DXP Survivor 2014 Part VIII

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by StoicGoat on Wednesday, April 23, 2014 and has 134 replies.
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In this debate, you are charged to make your argument for which movie character would win in a battle among such characters. The first person to post a given character will own him/her. You may not choose cartoon characters or those who are not human. i.e. Thor, Bugs Bunny, and Super Man are not options. As usual, the winner will be that player who best argues why the character they have chosen is better than the other players?? chosen characters, defends their choice against attack, weakens their opponents?? arguments, and supports their own choice with logical and/or empirical evidence.
I am having some difficulty imagining how anyone could reasonably bring law into this debate, but just in case someone figures it out, know that any arguments and attacks predicated upon such will be ignored when the debate is judged.
If there are any questions, ask away. The debate will start in roughly one hour.
Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot
Judge...
Can we ask you questions before we start the debate?

Yes. That is why I said, "if there are any questions, ask away." Tongue
Posted by GetMisted
If one does not counter an arguement, can they still win the debate?

Posted by StoicGoat
As usual, the winner will be that player who best argues why the character they have chosen is better than the other players?? chosen characters, defends their choice against attack, weakens their opponents?? arguments, and supports their own choice with logical and/or empirical evidence.

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Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot
Burgess Meredith

This is an actor, not a character.
Posted by GetMisted
Bruce "Almighty" Nolan

The human wielding the powers of god isn't going to work. Good choice, though.
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by StoicGoat
In this debate, you are charged to make your argument for which movie character would win in a battle among such characters. The first person to post a given character will own him/her. You may not choose cartoon characters or those who are not human. i.e. Thor, Bugs Bunny, and Super Man are not options. As usual, the winner will be that player who best argues why the character they have chosen is better than the other players?? chosen characters, defends their choice against attack, weakens their opponents?? arguments, and supports their own choice with logical and/or empirical evidence.
I am having some difficulty imagining how anyone could reasonably bring law into this debate, but just in case someone figures it out, know that any arguments and attacks predicated upon such will be ignored when the debate is judged.
If there are any questions, ask away. The debate will start in roughly one hour.



He is not a cartoon.
He is very much human.
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Divine intervention will not be accepted. If you choose to use him, I will ignore all arguments pertaining to your character when judging the debate.
Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot
...and for the premature quotefailculation too. Straight Face
Ok here's my 1st question...
Let's say this hypothetical chick was doing her laundry this evening, and being preoccupied and lost in thought she accidentally washed a red item of clothing with her whites and one of her favorite tank-tops is now of a pale pink hue.
Do you suggest I...I mean she, she throw it away, or try bleaching it, Sir?
This is very important and crucial to how I perform in this debate, Sir.

Try bleaching it. If that doesn't work, dye it pink.
Posted by GetMisted
Fine.
Aang "The last Airbender"

No cartoon versions of humans.
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by StoicGoat
Posted by GetMisted
Fine.
Aang "The last Airbender"

No cartoon versions of humans.


The movie, not the cartoon. Is there even a cartoon?

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I didn't know there was a movie. I thought it was just a cartoon. Movie found: character approved. smile
M. Night Shyamalan holds the dubious distinction of producing the most consistently horrible movies I've seen from any director.
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by StoicGoat

M. Night Shyamalan holds the dubious distinction of producing the most consistently horrible movies I've seen from any director.


I agree.
And since you told me I couldn't use Aang, and I tossed out a third: No one can use Neo since it was said in angst.
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Negative.
Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot
Posted by StoicGoat
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by StoicGoat
Posted by GetMisted
Fine.
Aang "The last Airbender"

No cartoon versions of humans.


The movie, not the cartoon. Is there even a cartoon?


I didn't know there was a movie. I thought it was just a cartoon. Movie found: character approved. smile
M. Night Shyamalan holds the dubious distinction of producing the most consistently horrible movies I've seen from any director.


Take that back!!
The Village and Signs are 2 of my favorite movies.
Ok second question...
Can our chosen character be from a show or does it have to be from a movie?
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It would necessary to be drunk and possibly also high to find either of those movies to be of even average quality.
Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot
Romney Wordsworth
Burgess Meredith played this character in The Twilight Zone - The Obsolete Man
If I can't use him, I ain't playing.
*crosses arms and refuses to budge*

I see no reason why Romney should not be acceptable.
The last post considered for the debate will be posted 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds after the time stamp on this post. Good luck!
Pikachu I choose Sergei Tongue
*drive by hi and bye*
Keyser Soze
I pick Beatrix Kiddo aka Black Mamba
I missed the question and answers last night so I was unable to ask some questions but I will pick Beatrix Kiddo aka Black Mamba from ???Kill Bill??. I like a lot of movie characters but I??m thinking to pick this one for this debate
lol i hope..what are we debating? who will win a battle (as in fight) or just the overall character and purpose
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by Damnata
Keyser Soze



There is NO conclusive evidence in the movie that Roger Kint is actually Keyser S?ze. Or any of the other criminals for that matter.
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Which part of "I don't really give a fuck about your opinion" don't you get?
Not going to debate, just wanted to put Spacey's face in this topic.
Proceed minions..proceed.
aqualove..you just made me remember how much I hate Tarantino and his obsession with Uma btw....lol.
Posted by Damnata
aqualove..you just made me remember how much I hate Tarantino and his obsession with Uma btw....lol.


lol i agree with you: it is kind of creepy. and she's married. i feel that she could give two shits. but wonder if is it his aries sun, his taurus moon or his aqua venus or his leo mars that is obsessed? or all of it combo.
Posted by Damnata
aqualove..you just made me remember how much I hate Tarantino and his obsession with Uma btw....lol.


ah never mind. i just read that Uma is his "muse".....leave him be with his lovely muse.
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by Damnata
aqualove..you just made me remember how much I hate Tarantino and his obsession with Uma btw....lol.


lol i agree with you: it is kind of creepy. and she's married. i feel that she could give two shits. but wonder if is it his aries sun, his taurus moon or his aqua venus or his leo mars that is obsessed? or all of it combo.
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He has a Leo Moon if I remember well.
It explains it perfectly. UGH.
Who wouldn??t be obsessed? Just look at the woman. I am obsessed that why I picked her??_.lol..Just kidding
Posted by aquariuslove14
Who wouldn??t be obsessed? Just look at the woman. I am obsessed that why I picked her??_.lol..Just kidding


Well I have nothing against you but everything against Tarantino.
I really don't like most of his movies, especially the recent ones.
Posted by GetMisted
"Not going to debate"
Chicken, are we?


Backstabber, are we?
Don't bother to reply.
Posted by Damnata
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by Damnata
aqualove..you just made me remember how much I hate Tarantino and his obsession with Uma btw....lol.


lol i agree with you: it is kind of creepy. and she's married. i feel that she could give two shits. but wonder if is it his aries sun, his taurus moon or his aqua venus or his leo mars that is obsessed? or all of it combo.


He has a Leo Moon if I remember well.
It explains it perfectly. UGH.
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Nope. Astrotheme and other sites says he is a Taurus Moon, but with Leo Mars.
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by Damnata
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by Damnata
aqualove..you just made me remember how much I hate Tarantino and his obsession with Uma btw....lol.


lol i agree with you: it is kind of creepy. and she's married. i feel that she could give two shits. but wonder if is it his aries sun, his taurus moon or his aqua venus or his leo mars that is obsessed? or all of it combo.


He has a Leo Moon if I remember well.
It explains it perfectly. UGH.

Nope. Astrotheme and other sites says he is a Taurus Moon, but with Leo Mars.
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worse
Isn't backstabbing the whole point of this game? Confused

Unless of course you're roleplaying...then carry on Big Grin
Right? Altho Keyser S?ze probably wins by default.
ASTROBATTLE MUTHER FUCKERS!
Posted by Wynter
Isn't backstabbing the whole point of this game? Confused




Yes but at least some of us are gracious about it.
*still in temper tantrum*
Wynter, stop dissing my Aries Moon! (totally get your pain with your colleague lol. why did you delete that topic?)
Posted by Astrobyn
ASTROBATTLE MUTHER FUCKERS!



YEAH!
SPARTA!
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Wynter
Isn't backstabbing the whole point of this game? Confused




Yes but at least some of us are gracious about it.
*still in temper tantrum*
Wynter, stop dissing my Aries Moon! (totally get your pain with your colleague lol. why did you delete that topic?)
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It was mean Sad
I'll prob restart in again soon tho Devil
Skips through this thread... Lol, this is still going on?
Posted by Wynter
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Wynter
Isn't backstabbing the whole point of this game? Confused




Yes but at least some of us are gracious about it.
*still in temper tantrum*
Wynter, stop dissing my Aries Moon! (totally get your pain with your colleague lol. why did you delete that topic?)


It was mean Sad
I'll prob restart in again soon tho Devil

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Seriously it wasn't mean. I like when I see the bad side of this placement so I can avoid going there.
Damn, now I want Robyn and NYAA here with me lol Big Grin
Posted by GetMisted
Aang uses the ancient art of Airbending (a martial art), which is based on an "Internal" Chinese martial art called Baquazhang.
The fighting style focuses on circular movements. The traits of the movements represent the unpredictability of air and the peaceful nature of Airbenders.
He is also an Avatar. An Avatar is the spirit of the planet reborn and manifested in Human form. As the spirit of the planet, the Avatar is able to control all elements of earth in order to keep nations at peace.
What does this mean?
That he can manipulate all elements surrounding him; earth, fire, water, and air.
Nothing can touch him. Nothing can get near him. He cannot be killed. He cannot be defeated. No Human is capable of winning against him. Not even Floyd Mayweather. Mayweather goes 45-1 against Aang as he hands him his first loss ever!


No.
Arkosh Kovash: [in Hungarian] Why are you just standing there, you idiot? I'm not speaking English am I? Wouldn't it make sense to find someone who could talk to me so you could find the person that set me on fire, perhaps? He is the Devil. You've never seen anyone like Keyser Soze in all your miserable life, you idiot. Keyser Soze. Do you at least understand that? Keyser Soze. The Devil himself. Or are you American policemen so stupid that you haven't even heard of him? Keyser Soze, you ridiculous man. KEYSER SOZE.
Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
Fuck you. You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again.
Verbal: He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you." And no-one ever really believes.
Verbal: It was Keyser Soze, Agent Kujan. I mean the Devil himself. How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?
Jeff Rabin: I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness.
Fenster: The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher.
Kobayashi: Mr. Redfoot knew nothing. Mr. Soze rarely works with the same people for very long, and they never know who they're working for. One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
Fenster: So why are you telling us?
Kobayashi: Because you have stolen from Mr.Soze, Mr Fenster. All of you. That you did not know you stole from him is the only reason you are still alive. He feels you owe him. You will repay your debt.
Hockney: All right, fuck the debt. And fuck you! How do we know you work for Soze?
Kobayashi: I don't think that is very relevant, Mr Hockney. All five of you are responsible for the murder of Saul Berg and his bodyguards. Mr. Redfoot can testify to your involvement, and we can see to it that he will.

My movie character (Beatrix Kiddo) aka black mamba is the best of all the picked ones in this debate. This woman has been to hell and back. Fist of all, she was originally associated with the "Deadly Viper Assassination Squad" who's leader was of course Bill. She was the best assassin of them all. After having a romantic relationship with Bill and ending up pregnant, she decided to start a new life because she did not want her child raised in that kind of life style . Sadly, things did not workout as she had planned. I think this character is awesome and the best because she relied solely on her human strength Winking to face her enemies and find justice for all that she has been through to later find the love she was fighting for and that love is her daughter. She doesn't use earth, fire, water, or air, to fight her battles. She just brings it and kicks butt!! Winking She killed her enemies one by one single handed and anyone else who stood in the way with the assistance of her Hattori Hanzo sword also (one of a kind). Her perseverance was never ending. She made it happen. These are the things my character has been through. Pay attention.

1. Vigorously trained by the one and only Pai Mei
2. Watched her entire family and friends murdered ruthlessly in front of her face
3. Brutally beaten up while pregnant and shot in the head
4. 4 years of her life gone while in a comma
5. rapped in the hospital
6. forced herself to walk again
7. Buried under the earth and used her bare hands to set herself free
8. Killed all of the worlds top assassins
9. Finds her daughter
10. Shot in the knee by Bill's invented weapon
11. She finally "KILLED BILL"
12. Black Mamba is AWWWWESOME!! smile

The End!!!
Verbal: Big fat guy, I mean like beluga fat.
Dave Kujan: Keaton was Keyser S?ze!
Verbal: Noo!
Dave Kujan: The kind of man who can wrangle the wills of men like Hawkney and McManus. The kind of man who could engineer a police line-up, for all these years of contacts in NYPD. The kind of man who could kill Edie Finneran. *3 Seconds of silence* She was found yesterday in a hotel in Pennsylvania, shot twice in the head.
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