Embarrassing sex moments

Every body has them...I dont mean like that time you queefed(sp?) on your new partner, or the awkardness of the first time>>>Example: Here's my "finest moment" - My ex BF and I had gotten one of those fancy sex swings from the shoppe, couldnt wait to try it out, mount that baby to the ceiling, go to town, well were almost to town and the damn thing rips out of the ceiling, me still attached, him atop, and since we were both sooooo close we kept going with pieces of sheetrock and popcorn ceiling hitting us. We both looked at each other and busted out laughing. Still not brave enough to put it back in the ceiling, hehe.
I had a "something about mary" moment too. Mom wanted to know what the crusty white stuff was on my chin and neck!!!! I think I told her I fell asleep on the way home and drooled. I had no idea it was there-I thought I swallowed it all 🙂


So what was one of you guys most embarrassing sex moments?..........

Posted by TasteOfChaos
His mum walked in on us...

😢

lol...sheesh, what was ur reaction?

Posted by ianthepisces
Hey, you have to bolt that swing to the rafters not the drywall...

DIY'ers!! *shakes head*

lol, I told him that, but he was sooo stubborn and swore he was the best handy man ever...."don't tell me what to do woman, let a man do his thang", that was his favorite phase

Posted by ianthepisces

Posted by Spartaculous

Posted by ianthepisces
Hey, you have to bolt that swing to the rafters not the drywall...

DIY'ers!! *shakes head*

lol, I told him that, but he was sooo stubborn and swore he was the best handy man ever...."don't tell me what to do woman, let a man do his thang", that was his favorite phase

Wow, hopefully you got rid of him...

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I like a man that's good with his hands.

My boyfriend's mom walking in on us at her house when I was supposed to be sleeping in the guest room...not his room. I had just met her the day before! We were expected for breakfast about 10 minutes after she caught us. I was mortified. I seriously think she was just relieved he wasn't gay, because he was rather effeminate and hadn't come around with a girl in a while.

I was getting fucked by this guy once we were really stoned and we were sleep deprived so it kinda had a really horny affect on us we were fucking like rabbits in the sideways position and I was so relaxed I had my eyes shut for a while when i opened them up he was staring at me with his eyes bulging and his mouth wide open he was really in the heat of the moment but it actually gave me a shock and I pissed myself laughing not litterally....that was embrarassing for him not so much me..

love that beast with two backs reference^^ v funny

getting a B/J on the beach her friend walked up behind her and hit her in the bum with her finger she bit me.

I still have a scar