Interesting Quotes

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by dogsbody on Friday, August 5, 2011 and has 30 replies.
I'll start with my two favourites...
Never Let Anyone Live In Your Mind , Rent Free !!
To Wish You Were Someone Else, Is To Waste The Person You Are
:-)
there are people and there are people who wish they were Tate
James Tate
Posted by james tate
there are people and there are people who wish they were Tate
James Tate



^^^^Hmmmm, could be my new favorite.
Before that one however:
Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame."
- Erica Jong




"To laugh often and love much...to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to give one's self...this is to have succeeded."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"One good thing about Hell, at least, is you can probably pee wherever you want to."
-Jack Handey

"When I cook beef----
the smoke will never clear..."
-Eric B. and Rakim
Juice (Know the Ledge)

"Failure and its accompanying misery is for the artist his most vital source of creative energy."
-Montgomery Clift
"to be different, is to be great"
- i think it was ralph waldo emmerson who said that..or someone else in the whole romanticism thing.
"People will tell you your dreams are impossible, impractical, too idealistic. Don't fall for that. For what is idealistic is what really works in everyday life, and especially in human relationships...
Make heroic choices.
Be idealistic, give yourself to something big, and remember that you can make a great difference. And, working together, we can and we will build the world of our dreams and a culture of meaning."
-Some dude at some college graduation

And as he, who with laboring breath has escaped from the deep to the shore,
turns to the perilous waters and gazes.
-Dante
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After the game,
the king and the pawn go into the same box.
-Unknown
"If we don't believe in freedom of expression for
people we despise, we don't believe in it at all."


-- Noam Chomsky
"Being realistic is the most commonly traveled road to mediocrity"
Posted by Sagittarius89
"Being realistic is the most commonly traveled road to mediocrity"
Hell yes, thats a good one.
Look around look at those who are realistic and tell me if they are doing something special that inspires others.
"one good thing about meth is you save money on toothpaste."
-local meth user
only in the mind of an oppressor is everyone being completely free, anarchy.
-me
Forgiveness is the scent the flower leaves behind after you have crushed it with your heel.
I had this one up for a very long time during and after my divorce.
NEVER SAY YOUR SORRY
ITS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS
JAMES TATE
Posted by PiscesPosterBoy
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn??t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn??t understand life."
??? John Lennon
smile





I love this one^smile
Posted by Lena828
I love Marilyn Monroe quotes

- If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere.
- A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.



I like these.......
1. Be yourself. After all, everyone else is taken."
2. When someone hurts you, assume they'll get their karma/revenge later. If you take it upon yourself to get revenge or hurt them b/c they've hurt you, congrats, you've just earned MORE karma to YOUR list. That person hurting you to begin with was probably karma!
3. Believe in God. You have NOTHING to lose if you die & realize it was all fake. But you have EVERYTHING to lose if you die & realize it was all real.
4. If you always DO what you always DID, you will always GET what you always GOT
5. Relationships (even good ones) are nothing more than 2 people waiting on something better to come along.
6. If love wasn't rare, no one would want it. You know you've truly won the lottery when you've finally obtained the 1 thing most people would/have kill for or kill to have
7. Those who can successfully fake sincerity are the biggest threat to humanity
8. Those who anger you, control you
9. Looking in the mirror & actually changing is harder than any other task in life
10. Hurt people, hurt people.
11. If you're always stuck in bad situations & circumstances of bad judgement, it's b/c you're not your own best friend yet
12. There's no such thing as "getting to know" someone simply b/c it takes an entire lifetime to get to know self, IF that even ever happens
13. They say it's wrong to judge others, BUT yet they also say that you should know when to stay away from certain people/situations. UM, well isn't it true that in order for you to make an informed decision that someone/something isn't right for you that you 1st have to "judge it? It's impossible to know something is bad for you w/o 1st judging it!
14. Always THANK the people who have hurt you. If you play your cards right, you'll actually grow stronger & wiser b/c of those hurts. And technically it's ignorant to shun the source(s) of your own strength!
15. What if you woke up 1 day & realized that the last 10 yrs of your life were actually just a dream!? Can you imagine that! Waking up from a long dream only to realize that you're really only 9 yrs old & that everything you thought was real was all just a big ole dream!?
16. You CAN avoid reality, but you CAN'T avoid the consequences of avoiding reality
17. When your plate gets full, don't go throwing good stuff off your plate. No, just get a bigger plate.
18. If the busiest man/woman in the world even has time for a relationship, family & down time, everyone else who claims to not have time is full of shxt
19. Ever wonder if people come back (reincarnate) as insects, animals or stuffed animals?! Imagine coming back as an ant (that will always get stepped on/squashed) or a teddy bear that always gets tossed around & never played with! Whose to say that human beings are the only form of reincarnation! Ugh, I'd hate to come back as a baseball bat, vibrator or cigarrette!!!!!!!!
20. Forgiveness is NEVER about the other person
21. Unconditional love is a fairy tale. We absolutely DO love people on "condition." A child must be yours in order for you to love it, a woman/man must be faithful in order for you to stay with it, a human must live a righteous life in order to make it to heaven. There's no such thing as unconditional love b/c there are ALWAYS conditions
23. What color is the ocean? Some may say blue, some may say green, some may say clear. The answer to the question is CLEAR. Point is, everyone can be looking at the SAME exact thing, from different OR the same angles & yet come to a DIFFERENT conclusion
24. Happiness is the OPPOSITE of a noun b/c it's def. NOT a person, place or thing. Happiness is a mentality.
25. Whoever started the rumor that "Friendships last forever" was full of shxt!
26. When you've found someone who will stick with you, through all your bullshxt, you know you've found your doormat. When you've found someone who will absolutely walk away from you & not put up with your bullshxt, THEN you've found your SOULMATE! Good relationships require backbones from BOTH people. Sometimes you're stronger for letting go vs. staying
27. Don't be so upset when you've hit rock bottom. The GOOD news is that once you're at the bottom of the pit, the only way to go from there is UP!
28. It'sd be quite shameful to accomplish everything you've ever wanted in life BEFORE you die. The best part of life is in the chase, the challenge & in knowing that you're "almost" there. Once you get to the top, then what?!
"This is not a pipe"
Can't remember who said it
"I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman's feelings; and there may often be a great deal more suffered than a stander-by can judge of."
"Good-humoured, unaffected girls, will not do for a man who has been used to sensible women. They are two distinct orders of being."
"If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the rest, I do think it is memory. There seems something more speakingly incomprehensible in the powers, the failures, the inequalities of memory, than in any other of our intelligences. The memory is sometimes so retentive, so serviceable, so obedient; at others, so bewildered and so weak; and at others again, so tyrannic, so beyond control! We are, to be sure, a miracle every way; but our powers of recollecting and of forgetting do seem peculiarly past finding out."
"How little of permanent happiness could belong to a couple who were only brought together because their passions were stronger than their virtue."
"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously.... Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us."
Jane Austen
1 A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package indeed
2 Life is a little jar of memories, so fill it up with people worth remembering
3 Dont fear the enemy who attacks you , fear the fake friend who hug's you
4 Do you believe in love at first sight , or should I walk past you again
5 Dont fall for someone who isnt willing to catch you
6 Dont waste your time on anyone who wont waste theirs on you
7 The only one worth your tears, is the one who wont make you cry
8 You cant control who decides to leave your life, but you can choose which window they will exit by
9 Communication + trust = A relationship that will last a lifetime
10 Slow Down , life isnt a race, do you really want to get to the end first?
11 I bought some powdered water, but I dont know what to add?
12 The Night, has an appetite
13 One day i'll be the best thing that ever happened to someone, but until then I'll just be me
14 Ive lost my Bear, can I sleep with you
15 Only a fool mistakes kindness for weakness and silence for stupidity
16 Never leave the one you love for the one you like, coz the one you like will leave you for the one they love
17 Dont just settle for the one you can live with , wait for the one you cant live without
18 The sun never stops shining , youve just gotta look beyond the clouds to see it
19 Underestimating your worth allows others to ignore your value
20 There's a "Hell" in hello and a "Good" in goodbye
21 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people, and im still single !!
22 That moment when you consider giving up, remember why youve held on for so long
23 Dont waste sarcasm on an idiot, it takes too long to explain
23 Giving up isnt a sign of weakness, it means you've tried to be too strong for too long
24 Dont miss out on a blessing just because its not nicely packaged
25 Sometimes "Be Yourself" is the worst possible advice you can give some people
26 "Single" doesnt always mean lonely , and "Relationship" doesnt always mean happy
27 Sometimes, what comes for free, ends up costing too much
28 If your ship hasnt come in yet, swim out to it
29 Never argue with an idiot , because anyone watching might not know the difference
30 There has been a sudden increase in the number of things you know nothing about
31 Always having to have the last word doesnt mean your right, it means you don

32 Energiser Bunny arrested, charged with battery
33 The past cant see you but the future is listening
34 If the phone doesnt ring, its me
35 My childhood may be over, but that doesnt mean my playtime is
36 I dont suffer from Insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
37 Having sex is like playing poker, If you dont have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
38 If you think a dog cant count, try putting 3biscuits in your pocket and only giving him 2
39 You cant change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future
40 It takes just as much courage to sit down and listen as it does to stand up and speak
41 A man asked a fairy to make him irresistible to all women, so she turned him into a credit card
42 I am only responsible for what I say, NOT for how others interpret it
43 Some people need to fix themselves before trying to break others
44 Username or Password incorrect, thanks for making my life easy
45 Our most unhappy customers are our greatest source of inspiration
46 Donald Trump - living proof that being a total dickhead is no barrier to becoming rich and powerful
47 The best way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it
48 Dont be so serious, if you cant laugh at yourself, call me, i'll laugh at you
49 I speak sarcasm fluently. Its not my fault that you need an interpreter
50 I had a thought, but id died of loneliness Sad
51 Always having to have the last word doesnt mean your right, its means you dont know when to shut the hell up
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, BUT I'LL BET ITS HARD TO PRONOUNCE
JAMES TATE

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