twinkletoes
@twinkletoes
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holy FUCK
shit, i'm turning off my phone and going to bed before someone calls me in
Posted by LePetitFiski already made us some chicken breast medallions, how come you don't pay any attention to me anymore
You want me to run a warm bath for you? What would you like for dinner, babe?
double-post got me
Posted by EvilHare
Long day on set for a fluffer.
hey. what can i say. i'm in demand and good at what i do.
Posted by LePetitFisk... why you gotta shut me up like that.Posted by twinkletoesBecause lately when you're here, you're in Fight Mode. Scary...Posted by LePetitFiski already made us some chicken breast medallions, how come you don't pay any attention to me anymore
You want me to run a warm bath for you? What would you like for dinner, babe?
But can't blame you though. People here don't understand you, and poke at you.
But as the saying goes, "You fuck with the bull, you get the penis in your butt"click to expand
Talk about some fucking karma.
Saturday morning, guess where i'm going.
Saturday morning, guess where i'm going.
Posted by twinkletoesWork?
Talk about some fucking karma.
Saturday morning, guess where i'm going.
smdh
Posted by LePetitFiskSo basically you saying bulls up to anal?Posted by twinkletoesBecause lately when you're here, you're in Fight Mode. Scary...Posted by LePetitFiski already made us some chicken breast medallions, how come you don't pay any attention to me anymore
You want me to run a warm bath for you? What would you like for dinner, babe?
But can't blame you though. People here don't understand you, and poke at you.
But as the saying goes, "You fuck with the bull, you get the penis in your butt"click to expand
Posted by twinkletoesWhat are you fluffing exactly?Posted by EvilHare
Long day on set for a fluffer.
hey. what can i say. i'm in demand and good at what i do.click to expand
Posted by twinkletoesNice.Posted by EvilHare
Long day on set for a fluffer.
hey. what can i say. i'm in demand and good at what i do.click to expand
lol, you probably only work 17 hours per month
go back to bed idiot
go back to bed idiot
Posted by GemitatiPosted by LePetitFiskSo basically you saying bulls up to anal?Posted by twinkletoesBecause lately when you're here, you're in Fight Mode. Scary...Posted by LePetitFiski already made us some chicken breast medallions, how come you don't pay any attention to me anymore
You want me to run a warm bath for you? What would you like for dinner, babe?
But can't blame you though. People here don't understand you, and poke at you.
But as the saying goes, "You fuck with the bull, you get the penis in your butt"
click to expand
not this one!
Posted by Wynterprobably less in all honesty. you can't really consider what i do most of the time work.
lol, you probably only work 17 hours per month
go back to bed idiot
Posted by twinkletoesSo you've tried and didn't liked it? ?Posted by GemitatiPosted by LePetitFiskSo basically you saying bulls up to anal?Posted by twinkletoesBecause lately when you're here, you're in Fight Mode. Scary...Posted by LePetitFiski already made us some chicken breast medallions, how come you don't pay any attention to me anymore
You want me to run a warm bath for you? What would you like for dinner, babe?
But can't blame you though. People here don't understand you, and poke at you.
But as the saying goes, "You fuck with the bull, you get the penis in your butt"
not this one!click to expand
Posted by Gemitatiyah i prefer the vajayjayPosted by twinkletoesSo you've tried and didn't liked it? ?Posted by GemitatiPosted by LePetitFiskSo basically you saying bulls up to anal?Posted by twinkletoesBecause lately when you're here, you're in Fight Mode. Scary...Posted by LePetitFiski already made us some chicken breast medallions, how come you don't pay any attention to me anymore
You want me to run a warm bath for you? What would you like for dinner, babe?
But can't blame you though. People here don't understand you, and poke at you.
But as the saying goes, "You fuck with the bull, you get the penis in your butt"
not this one!click to expand
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