Girls Without Paper Bags

How do you deal with it?

Posted by Scorpiorabbit
From behind? And their face in the mattress?

Be a pal and pass introduce to friends.

I actually did that once. She was a Taurus and he was a Sag. They got pregnant, got married, (at who's wedding I was the (drunk) best man), and had
another kid. Trust me, he is NOT a happy camper..... if so... he had totally lost his mind. A Sag, mind you.

You know, I honestly don't remember those two getting married.

I really mean that... I don't remember what happened.

Posted by robyn808

ROTLMAO!!! THAT'S FUNNY! Partially true, but I'll be in Hawaii! 😄

I promise never to stop drinkin'
LOL

Posted by everevolvingepithet

Posted by robyn808

Lmao!!
Mr. Firebird looks exactly like my Dad in that pic he posted on the glasses thread!🙂

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I feel sorry for your Dad.

no wait a minute.... that didn't come out right... LOL

they always look better with my beef in they mouth 🙂

Robyn, That really IS a FUNNY pic, you posted.
😄

I don't mind laughing at myself. It's all I got left.
This is the second time... last time was when I saw Sam Kinison do this skit and thought of my Sag X.

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Posted by MrFirebird

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm You know.... I had better check to make sure that my friend didn't pull a fast one on me and
had me marry that gal thinkin' all the while I was the best man.

That be some karma... Cus ain't no reason to be talkin about another mans wife like that.

You scorps are supposed to be all about transformation, your too old to be this behind. If your in the birdcage, you should be the dove.

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Well, I may not qualify as a dove, yet, but I REALLY did come into this world in a 1967 Pontiac Firebird, like that shown in my alternate avatar.
Now... The Firebird is synonymous with the Phoenix which is about that death/resurrection thing.
Now.... Here's the kicker... just a few months ago or so... I discovered that the numerological value of my handle "Mr Firebird" is 66.
Which happens to be identical to my full name. - That was NOT intentional.
Kinda spooky/strange don't ya think—

Well, anyway... I find the birdcage you posted to be most amusing and at the same time, inspiringly charming.
Might build me a place like that in HI.

With regard to talkin' bout another man's wife... I don't do that..
In THIS case, however, it's quite alright because, me, myself and MOI put the two together.
They say... without you those kids wouldn't have been born..... (Raise eyebrow)
that's right, I am responsible for a number of children in the world because... my
existence influenced others. In fact, that happens on this forum, behind the scenes.
Individuals will contact me with their concerns, I share my opinions, and they are
welcomed to follow up.
I think, though, I never thought of it before, my life and the experience thereof has purpose
that may benefit other people in ways they may not have been able to find otherwise.
IF I can be of help and positive contribution to someone's life, large or small, I do my best.
Sometimes, my words (methods) are unorthodox, sometimes, so much so, some people completely don't
understand what I am saying and will take it as an offense and some people might have me shot, but...
.... they ARE sincere, and tediously thought out... and sometimes, regardless private or public,
reverse psychology may be necessarily applied, why? In order for the person to see things from an
alternative perspective.

Oftentimes, what you see out here in the forums can sometimes be a dynamically different persona.
You see, inasmuch as the "Paper bag" is useful for some women's faces, it's also useful for the
women to hide the faces of the men without the men really catching on.... see—? pretty smart huh—

When I drive, whether it be my personal pickup truck or when I was on the road driving a semi truck I
liked to wear a paper bag over my head. I feel/felt so much safer doing that. I wouldn't witness
so many wrecks, that way. See— I'm a pretty darned smart bird ain't I—

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Posted by MrFirebird

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm You know.... I had better check to make sure that my friend didn't pull a fast one on me and
had me marry that gal thinkin' all the while I was the best man.

That be some karma... Cus ain't no reason to be talkin about another mans wife like that.

You scorps are supposed to be all about transformation, your too old to be this behind. If your in the birdcage, you should be the dove.

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PS, for sure, that WOULD be some karma... they split up and all a sudden she shows up on my doorstep with two out of control kids tearing the walls off my house and a marriage license in her hand, a smile on her face, with MY name on it... and my old Sag friend no where to be scene.
Try to visualise that scene.

hiccup... seen SEEN NOT "scene".. (for all you spellcheekers out there)

*blank stare*

Posted by robyn808

You are not beautiful, nor ugly. You are not wise, nor retarded, neither helpful nor hurtful.

Lies. We all know your virgo rising decides these things!

Posted by robyn808

Omg...that shit's hilarious. 😄 Definitely a two-bagger. 😛

Posted by ellessque

Posted by robyn808
You came into this world through a vagina, which was intentional. The make and model of your manger is irrelevant in comparison.

I'm well aware of this tendency of yours to over compensate and deflect with unorthodox humor, which is why I put you in a glass house.

In regards to talking about another man??s wife, oh but you do, do that. Whatever excuses you have for this —exception??, doesn't limit its influence and reflection of your character.

I really don't find you as offensive as you intend to be, but I'm may not be the right audience to benefit from your brand of bait and switch common since propheteering. I market my own.

When I look at people on this site, I see much more than a paper bag. People get a false sense of security and start believing they are protected by their disguise. But the true self always shines through.

You are not beautiful, nor ugly. You are not wise, nor retarded, neither helpful nor hurtful. And if you humble yourself, you might find that you can be just as effective, without wasting all that energy projecting.

I feel filthy even being in this thread but this deserves a +1

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You? Feel filthy? Nahhhh

Posted by Wynter

Posted by robyn808

Omg...that shit's hilarious. 😄 Definitely a two-bagger. 😛

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😄

Posted by robyn808
You came into this world through a vagina, which was intentional. The make and model of your manger is irrelevant in comparison.

I'm well aware of this tendency of yours to over compensate and deflect with unorthodox humor, which is why I put you in a glass house.

In regards to talking about another man??s wife, oh but you do, do that. Whatever excuses you have for this —exception??, doesn't limit its influence and reflection of your character.

I really don't find you as offensive as you intend to be, but I'm may not be the right audience to benefit from your brand of bait and switch common since propheteering. I market my own.

When I look at people on this site, I see much more than a paper bag. People get a false sense of security and start believing they are protected by their disguise. But the true self always shines through.

You are not beautiful, nor ugly. You are not wise, nor retarded, neither helpful nor hurtful. And if you humble yourself, you might find that you can be just as effective, without wasting all that energy projecting.

"You came into this world through a vagina, which was intentional."
A truth I tell you (and all), and no lie: The insides of a woman is full of darkness!
And a flashlight won't help, either! I DID light a match and saw some cave paintings
on the wall, though.
Do these look familiar to you?
Per chance are you a sacred cow?

PS, I don't remember if my friend was drunk or not.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
"I take thee, Mary, to be my AWFULLY wedded wife" - that's what she said, he said. "
Hahahahaha

True story. I am not making any of it up.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Straight through?

Straight through?
Straight through what— The vagina?

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Lol, no. Being drunk, straight through, like from meeting to wedding and so on?🙂

Well, the last I heard, she complains he drinks too much and she complains about him going to Hawaii all the time.
- He's a contract marine electrician -
You know, Sags love to throw a temper tantrum. With him, it's the funniest thing you ever saw.
He overkills whatever insignificant thing - I remember one time, after observing him do things the hard way,
I suggested he use the proper wrench to tighten up the transmission bellhousing bolts on his Dad's GMC transmission,
instead of using an adjustable wrench, which doesn't work in close castings.
He stood up and through the wrench down on the floor so hard it generated a spark. Yelling "FINE! YOU DO IT!"
He's like that almost 90% of the time.

I remember driving him to the park where they held the wedding. They started setting up the tables and chairs at the reception area
and I started drinking. I was wasted before the wedding started, a couple of hours later.

You see, in my late teen years, I was the one in our gang that got the brew. I looked and acted much older than the rest of the gang.
I never got checked by anyone for legality. I finally got caught at a local drug store about a year ago when I was purchasing a pack
of smokes. Daffy old lady was following company policy. She even checked a white-haired 88 year old woman when she tried to buy a
pack. - legal age is 18 for the smokes (and 21 for the alcohol).

Posted by everevolvingepithet
The worst I've seen at weddings is Les Dawson-esque organ players. You'd think they play that one song enough times to get it right lulz!

"The Les Dawson Organ Players"?
Sounds like a circus all by itself.

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Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Lol, no. Being drunk, straight through, like from meeting to wedding and so on?🙂

Well, the last I heard, she complains he drinks too much and she complains about him going to Hawaii all the time.
- He's a contract marine electrician -
You know, Sags love to throw a temper tantrum. With him, it's the funniest thing you ever saw.
He overkills whatever insignificant thing - I remember one time, after observing him do things the hard way,
I suggested he use the proper wrench to tighten up the transmission bellhousing bolts on his Dad's GMC transmission,
instead of using an adjustable wrench, which doesn't work in close castings.
He stood up and through the wrench down on the floor so hard it generated a spark. Yelling "FINE! YOU DO IT!"
He's like that almost 90% of the time.

Yeh, I can envision the tantrums, without a doubt lol.
She shouldn't complain, that's a pretty steady job and he gets to travel!
Ahhh they sound like two peas in a pod given the story too!🙂

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He travels without her.
He doesn't call her as often as she'd like, and he seems content with the situation.
Her on the other hand... you'll never hear the end of her belittling him and cursing him.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Ooooh now I get it!
Without being too harsh, they don't seem to be as foot loose and carefree as generic traits describe and as for the cursing? hmmmm.

No, they aren't footloose, but they have been "careless" with regards to their boy and girl. Mind you I don't see them often and I haven't
seen them in a couple of years, but the last time I saw the woman, the girl seemed scared of me, very quiet and hiding behind her mother, as if I were going to hurt her or something.
It was a DEFINITE marked contrast to when I had seen her last. I was and still AM VERY suspicious as to whether or not she had been physically
abused or sexually abused. I've heard things, but am not sure as far she is concerned. She's got to be in her teens now. I AM afraid she
may fall through the cracks, not unlike... another one on this forum as well as many others out there in the world. Something is dreadfully
wrong with her. I can feel it in my bones.
The boy is similar but a different problem, he is small, like his dad and gets bullied alot. He is destructive and disobedient.
The woman is basically selfish blowhard with a foul mouth that won't quit. - just a click a away from being a single mother. - she doesn't work.
Never did, as I recall.
To sum it up, it is another sad dysfunctional family and I am the root cause of it, because I introduced those two to each other.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Ouch, that's a shame about the kids then.:/
I get the impression you don't think much of the mum, but then again if she's never worked and she's getting at the husband because he travels for his job, that's taking the piss a little bit y'know.
I dunno if you're the root cause just because you introduced them, what they've done with their time since that moment is totally different.

Oh yes, she's after him all the time. as for my guilt, it doesn't leave. Same can be said about these damned wars - thousands have died - I consider myself partially to blame for it - I don't know if you've heard of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" in your land, but it's about a kid and
a messed up hick family from the south in the US. There is no nicer way to describe them. - This family is very much like the family I am describing.
watch this snapshot.. and you might get the idea. - the mother lets the kid do whatever she wants. she looks and acts like the woman I am talking about.

Posted by everevolvingepithet

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Ouch, that's a shame about the kids then.:/
I get the impression you don't think much of the mum, but then again if she's never worked and she's getting at the husband because he travels for his job, that's taking the piss a little bit y'know.
I dunno if you're the root cause just because you introduced them, what they've done with their time since that moment is totally different.

Oh yes, she's after him all the time. as for my guilt, it doesn't leave. Same can be said about these damned wars - thousands have died - I consider myself partially to blame for it - I don't know if you've heard of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" in your land, but it's about a kid and
a messed up hick family from the south in the US. There is no nicer way to describe them. - This family is very much like the family I am describing.
watch this snapshot.. and you might get the idea. - the mother lets the kid do whatever she wants. she looks and acts like the woman I am talking about.

Oh crap, I've seen plenty of adverts and articles concerning this, I'm glad I don't watch most garbage on tv hahaha

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I don't watch much tv, but surfing gets old. About a minute of this show and I am tempted to kill.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
At least there's little to no worry of carbon monoxide poisoning in n open plan house like that!

I actually like the place. It's REALLY my kind of place.

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by everevolvingepithet
At least there's little to no worry of carbon monoxide poisoning in n open plan house like that!

I actually like the place. It's REALLY my kind of place.

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I have been called an old "Hermit" of the mountain, but a strange one came about 12 years ago, when someone labeled me a "Hoary Thunderer".
Not sure what that means, but anyway.

Such a place as where Robyn attempts to place me, just might inspire some more crazy mythical legends, tales and such imaginative folklore. lol
Remember, I exist in many places. And when the time comes, Mr. Firebird must fly from his humble perch, high above these carnal heavens under
who's stars mere mortals deceived into a deep sleep who dream of professing their vast wealth of misguided great knowledge, fortune tellings, divinings, predictions and soothsayings, sorceries and witchcrafts, harlotries, fornications, adulteries, lasciviousness, and many such filthy rebellions, the which, ought not be done, but for a curse, practiced by many and then some, consumed in their lusts.
The intense enjoyment, thereof, being the curse. Which curse, they bring upon themselves. Indeed, a most fearsome and terrible thing to
behold, let alone, drink.
Now, watch for my remark to be misread and my intent mischaracterized by yet another witty wizard of the world with more legends and tales
springing forth of a confused soul.


Nevertheless..., The time will come for me to take flight.
apropos?

^^^ 😄