I'm going to be randomly dishing out little treats

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by AA on Sunday, October 14, 2012 and has 8 replies.
that come in the form of PM's. So don't be alarmed. These golden juicy nuggets could contain anything from a joke, to a sexual innuendo, to something weird like "i'm standing on your front lawn and i'm naked".
This is my little contribution to the dxp community. You know that little buzz you get when you recieve a new "unread message" WHO COULD IT BE! WHAT COULD IT SAY! Well i'm providing that buzz for only $ 1.99 a month JOKE
Little example there of what to expect.
It's free
Possibly... smile
And these aren't all randomly generated messages. Only the users are. These treats will be tailored to your personality and style .
so for example i might send Prince Pisces a picture of a pink dildo.
Posted by Prince_Pisces
Posted by exoskeleton
lol, it must be glittery!


I imagine that would feel painful LOL! but pretty
Not unless the glitter is mixed into the material of the dildo.Laughing
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
lol, that explains a lot. Got a random message this morning:
AA: Show me your tits.
BK: What the fuck dude!
Posted by ellessque
so, does this mean you aren't really in my bushes


hahaha. I wish. Those fluffy red bushes...
I appreciate it. I have sensitive milky skin...

Posted by BommyKnocker
lol, that explains a lot. Got a random message this morning:
AA: Show me your tits.
BK: What the fuck dude!
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Sorry. I saw "Knocker" and thought boobs. Female.
And i thought that said "Boomy" not "Bommy".
Just treats then no "tricks" what with it Halloween almost upon us?

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