If you were the CASTING DIRECTOR of Survivor,

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by firebunny on Wednesday, October 30, 2013 and has 46 replies.
which DXP members would you cast?
I'd reveal my list after somebody else does... Devil
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the pot has been stirred too much lately and i refuse to contribute.


so what's your list look like?
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Pagong Tribe
Tiziani
Don Johnson
enfant_terrible
PrincePisces
PurrHiss
Robyn
Wynter
ellesque
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Tagi Tribe
sandynads
everevolvingepithet
firebunny (me)
james tate
geminicandle
PVAF
CluelessCancer
RomancingA
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Posted by Prince_Pisces
I'd like to say myself, cause id love to be on tv, but that's one of those shows where you have to get dirty, and not in a good way Sad


Big Brother is for you then! But I'd like to see you on Survivor too! Devil
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Posted by sandynads
shaniqua tribe
-clueless
-watercup
-pvaf
-pothead


It's all good in da hood, but do I get to roll my neck & carry razor blades under my tongue? I'll channel my stereotypical angry black woman too..to go with the tribe's name.
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Posted by sandynads
hey it's not a bad team! my tribe will get eaten first for sure. dawn might be the only survivor lulz!


Not eaten, try BEATEN. Jumped. Bringing the hood to the nearest camp close to you.
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there are at least 8 people per tribe. lol. i love your lists, ands! lol
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hey it's not a bad team! my tribe will get eaten first for sure. dawn might be the only survivor lulz!


Not eaten, try BEATEN. Jumped. Bringing the hood to the nearest camp close to you.


lol black people don't like to lose dude, check out the olympics lol, as soon as we get used to water on our skins, we'll take asians out of diving.
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Yeah hence beaten, we will beat them at the game & give them a throw down just for good measure. Btw, do you know why most blacks can't swim? I find it weird.
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Posted by sandynads
i.e. kenyan runners


LOL we have a theory here as to why some Africans are good runners...it's the wars. Fleeing from the enemy...you get used to running lol.
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hey it's not a bad team! my tribe will get eaten first for sure. dawn might be the only survivor lulz!


Not eaten, try BEATEN. Jumped. Bringing the hood to the nearest camp close to you.


lol black people don't like to lose dude, check out the olympics lol, as soon as we get used to water on our skins, we'll take asians out of diving.


Yeah hence beaten, we will beat them at the game & give them a throw down just for good measure. Btw, do you know why most blacks can't swim? I find it weird.


I had a black hair dresser for a while. She told me that black people just didn't like water in general. I'm not kidding.
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Tell her to speak for herself lol...that statement makes it sound like we aren't fans of bathing either.
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Posted by CluelessCancer
Well water dries out our skin...really dries it out, so i'm not a fan, but standing in a hot shower on a cold day=absolutely fracking amazing.
i want to hop in right now


+1, plus it makes the skin ASHY.
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i.e. kenyan runners


LOL we have a theory here as to why some Africans are good runners...it's the wars. Fleeing from the enemy...you get used to running lol.


LOL I THOUGHT LIONS! BUT SERIOUSLY IT'S LIKE THEY HAVE 12 LUNGS!
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Lions are in the zoo just like in any other place, don't start with that ignorant shit. I honestly don't know why some are good runner, maybe it's simply their God given talent...why take that away from them by analysing how they do it? We don't suspect that Phelps guy to have fins now do we? Talent is talent. Btw, why are Asians so flexible? You remember I mentioned an old lady doing splits & other acrobatic shit at the park a while back. It was amazing, I was honestly in awe.
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hey it's not a bad team! my tribe will get eaten first for sure. dawn might be the only survivor lulz!


Not eaten, try BEATEN. Jumped. Bringing the hood to the nearest camp close to you.


lol black people don't like to lose dude, check out the olympics lol, as soon as we get used to water on our skins, we'll take asians out of diving.


Yeah hence beaten, we will beat them at the game & give them a throw down just for good measure. Btw, do you know why most blacks can't swim? I find it weird.


I had a black hair dresser for a while. She told me that black people just didn't like water in general. I'm not kidding.


Tell her to speak for herself lol...that statement makes it sound like we aren't fans of bathing either.


She actually mentioned that outside of bathing that black people didn't like water. I didn't mention that.
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You said 'water in general', so that sent me in different direction. I for one do like water, I just don't know how to swim.
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Ooh bragging rights time...MY PEOPLE are great boxers throughout Africa. We got world champs like Vuyani Bungu, etc. And greats like Happyboy Mgxaji. All hail from my hood in the Eastern Cape of South Africa.
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What does he do, Ands?
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FLAGGED for stupidity!
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LET'S PUT THIS THREAD BACK ON TOPIC!
MAKE YOUR OWN LIST OF TWO TRIBES, 8 OR 10 EACH! WITH EQUAL NUMBER OF BOYS AND GIRLS!
I JUST WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED BY YOUR LIST. MUAHAHA!!!!!!!!
@_@
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Posted by Prince_Pisces
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Pagong Tribe
Tiziani
Don Johnson
enfant_terrible
PrincePisces



I feel like that team would be a pile of fail. enfant & Don would just be having pissing contests, and I never know what tiziani is talking about, and id be stuck there through it all LOL!
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WHICH OF THEM IS YOUR FAVORITE TRIBE MATE?! You can pick one of the girls, btw. smile
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What does he do, Ands?


WHO MANNY? CHAMPION BOXER/ CONRESSMAN HERE. HE WAS 2ND HIGHEST PAID ATHLETE IN THE WORLD COUPLA YEARS BACK.
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Niiice.
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I'M A FAN OF SHANIQUA TRIBE! BLACK WOMEN FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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shaniqua tribe
-clueless
-watercup
-pvaf
-pothead


It's all good in da hood, but do I get to roll my neck & carry razor blades under my tongue? I'll channel my stereotypical angry black woman too..to go with the tribe's name.

Oh no he di'nt call us tribe Shaniqua. WC let me show how to use a spit razor. This fool gonna be the first one we cut. Big Grin
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LOL, somebody is about to be Shaniquad! From Sandynads to Strands.
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Pagong Tribe
Tiziani
Don Johnson
enfant_terrible
PrincePisces
PurrHiss
Robyn
Wynter
ellesque
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Tagi Tribe
sandynads
everevolvingepithet
firebunny (me)
james tate
geminicandle
PVAF
CluelessCancer
RomancingA



I think RomancingA would rather die than be a part of our tribe. LOL.
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It's ok. There'll be a swap anyway. And... and... RomancingA can allign us with the boys. LOL.
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Posted by PVAF
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I'M A FAN OF SHANIQUA TRIBE! BLACK WOMEN FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Shaniqua tribe is bringing it!! LOL.
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YES! To quote Pac "We bringing drama, fuck you & your motherfucking mama". Team Shaniqua for the win. Btw, the name Shaniqua makes me think of Martin's Shanaynay character lol.
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Posted by sandynads
i have a lioness into knives and rafts, a cancer that can track multiple identities online, and a gemini with patience (HOW HARD IS THAT TO FIND RIGHT?!)! #teamsandFTW
cameras gonna be on us unless CC goes native and starts wearing fur! Tongue


LOL @ fur. You could just pretend its a mane, she is leo dominant after all. Unless you meant her pimply 'fur' Tongue
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Posted by PVAF
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i have a lioness into knives and rafts, a cancer that can track multiple identities online, and a gemini with patience (HOW HARD IS THAT TO FIND RIGHT?!)! #teamsandFTW
cameras gonna be on us unless CC goes native and starts wearing fur! Tongue

So basically Dawn is holding the team together survival wise. Pft team Shaniqua is all survivors. And our outfits gonna be fly. All eyes on us.
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Girl, what are we wearing? I hope we won't be dressed like that pic Kraft posted about the "Housewives of Section 8" or something like that. Make it fabulous, still hood but good.
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Posted by PVAF
Psst Watercup, we taking Dawn out first and then that team is dead in the water.


Who is Dawn? I'm not familiar with some users.
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i have a lioness into knives and rafts, a cancer that can track multiple identities online, and a gemini with patience (HOW HARD IS THAT TO FIND RIGHT?!)! #teamsandFTW
cameras gonna be on us unless CC goes native and starts wearing fur! Tongue

So basically Dawn is holding the team together survival wise. Pft team Shaniqua is all survivors. And our outfits gonna be fly. All eyes on us.


Girl, what are we wearing? I hope we won't be dressed like that pic Kraft posted about the "Housewives of Section 8" or something like that. Make it fabulous, still hood but good.

I didn't see that pic. Damn now I want to.
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It wasn't good. He said it's a new reality show coming up if I remember correctly.
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Posted by sandynads
Unless you meant her pimply 'fur' Tongue


CMON IT WAS AN INGROWN!! Tongue
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Winking
Those hurt btw...oh so I heard Winking
I say it's better to go 'native' sometimes & rock your mink because it gets embarrassing/uncomfortable when the bladness itches in public & you can't scratch it. Or when you do decide to scratch it, you lie & say you were fixing your tight pants. Too much trouble.
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WHY AM I NOT CAST IN YOUR OWN VERSION OF SURVIVOR, ANDS????
now i cry!
@_@
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Posted by CluelessCancer
Small Dick Club
Andz
and all other asian males.

done.


I'm Spanish. Tongue
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Posted by firebunny
Pagong Tribe
Tiziani
Don Johnson
enfant_terrible
PrincePisces
PurrHiss
Robyn
Wynter
ellesque
~~~
Tagi Tribe
sandynads
everevolvingepithet
firebunny (me)
james tate
geminicandle
PVAF
CluelessCancer
RomancingA



Nice.
I think one of the women from the Pagong tribe would be dead by the first morning.
Or at the very least, stuck in the middle of the ocean on a makeshift raft.
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Posted by tiziani
Romancing and I on the same island? Overkill. We're not talking building rafts anymore, but an arms race.


She and CC might be too occupied trying to take each other out to even notice you're there lol. Any betting pools available for this? Tongue
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I can see it now. After days of relentless bickering RA finally loses her cool and snaps on CC. A catfight breaks out on the beach. Cameras pan around to follow the action as the two woman wrestle around in the sand throwing punches and pulling hair. Eventually they tumble into the water where RA succeeds in drowning CC only to discover that she's been mortally wounded by a seashell stab. With her dying breath she cries out "And Tiz can still get a paper cut in a shark tank!"
On the other end of the island, Purr and Elle engage in a silent staring match over dinner. Little do they know that they've both been secretly poisoning one another with the toxins from a rare jellyfish.
*wipes tear from eye*
That's good television.
Tongue
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Posted by xPurrrHisssx
All the people who hate each other and/or who everyone hates. For any reality TV show, really.


I can think of a few DXP'ers I would love to have some fun with on a desert island.
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I was thinking, there should be a lot of sea urchins in the area. You know, once you're bitten by one, the only way to cure the injury is urine... I kinda want to see who pisses on whose injury... That'd be classic TV. smile
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Posted by sandynads
lol the thought of elle out at sea! Tongue
OH I THOUGHT BUNNY WAS DIVIDING PEOPLE BY 4'S! MY BAD!


LOL. Regroup your list. smile My season is season 1, yours is season 2. Devil
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Eww...
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Posted by tiziani
Jeez, bunny is a dictator in the making.


Taurus Rising FTW! Devil
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Posted by TMV
Eww...


Thank God, you're not part of any tribe! smile
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Posted by firebunny
Posted by TMV
Eww...


Thank God, you're not part of any tribe! smile
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Agreed.
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Posted by feby16aqua
I'll have my own tribe. Shot call on TMV.
Hmmm who else do we want in our tribe TMV (lol!!! since I already decided we're together) smile


LIKE. smile
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Posted by PVAF
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lol the thought of elle out at sea! Tongue
OH I THOUGHT BUNNY WAS DIVIDING PEOPLE BY 4'S! MY BAD!


LOL. Regroup your list. smile My season is season 1, yours is season 2. Devil

Awesome I'm making both seasons. And if we go with CC's team too, I'll be around for season 3. Big Grin
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Yep. Feby16 and TMV will be on Season 3... but TMV doesn't like sea urchins so they'll have another location! @_@
OMG, did I just said something dictator-like again?! @_@
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D`bh!6
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Posted by feby16aqua
I'll have my own tribe. Shot call on TMV.
Hmmm who else do we want in our tribe TMV (lol!!! since I already decided we're together) smile


LOL
I want to steal the Rabbit since he knows how to cook. We can hunt and fish and spend our island getting fat while everyone else is busy fighting. Tongue
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Posted by DonJohnson
I'm either the first 1 voted off or I win the show whilst having sex with everybody.
nothing in between.


including princepisces? @_@
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wilson was pretty cool tho, he carried hanks in that movie.
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