Posted by Pecheresse
people who constantly cough/snort nervously for the sake of attention
Posted by AOOOOOOOOOA
People who don't realize I'm their God. That's annoying as fuck.
Posted by ellessque
....and people who eat with their elbows on the table.
Posted by Nemesis
people
Posted by DominOo
UGH.
WYNTER
Posted by Wynter
People who TYPE LOUDLY TO MAKE THEIR POINT and use excessive punctuation!!!!
Posted by DominOoPosted by ellessque
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO DOESNT LOVE THIS WOMAN?!?!?!click to expand
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPalPosted by Wynter
People who TYPE LOUDLY TO MAKE THEIR POINT and use excessive punctuation!!!!
Posted by DominOoPosted by ellessque
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO DOESNT LOVE THIS WOMAN?!?!?!
click to expand
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
I like products, lots of beauty and hygeine products.... all the labels must face forward. I also kinda arrange them in a certain manner that I find appeasing to the eye.
Posted by Tacky_Tshirt
Erm, ok....but I gotta warn you- my aim sucks!
*launches pie into cyberetherspace*
*hits an Ann Coulture wine-fueled tirade* (yes! awesome! cheering!)
*narrowly misses Scientologists* (boooo!!!)
*hits the Jenny Craig site* (stop licking the screen, fuckers!)
*stops and has a pina colada at a tacky theme bar* (what?)
*narrowly misses Facebook, much to our collective chagrin. Gives it a hearty middle-finger salute anyways*
*finally reaches the dxp porn debate, but alas- it's a mincemeat pie! Everyone looks at each other, grabbing forks, pitchforks, cameras or copies of Vegan Times. An excruciatingly lame/trite/redundant/non-original 'debate' ensues.
pie almost dies of boredom, sprouts legs and kicks them all in the crotch
walks out of room, and swears it should have just stayed home. The Big Bang Theory was on, its' FWB said they'd swing by, he had a nice bottle of moonshine from his bathtub still......
Hops in cab and goes home. Drinks moonshine, has hot pie sex, and passes out in a pool of its own greasy vomit!
The End*
Posted by Prince_Pisces
I hate when i look super hot, and im walking somewhere and the wind decides to blow through my hair LOL! of course thats the day when i decide not to wear any hair product
Posted by ellessque
....and people who eat with their elbows on the table.
Posted by Prince_Pisces
I hate when i look super hot, and im walking somewhere and the wind decides to blow through my hair LOL! of course thats the day when i decide not to wear any hair product
Posted by Prince_PiscesPosted by AA
i stopped putting gel in my hair since about 14.
gel? lol you are so straightclick to expand
Posted by DominOoPosted by Wynter
Heh, I was reading a thread in the Gem forum and just developed a new fave pet peeve
- People who use their phone to record other people's conversation after they leave the room, then listen to the recording later to see if they were being discussed.
Wow, that's never occurred to me that someone would do such a thing. People today are just fucked up.
wut?click to expand
Posted by lnana04
I just don't like repeating myself and it's like I can't hide the irritation in my tone no matter how hard I try. It sucks because it comes out with everybody.
Posted by DominOoPosted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
Sweat can be licked off you know
WUT
THE
EFF?!
You lick your sweat?
Don't worry, I used to do it too.click to expand
Posted by DominOoPosted by WynterPosted by lnana04
I just don't like repeating myself and it's like I can't hide the irritation in my tone no matter how hard I try. It sucks because it comes out with everybody.
Me too.
RECORD THEM!? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!
I MAKE SURE I RECORD THEIR DNA EVERY TIME THEY SAY A WORD. Those bacterial cultures can talk!
Screw recording...analysis their bacteria for more accuracy!click to expand
Posted by LittleAquanot
It really irritates the crap out of me when people say, ???I could care less.?? Especially when they say it all hard and with attitude as if they really said something. No. Just...no.
If a person COULD care less, then he or she must care on some level. What the offender means is, ???I COULDN??T care less.?? Ugh. I wish people would learn the fundamentals of English before they get all sassy and out of pocket. It just makes them look stupid. ...Lol...
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