If Your Privates Were Candy
This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by TachibanaSan on Saturday, February 13, 2016 and has 43 replies.
what flavor would they be?
mine would be sakura flavor.
mine would be sakura flavor.
and none of that
truffle butter bull.
that is disgusting.
truffle butter bull.
that is disgusting.
vanilla salt water taffy
Posted by exxtasyx
Mine would be the flavor of fruit loops. Because I'm fruity. I call my privates fruity loopies.
you need to use this as your new gif
how do you say "sigh" in japanese ?
you stole my meme, Fox.
Posted by hydorah
how do you say "sigh" in japanese ?
i will instead teach you how to say
'i will go to another thread instead'.
Mango creamsickle
it had to be done.
i feel no shame.
so back to question.
what flavor?
i feel no shame.
so back to question.
what flavor?
Posted by TachibanaSanPosted by hydorah
how do you say "sigh" in japanese ?
i will instead teach you how to say
'i will go to another thread instead'.click to expand
wow you're a terrible person
mine would taste salty
Posted by ShadowAbsorber
@op i asked in another thread but don't think you saw. Are you that girl who used to be on dxp and would write in verses? a thread was made about you once. do you remember? or am i confused
you did? no i did not see it.
yes, i am the woman who
writes in verses.
a thread was made about me?
Posted by hydorahPosted by TachibanaSanPosted by hydorah
how do you say "sigh" in japanese ?
i will instead teach you how to say
'i will go to another thread instead'.
wow you're a terrible personclick to expand
i am a terrible person.
this i do not hide, dear.
my humor borders on
cutting and repulsive.
do not feel bad. kiss.
hugs. i've missed you too.
i have been fine, and you?
no need to apologize,really.
i did leave for quite a time.
i appreciate the time that you
took to communicate with me.
i have been fine, and you?
no need to apologize,really.
i did leave for quite a time.
i appreciate the time that you
took to communicate with me.
* not candy*
Garlic cheezy bread with a side of pickle.
*candy*
Reeses PB cups
Garlic cheezy bread with a side of pickle.
*candy*
Reeses PB cups
Posted by ShadowAbsorber
wow i feel so cheesy for saying that & vulnerable for expressing how i feel ot a scorpio and i'm not sure if you'll take it as flattery and get mad. i messed up i'm so embarrassing. i'm gonna go take a nap.
i embrace you with open arms.
do not feel cheesy, my dear
it is good to have feeling.
i take it neither as flattery, and
i do not get angry at it either.
i take it as genuine. Arigatou.
Cerisette, Kirsch or Raisin Fine Champagne.
All liquor filled chocolates.
All liquor filled chocolates.
Posted by sultrykitty
* not candy*
Garlic cheezy bread with a side of pickle.
*candy*
Reeses PB cups
interesting flavor
of omanko
ii desu ka?
Starburst
Juicy goodness
Juicy goodness
Posted by ShadowAbsorber
wow i feel so cheesy for saying that & vulnerable for expressing how i feel ot a scorpio and i'm not sure if you'll take it as flattery and get mad. i messed up i'm so embarrassing. i'm gonna go take a nap.
you Tauruses are so cute
when the feeling hits you.
you are strong, but are so
embarrassed to show how
you feel sometimes. ha ha.
you reminded me of my
Taurus husband just now.
Posted by TachibanaSanPosted by sultrykitty
* not candy*
Garlic cheezy bread with a side of pickle.
*candy*
Reeses PB cups
interesting flavor
of omanko
ii desu ka?click to expand
Ah, just having some fun.
I think strawberry anything would be nice.
hello star! genki?
i am fine, thank you.
our twins are well and happy.
i miscarried my 2nd pregnancy.
but i am fine day by day.
i am fine, thank you.
our twins are well and happy.
i miscarried my 2nd pregnancy.
but i am fine day by day.
Probably like one of these babies.
Some sljivovica on the side and your evening is set.
Salted caramel, though I've been told I have a sweet fruity taste. 
White Rabbit Creamy Candy
Posted by Fox
Agree... lol
PM
pineapple juice... 
PM
PM
How do you say "penis flavored". Chin chin.
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@Hydorah- Well sweeten it up a little bit, then..Lol
@Op- Strawberry
@Op- Strawberry
Posted by KinglyCrab
Banana.
@TachibanaSan
Have you ever seen this?
of course i have.
Posted by KinglyCrabPosted by ShadowAbsorberPosted by TachibanaSanPosted by ShadowAbsorber
wow i feel so cheesy for saying that & vulnerable for expressing how i feel ot a scorpio and i'm not sure if you'll take it as flattery and get mad. i messed up i'm so embarrassing. i'm gonna go take a nap.
you Tauruses are so cute
when the feeling hits you.
you are strong, but are so
embarrassed to show how
you feel sometimes. ha ha.
you reminded me of my
Taurus husband just now.
Scorpios always have this effect on me - I feel so much for them, but whenever I try to express it, I always feel like it just isn't enough. I just come up short.
Btw I was reading through some of the other posts on this thread, and I hope you're okay. I won't repeat the info.
If you don't mind me asking what did the crabs in you life do for you to generalize all crabs like you do? Why must you have such a negative outlook on a group of people just because of the shit stain people who just happened to be born between june 22- July 22 . This is irregardless of astrology, it's just negative people seem to come to you and that just makes you sad, hence your name ( shadow absorber) . Learn how to not let people cast their shadow on you. You seem unbelievably sensitive, these people are your reality, but they're not the only reality. Although I may be talking for no reason, with you guys it's like talking to the wall.
I dunno though.
click to expand
i think you put this
in the wrong place.
this is not the cancer thread.
not to be rude, but could you
defend your sign on your own
board? you're derailing mine.
not to be rude, but could you
defend your sign on your own
board? you're derailing mine.
anyway, my new taste is
white chocolate raspberry.
white chocolate raspberry.
Posted by Andalusia
According to my past lover, raspberry and flower flavored.
IDK if I believe him though, lol.
He must have thought you to be an ethereal elven woman to have said so!
Posted by TheLadyScorpioPosted by Andalusia
According to my past lover, raspberry and flower flavored.
IDK if I believe him though, lol.
He must have thought you to be an ethereal elven woman to have said so!click to expand
Lol, hardly. It was the Cap I posted about a little bit back. We don't really talk anymore.
Posted by AndalusiaPosted by TheLadyScorpioPosted by Andalusia
According to my past lover, raspberry and flower flavored.
IDK if I believe him though, lol.
He must have thought you to be an ethereal elven woman to have said so!
Lol, hardly. It was the Cap I posted about a little bit back. We don't really talk anymore.click to expand
Oh Melly, that Goat. In that case, I have absolutely no idea what he thought.
[hugs]
and Posted by WhiteChocolate
This thread has me rethinking my username
-_-
LOL
Posted by WhiteChocolatePosted by TachibanaSanPosted by WhiteChocolate
This thread has me rethinking my username
-_-
LOL
We wouldn't want DXP to jump to any conclusions.click to expand
no, we wouldnt.
This whole thread has me rethinking my entire life and likely wanting to commit seppukku with a chainsaw and wondering. "Why hasn't anyone killed all of humanity yet? They would very likely benefit." But all jokes aside 
. My privates would be napalm flavored so somebody's mouth will catch fire after giving head. And it'd serve as the funniest way to go out like someone's crotch is on fire.
. My privates would be napalm flavored so somebody's mouth will catch fire after giving head. And it'd serve as the funniest way to go out like someone's crotch is on fire.Posted by abcdEU
What flavors do jaw breakers come in?
All flavours of the rainbow.
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