HEY GUYS what's up? Hows it going? Life been treat

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by AA on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 and has 25 replies.
HEY GUYS what's up? Hows it going? Life been treatn' ya well? Gooood. Just a quick question guys, and wasn't sure where to ask this. But here goes.
What exactly is a hood rat?
Cheers.
40yr old virgin
lol
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Not Urban dictionary's definition.
A hood rat is like a chav, schlepping around street corners etc with his/her hood up.


lol really? Kudos on the Brit translation smile
Posted by ellessque



I'm going with this!
bitta literal never hurt
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Posted by AA
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Not Urban dictionary's definition.
A hood rat is like a chav, schlepping around street corners etc with his/her hood up.


lol really? Kudos on the Brit translation smile


You mean you haven't met any hoodrats already ?smile
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NO i really haven't bumped into any?
Although, no offence, but i think up North and that west midland bit probably has a higher percentage of hood rat.
But going by your description i have.
But i was swaying more towards Trina and Minaj...
i want THAT kind of hood rat.
Someone who can actually wobble that massive fat arse on top of me.
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Nah, most towns have their own little brood of them.


agreed.

What if i put "looking for hood rat" in my info bit on match.com?
is that too direct?
Posted by ellessque
Posted by AA
But going by your description i have.
But i was swaying more towards Trina and Minaj...


So, basically you are saying all sag's are hoodrats?
that's so wrong.
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I know where your going with this blue eyes....
And i didn't know they were BOTH saggys
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Posted by AA
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Nah, most towns have their own little brood of them.


agreed.

What if i put "looking for hood rat" in my info bit on match.com?
is that too direct?


I dunno, is there a section for hood rats specifically ? your results may vary on the fat arse thing too.
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LMAO.
Posted by ellessque
Posted by AA
Posted by ellessque
Posted by AA
But going by your description i have.
But i was swaying more towards Trina and Minaj...


So, basically you are saying all sag's are hoodrats?
that's so wrong.


I know where your going with this blue eyes....
And i didn't know they were BOTH saggys


*busted*
i tried. *faux sigh*
ooooompa looooompa oompity doo Tongue
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ha!
But you can't tell me you DON'T know at least a couple saggy's that are stupidly small *cough* Brianna *cough* with overly large thigh area.?
(Briana not included in thigh description)
Posted by DominOo
hi aa


alrite mate
Posted by everevolvingepithet



Just the thought of you typing whatevayoutyped makes me laugh.
I bet you felt pretty guilty during that moment didn't ya?
although judging by her face, i don't think minds at all. Maybe even welcomes it? ... knowing some Tall thin classicly handsome English bloke in a turtle neck is looking at that.
... kinda turns me on me knowing she knows...
The voyeur becomes the ... voyee?
Posted by DominOo
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Posted by DominOo
hi aa


alrite mate


what treat did you get? you said lifes been treat.
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LOL! you and your little treaties! I got a slab of fudge brownie from my crush Dommy! J/k.
Hows life been treatin ya i meant to say, but character limit fucking sucks. Second line isn't wouldn't be rocket science.
What about you mate? Any treats of late? Big macs? Whoppers? No offence, i just no like em'. Me, iv'e had cheesy chips with garlic mayo like 3 days in a row now.
'Mericans...
Posted by everevolvingepithet



Ummm, ahhhhh. I got nothing. Other than a vague sense of shock and a nauseous feeling in my stomach. Why a thong..WHY?!
Posted by AA
HEY GUYS what's up? Hows it going? Life been treatn' ya well? Gooood. Just a quick question guys, and wasn't sure where to ask this. But here goes.
What exactly is a hood rat?
Cheers.


Going well, life is good. Dunno if it qualifies as 'hood rat' but it sure is small town. The bored groups of teens wandering the streets like lost souls. Males in low slung jeans with their ass cracks hanging out and flannel shirts out, the girls in tight jeans, too much flipping paint and on the prowl for any dude driving by. Teen pregnancy in 3..2...
Posted by ianthepisces
its a chick from the neighborhood whos not really good for anything other than a quick fuck or a good blowjob (blowjobs might be all she is good at in life)
in a sentence:
man, im horny as fuck.. i need to bust a nut quick.. lets go pick up that little hood rat that hangs out at aftermaths house... i know she sucks a damn good dick..


LOL!
Posted by venusianbull
Posted by AA
HEY GUYS what's up? Hows it going? Life been treatn' ya well? Gooood. Just a quick question guys, and wasn't sure where to ask this. But here goes.
What exactly is a hood rat?
Cheers.


Going well, life is good. Dunno if it qualifies as 'hood rat' but it sure is small town. The bored groups of teens wandering the streets like lost souls. Males in low slung jeans with their ass cracks hanging out and flannel shirts out, the girls in tight jeans, too much flipping paint and on the prowl for any dude driving by. Teen pregnancy in 3..2...
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Good to no smile Descriptive, as always.
*know (wow)
Posted by MzSagittarius
HEY, AA! Life has been treating me awfully well. Big Grin

Now, on to your question.
A hood rat is a dumb ghetto bitch! They're stupid, ignorant, and products of their environment. Oh, and contrary to belief, the term "hood rat" knows no race.
(Not an urban dictionary definition, straight from ME)


You and Urban have a strange relationship...
I'd prefer it from you. Despite it's eery similarities to Urban.
Timing is indeed important, so is the beer to teen hand ratio.