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This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by HeavyEntertainmentShow on Saturday, July 22, 2017 and has 15 replies.
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being on your way home in the evening and getting approached by an old fart at least in his 60s, who says he specializes in full nude body massages and night-long rim jobs, who then proceeds to insist you must have his cell number so you can send him late-nite nudies of you (preferably with a hardon included if you're male).
Oh, and he wants to keep your used underwear.
Oh, and he wants to keep your used underwear.
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Posted by The_AndsWell.......it IS more action than you've gotten in the last 20 years lol. So you gotta thank me for that cheap thrill.
Cool story bro
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Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeAnds might go for it because it's the only action he can get in his life......but I got standards.
Gay men are hyper sexual would think well That's what being gay is like
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Posted by 5TwentyOneHe kept following me, trying to find out where I live but I went the long way around beyond the rail tracks near my place and he lost me lol. But I had lost my appetite for the day, couldn't even enjoy icecream.
I just threw up in my mouth.
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Posted by m200991That would've required him to either come back to my place for the used undies OR me taking off the ones I had on right there and then. I call that a fucking LOSS! Besides, I hate beer, it tastes worse than it smells AND giving in to the whims of sickos like him only encourages them and bolsters their confidence. He would've come back for more.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowCharge him for the undies, take the money and his number, never use it, buy some beer. I'd call that a win.
being on your way home in the evening and getting approached by an old fart at least in his 60s, who says he specializes in full nude body massages and night-long rim jobs, who then proceeds to insist you must have his cell number so you can send him late-nite nudies of you (preferably with a hardon included if you're male).
Oh, and he wants to keep your used underwear.
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Posted by 5TwentyOneWhat part grossed you out the most?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowNo doubt, bro.Posted by 5TwentyOneHe kept following me, trying to find out where I live but I went the long way around beyond the rail tracks near my place and he lost me lol. But I had lost my appetite for the day, couldn't even enjoy icecream.
I just threw up in my mouth.click to expand
I'm asking because I hope the visual gets etched to your memory. If I have to live with it, then so must other people.
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Posted by einpiscesTry living it.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowYour horror movie story scare me
being on your way home in the evening and getting approached by an old fart at least in his 60s, who says he specializes in full nude body massages and night-long rim jobs, who then proceeds to insist you must have his cell number so you can send him late-nite nudies of you (preferably with a hardon included if you're male).
Oh, and he wants to keep your used underwear.
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Posted by 5TwentyOneToo bad I only shared tidbits.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by 5TwentyOneWhat part grossed you out the most?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowNo doubt, bro.Posted by 5TwentyOneHe kept following me, trying to find out where I live but I went the long way around beyond the rail tracks near my place and he lost me lol. But I had lost my appetite for the day, couldn't even enjoy icecream.
I just threw up in my mouth.
I'm asking because I hope the visual gets etched to your memory. If I have to live with it, then so must other people.
Oh...you know...that one part.click to expand
You probably mean the part where he said he bets I have a nice sensitive tender hole that he wants to polish clean with his tongue and eat off it.
But we need to make this astrologically relevant so I'll go out on a limb and assume he's either a Gem, Scorp or Aqua.
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Posted by Neno2Well I'm glad you're up for it. Leave your name, # & photo by the door and I'll pass it on next time.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowNice?
being on your way home in the evening and getting approached by an old fart at least in his 60s, who says he specializes in full nude body massages and night-long rim jobs, who then proceeds to insist you must have his cell number so you can send him late-nite nudies of you (preferably with a hardon included if you're male).
Oh, and he wants to keep your used underwear.
U should have agreed?click to expand
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Posted by Happy_AquaHe can be whatever the hell he wants. Uglies do NOT get to touch me or my underwear. What the fuck would he want with it anyway?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowLOL
being on your way home in the evening and getting approached by an old fart at least in his 60s, who says he specializes in full nude body massages and night-long rim jobs, who then proceeds to insist you must have his cell number so you can send him late-nite nudies of you (preferably with a hardon included if you're male).
Oh, and he wants to keep your used underwear.
Never a dull moment in your life
Nooooo... he's NO Aqua....we're kinky behind closed doors...right? And we would let you keep your underwear. Wash it even.
The persuasion, kinkyness.....
I'm guessing Scorpio with a kinky Cap Mars or Aries Marsclick to expand
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Posted by AneemA08It was a true story presented as a hypothetical one. Just wanted to spread the misery......and the sick feeling in my gut.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowAnd?
being on your way home in the evening and getting approached by an old fart at least in his 60s, who says he specializes in full nude body massages and night-long rim jobs, who then proceeds to insist you must have his cell number so you can send him late-nite nudies of you (preferably with a hardon included if you're male).
Oh, and he wants to keep your used underwear.
Oh! You want me to imagine that?
I'm a woman.
Who are you talking about?
Edit: used underwear?? Ew!! Wut?click to expand
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowSo old man can walk as fast as you could?Posted by 5TwentyOneHe kept following me, trying to find out where I live but I went the long way around beyond the rail tracks near my place and he lost me lol. But I had lost my appetite for the day, couldn't even enjoy icecream.
I just threw up in my mouth.click to expand
It mustbhad been Jed...
And try ice cream in an ass...you'll enjoy it...
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~ smh
Srsly underrated.
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Posted by Koniuchaa
Did Jed ever make his way to DXP?
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Posted by CrimsonGirlNo, I don't drive - I have a fear of driving. I was walking after I got off the train. I had to calculate a mental map of the area real quick so I could lose him.
Lmao... so did this dude just jump out in front of your car and proceed to share this info with you?
Jed laughed like a girl when I told him, and I specifically warned him not to. I see another spanking in his future.
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