
DMV
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Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Oh puhlease girlfriend..... my trap door has seen more action that a toilet seat at a bar during $ 0.02 beer night.
Hell yes I've had vacation hookups. Isn't everyone on AdultFriendFinder?


Posted by DMV
Ever got some nookie from a vacation trip? I think I want to get my rocks off 🙂
Stories are welcome 🙂

Posted by Nala13
Nope, I hate my Merc and Venus in Virgo. It is so damn boring. I can't do anything like that.
What if they have diseases? Fuck it, give them one first!
What is I get pregnant? Throw yourself down some stairs? Or, you can do what I do and get the Nexplanon implant. God knows NO ONE wants any little Gemsras running around.
What is they tell? They better! How else are you going to amp up your business? Referrals are just plain expected.
What if I become famous and they blackmail me for money? Pay them in Monopoly money.
What if I get married and the officiant says , "is their anyone here who has just cause why these 2 should not be married and some stands up and has pictures? I have never once pictured my wedding day, but I'm sure if anyone tried to interfere, my mother would kill them and as she stabbed them to death she'd be muttering something about them not ruining her chance for grandchilden.... which of course I'd refer her back to Q#2.

Posted by MissFisk
It's all fun and games until you have to keep Valtrex in your medicine cabinet....

Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPalPosted by MissFisk
It's all fun and games until you have to keep Valtrex in your medicine cabinet....
I can't believe I am about to repost this.... buuuuuuuuuut I am.....
Sandpaper Sally:
This very horny guy walks into a whore house. He walks straight up to the mistress at the front desk and says "Look I'm really horny, I haven't had sex in a long time give me one of your whores." The woman at the front desk says I'm sorry they are all booked right now, if you come back tomorrow"....the man says "I don't care who it is I just need to, I really don't care." So the lady says "Ok, we have an open room at the top floor." He goes in there promptly and starts having sex with the girl, but he stops and says "I'm sorry I just cant keep going, your just too dry..." So the whore says "K, I'll be right back." She goes into the bathroom and a few minutes later she comes out and they resume. The guys is amazed because it is wet and pleasurable now. He asks "What did you do?" She says, "I picked the scabs."click to expand


Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPalPosted by MissFisk
It's all fun and games until you have to keep Valtrex in your medicine cabinet....
I can't believe I am about to repost this.... buuuuuuuuuut I am.....
Sandpaper Sally:
This very horny guy walks into a whore house. He walks straight up to the mistress at the front desk and says "Look I'm really horny, I haven't had sex in a long time give me one of your whores." The woman at the front desk says I'm sorry they are all booked right now, if you come back tomorrow"....the man says "I don't care who it is I just need to, I really don't care." So the lady says "Ok, we have an open room at the top floor." He goes in there promptly and starts having sex with the girl, but he stops and says "I'm sorry I just cant keep going, your just too dry..." So the whore says "K, I'll be right back." She goes into the bathroom and a few minutes later she comes out and they resume. The guys is amazed because it is wet and pleasurable now. He asks "What did you do?" She says, "I picked the scabs."click to expand


Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Here, let the skank whore help you out. 🙂
Posted by Nala13
Nope, I hate my Merc and Venus in Virgo. It is so damn boring. I can't do anything like that.
What if they have diseases? Fuck it, give them one first!
What is I get pregnant? Throw yourself down some stairs? Or, you can do what I do and get the Nexplanon implant. God knows NO ONE wants any little Gemsras running around.
What is they tell? They better! How else are you going to amp up your business? Referrals are just plain expected.
What if I become famous and they blackmail me for money? Pay them in Monopoly money.
What if I get married and the officiant says , "is their anyone here who has just cause why these 2 should not be married and some stands up and has pictures? I have never once pictured my wedding day, but I'm sure if anyone tried to interfere, my mother would kill them and as she stabbed them to death she'd be muttering something about them not ruining her chance for grandchilden.... which of course I'd refer her back to Q#2.
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Posted by theHitchHiker
I have had one NSA encounter, but he developed feelings and i didn't and i still to this day feel like the biggest jerk that walked the earth because of it and in a few months it'll have been a year ago! D':
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
I'm pretty sure my number is on every bathroom stall from here to Tay Ninh, Vietnam.

Posted by BoomShakalakaBoomPosted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
I'm pretty sure my number is on every bathroom stall from here to Tay Ninh, Vietnam.
You couldn't even place Vietnam in a world map 😛click to expand


Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Lets play a different game Gem...pin the tail on the donkey
*pins it on Gemras' rear*
I win 😄

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