Signed Up: Oct 11, 2006 Comments: 2454 · Posts: 30581 · Topics: 372
You're doing it wrong.
How to court a female according to Yogi Bear: 1. Follow her around for weeks snorting 2. Fight off any other males who come near her 3. Urinate on her to mark her as yours
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