> Damnat makes a cameo appearance
Why am I the villain ?!?!?! You insulted hydorah in that lineup by picking me. I can see scenes of me and hydorah mutually avoiding each other, PVAF and tiziani drinking tea and judging me while I snap and slap CC when she gets unruly.

Also you need to quit the facade with the Damnat account. I'm sure now it was you.

That was the real firebunny's idea



Tell him to shave.
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He still has those long sparse facial hairs? Maybe I'll get him a trimmer for his bday

I should go I really shouldn't take over his account until after 6pm
Posted by hydorah
"Damnata"

Every episode is about damnata, and her e-friends (damnata impersonates the friends and talks to herself most of the time).

Very close to Grizzly adams, with long silent walks in the forest and a domesticated bear
Boring af.
Posted by firebunny
Ginger Superman- Ssupes vs Merc Retro and his kryptonite are cupcakes and PM-ing DXP chicks

Moon artist is his body double and does all the stunts
I'm guessing he must've sent you boobs pics too, hence the MoonArtist body double comment.
Is this a comedy? I can't laugh here

"bomb that sass!"

in early 2001, Canmini is forced to move in with a black family. He will have to manage the cultural transition while planning the WTC attacks. Hijinks ensue.

In the last episode he's too late to board the plane and realizes that his adoptive family is the real jihad.
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Posted by hydorah
"bomb that sass!"

in early 2001, Canmini is forced to move in with a black family. He will have to manage the cultural transition while planning the WTC attacks. Hijinks ensue.

In the last episode he's too late to board the plane and realizes that his adoptive family is the real jihad.
Jihad means:

the spiritual struggle within oneself against sin.
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yep
Posted by Chalupa
Any chance of getting FB in a Mission Impossible action/adventure?

Captain Bicol

The provincial version of captain America. Scrawny Firebunny wants to serve his country but his poor Virgo health stops him from even going to school until he enlists as a test subject for Gloxi height enhancers which would later make captain America. Fb was one of the experiments that went wrong and while he grew and became superhuman his arms shrank down to the size of a baby's arm. Good news was that he grew from 5'4 to 5"5.5 and his jeans were not long anymore.
Smoking When Drinking

A diary of ClippityClop's white nights bar hopping, smoking , drinking and not remembering in the morning
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Damnata
Posted by firebunny
other characters are: hydorah, CC, tiziani, PV&Jelly, and Damnata (the villain)

> Damnat makes a cameo appearance
Why am I the villain ?!?!?! You insulted hydorah in that lineup by picking me. I can see scenes of me and hydorah mutually avoiding each other, PVAF and tiziani drinking tea and judging me while I snap and slap CC when she gets unruly.

Also you need to quit the facade with the Damnat account. I'm sure now it was you.

That was the real firebunny's idea



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It was me all along.

It was really funny seeing your try hard ass claiming it as your own.

Oh well, I did need a reading on those hands/arms.
the dxpshians, with @Explicit as the star cos he made a sex tape and has a huge ass.

dxpking bad, with @starwars as the main character, making meth and taking out all the other trashy drug dealers

dxpool, with @deadpoop pretty much being himself

dxpocalypse, where @dastard is actually the antichrist and chops ppls heads off with a basic bitch leg spin

I would prefer to run this place like the Jerry Springer Show.

All you idiots have to do is show up and start speaking into the microphone.

Would probably get better ratings than the producers of "Ow, My Balls!!" could ever dream of.
Posted by Explicit

Fix My Life with Iyanla Vanzant:

- hollyhock

Sex In The City:

- DMV

- MilleFisk

- ChoXtsy

- sagiluv


These are doable haha. Who would play which character, though, for Sex In The City?
Posted by hydorah
"Damnata"

Every episode is about damnata, and her e-friends (damnata impersonates the friends and talks to herself most of the time).

Very close to Grizzly adams, with long silent walks in the forest and a domesticated bear
I loved Grizzly Adams! Took me back to my childhood.

Posted by hydorah
Smoking When Drinking

A diary of ClippityClop's white nights bar hopping, smoking , drinking and not remembering in the morning
Opening credits- just an overflowing ashtray with smoking cigarette butts...

*Fade to black*
Posted by Damnata
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Damnata
Posted by firebunny
other characters are: hydorah, CC, tiziani, PV&Jelly, and Damnata (the villain)

> Damnat makes a cameo appearance
Why am I the villain ?!?!?! You insulted hydorah in that lineup by picking me. I can see scenes of me and hydorah mutually avoiding each other, PVAF and tiziani drinking tea and judging me while I snap and slap CC when she gets unruly.

Also you need to quit the facade with the Damnat account. I'm sure now it was you.

That was the real firebunny's idea



It was me all along.

It was really funny seeing your try hard ass claiming it as your own.

Oh well, I did need a reading on those hands/arms.
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What?!

I don't get it. You trolled yourself? I never claimed to be Damnat.
Damnata is a mischievous chick!!! @_@ Beware of her, Ands! Sad
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
So... Are Ands and Firebunny the same person? ?
We are now
I have plans for Firebunny

Like Michael Douglas in liberacemolding matt Damon in his image
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by firebunny
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
So... Are Ands and Firebunny the same person? ?
We are now
You and Firebunny share an account? How confusing
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It's a sad story of how it happened. I'm not ready to tell everyone. Besides I haven't known you for 6 months yet!
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by firebunny
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by firebunny
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
So... Are Ands and Firebunny the same person? ?
We are now
You and Firebunny share an account? How confusing
It's a sad story of how it happened. I'm not ready to tell everyone. Besides I haven't known you for 6 months yet!
That's understandable I suppose
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I didn't make the scorp asc rules Sad
Posted by LonerLoop
Posted by firebunny
Mine are:

1. Two guys, a girl, and an internet forum

> features main characters that are all leo moons.

> First season, the cast are: Ands, me (firebunny), and geminicandle

> Second season, the cast are: Ands, me, and fyza (lonerloop)

> other characters are: hydorah, CC, tiziani, PV&Jelly, and Damnata (the villain)

> Damnat makes a cameo appearance

2. Monster-in-law

> features CC who is about to get married to her Virgo fiancé. It turns out that P-Angel is going to be her mother-in-law

> Virgo fiancé is a mama's boy who can't live without his mother

What are yours?
So, where's Ands? Is he still alive?

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He definitely was not the one who cast that smelly Gemini fyza