Jhene
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if your life was a movie who would direct it ?
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 17% romantic, 28% comedy, 32% complex plot, and a $ 29 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award-winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.
...ahhh, my life is so boring.
-pisces
Your film will be 17% romantic, 28% comedy, 32% complex plot, and a $ 29 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award-winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.
...ahhh, my life is so boring.
-pisces
Akira Kurosawa
Your film will be 10% romantic, 7% comedy, 85% complex plot, and a $ 240 million budget.
Akira Kurosawa
Action-packed, light romance maybe with situation humor but with a moral to your story, this Japanese master filmmaker would make your film an instant cult classic -- were he still alive. This is the guy who made the movie on which George Lucas' Star Wars is based (The Hidden Fortress). Also his movie Seven Samurai inspired the American classic The Magnificent Seven. I think you now have a hint how your bio film is gonna turn out. Rather than hire George Lucas, let's dig up Kurosawa to create the classic spectacle that is your life. A simple drama with light touches of comedy, but a big budget.
Fuck yeah!
Sagi
Your film will be 10% romantic, 7% comedy, 85% complex plot, and a $ 240 million budget.
Akira Kurosawa
Action-packed, light romance maybe with situation humor but with a moral to your story, this Japanese master filmmaker would make your film an instant cult classic -- were he still alive. This is the guy who made the movie on which George Lucas' Star Wars is based (The Hidden Fortress). Also his movie Seven Samurai inspired the American classic The Magnificent Seven. I think you now have a hint how your bio film is gonna turn out. Rather than hire George Lucas, let's dig up Kurosawa to create the classic spectacle that is your life. A simple drama with light touches of comedy, but a big budget.
Fuck yeah!
Sagi
Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test...Alfred HitchcockYour film will be 13% romantic, 48% comedy, 69% complex plot, and a $ 80 million budget.One of the best film directors EVER to exist. Your life must be something special if we're going to dig up Hitch to direct the film version. His films are studies of masterful technique and visual storytelling. He also has six distinct signatures he puts in each of his films, one of them being his fleeting cameo walk-by appearance. I think another one is that the leading man is always wrongly persecuted for something he didn't do, and the leading lady is usually a blonde. He made many more films than just The Birds and Psycho. PLEASE go rent, buy, or view North By Northwest or Vertigo!Take The Director Who Films Your Life Test at HelloQuizzy
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 13% romantic, 33% comedy, 64% complex plot, and a $ 46 million budget.
Aqua.
Your film will be 13% romantic, 33% comedy, 64% complex plot, and a $ 46 million budget.
Aqua.
Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test...Sofia CoppolaYour film will be 46% romantic, 34% comedy, 51% complex plot, and a $ 57 million budget.With few films under her belt (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation, Marie Antoinette, Somewhere) as a writer/director, she's already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies and Apocolypse Now. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life with poignant sullen moments of introspection. You saw how she stylishly handled Marie Antoinette's life, no? And who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!Take The Director Who Films Your Life Test at HelloQuizzy
Taurus
Taurus
Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test...Mike NicholsYour film will be 75% romantic, 25% comedy, 57% complex plot, and a $ 77 million budget.One of the best directors in film alive today. Every picture he has made has been a classic: The Graduate, Working Girl, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?, Closer, Carnal Knowledge, What Planet Are You From?, Primary Colors, Silkwood, The Birdcage, etc. Every actor scrambles to be able to work with him, and now he is gonna make your life into a classic film. Hold your head up, and hope he gets Natalie Portman in your film somewhere.Take The Director Who Films Your Life Test at HelloQuizzy
cowpuncher?
or if he is not available, Peter Weir
I got Sofia Coppola too. My life directed by a woman... Ooh I'm intrigued 😄
Leo
Jerry Bruckheimer-100% action !
Jerry Bruckheimer-100% action !
haha lol your funny
No need for a budget then, eh?
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Your film will be 52% romantic, 36% comedy, 70% complex plot, and a $ 52 million budget.
Filmography: Sex Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of that. Your humor is either dry or non-existant, but your life is somewhat exciting romantically because you're "bad." At least you'll be surrounded by the best-looking people who will be cast as your friends, who in real life are probably just as good-looking. Then when he wins the Academy Award for your film, he won't have to make anymore "Ocean's" films.