If you had to choose five DXP members, past or present, to start a business with you...

Posted by MidAtBest
This isnt beautiful Cersei, is it? (:
I think a Gemini female DXPer-led business could hold promise. Id manage our warehouse and any heavy-lifting alone in the back listening to classic rock, and the girls could pull me up front once in a while to be cute and funny, like some vintage circus freak who usually needs caged up. Nano would be CIO, lulufer CEO, aka_xy COO, and boredandbeautiful could be CFO. Squishy would obviously run marketing and advertising.

Posted by MidAtBest
Ok, I'll see if this answer is better considering the dream-coworker addendum-
My team of star personalities:
-kittens
-hydorah
-ands
-JaytheFantastic
-KimboSlice
I couldn't include all the users I wanted to but DXP needs these users for life due to their bold provocativeness

Posted by Piscez

Posted by MidAtBest
Ok, I'll see if this answer is better considering the dream-coworker addendum-
My team of star personalities:
-kittens
-hydorah
-ands
-JaytheFantastic
-KimboSlice
I couldn't include all the users I wanted to but DXP needs these users for life due to their bold provocativeness

(Kittens emailed me this quote)
"I will quit on the first day."

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Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by Piscez

Posted by MidAtBest
Ok, I'll see if this answer is better considering the dream-coworker addendum-
My team of star personalities:
-kittens
-hydorah
-ands
-JaytheFantastic
-KimboSlice
I couldn't include all the users I wanted to but DXP needs these users for life due to their bold provocativeness

(Kittens emailed me this quote)
"I will quit on the first day."
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😭😭😭 Your understudy would be Jumpin Jupiter of course. The other understudies would be virgooppp, sancho, aerialview and nano.

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Posted by CoCoBeans
5 isn’t enough to cover all of your sock puppet accounts, kittens.

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Posted by Piscez

Posted by CoCoBeans
5 isn’t enough to cover all of your sock puppet accounts, kittens.

(Kittens emailed me this quote)
"****** **** ***** **** ****** ***** *****
*** **** ***** **** ******* ***** **** *****
**** ***"
(Unlock the quote just for 10 $ , down from the normal price of 50 $ !
Come on, what are you waiting for! Paypal.me/NeveHeadey )
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Kittens, if someone offered me $ 10 worth of dirt, I’d buy it over whatever dumbass shit you want to say.

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Posted by MidAtBest
Ok, I'll see if this answer is better considering the dream-coworker addendum-
My team of star personalities:
-kittens
-hydorah
-ands
-JaytheFantastic
-KimboSlice
I couldn't include all the users I wanted to but DXP needs these users for life due to their bold provocativeness

Posted by hydorah

Posted by MidAtBest
Ok, I'll see if this answer is better considering the dream-coworker addendum-
My team of star personalities:
-kittens
-hydorah
-ands
-JaytheFantastic
-KimboSlice
I couldn't include all the users I wanted to but DXP needs these users for life due to their bold provocativeness

probably some kind of suicide hotline, I guess

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Posted by Piscez
(Kittens emailed me this post)
"My picks would be,
Undine
Aju
Serenidad
ATGR
Cersei"

Posted by CoCoBeans

Posted by Piscez

Posted by CoCoBeans

Posted by Piscez

Posted by CoCoBeans
5 isn’t enough to cover all of your sock puppet accounts, kittens.

(Kittens emailed me this quote)
"****** **** ***** **** ****** ***** *****
*** **** ***** **** ******* ***** **** *****
**** ***"
(Unlock the quote just for 10 $ , down from the normal price of 50 $ !
Come on, what are you waiting for! Paypal.me/NeveHeadey )
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Kittens, if someone offered me $ 10 worth of dirt, I’d buy it over whatever dumbass shit you want to say.
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(Kittens emailed me this quote)
"****** **** ***** **** ****** ***** *****
*** **** ***** **** ******* ***** **** *****
**** ***"
(Unlock the quote just for 10 $ , down from the normal price of 50 $ !
Come on, what are you waiting for! Paypal.me/NeveHeadey )
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Fuck it. How much to take you out, kittens? Not for sex or anything like that. I feel like sitting across a table from you would feel like speed dating. Like it’s a new person every two minutes.

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Posted by Piscez

Posted by CoCoBeans

Posted by Piscez

Posted by CoCoBeans

Posted by Piscez

Posted by CoCoBeans
5 isn’t enough to cover all of your sock puppet accounts, kittens.

(Kittens emailed me this quote)
"****** **** ***** **** ****** ***** *****
*** **** ***** **** ******* ***** **** *****
**** ***"
(Unlock the quote just for 10 $ , down from the normal price of 50 $ !
Come on, what are you waiting for! Paypal.me/NeveHeadey )
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Kittens, if someone offered me $ 10 worth of dirt, I’d buy it over whatever dumbass shit you want to say.
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(Kittens emailed me this quote)
"****** **** ***** **** ****** ***** *****
*** **** ***** **** ******* ***** **** *****
**** ***"
(Unlock the quote just for 10 $ , down from the normal price of 50 $ !
Come on, what are you waiting for! Paypal.me/NeveHeadey )
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Fuck it. How much to take you out, kittens? Not for sex or anything like that. I feel like sitting across a table from you would feel like speed dating. Like it’s a new person every two minutes.
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(Kittens emailed me this quote)
"****** **** ***** **** ****** ***** *****
*** **** ***** **** ******* ***** **** *****
**** ***"
(Unlock the quote just for 50 $ , down from the normal price of 100 $ !
Come on, what are you waiting for! Paypal.me/NeveHeadey )
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I think this is the longest string of comments where youve stayed in character. Maybe you should go back to pretending you’re a Pisces woman full time just to look a little stable at least.

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