I've returned :O
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You have been lucky not to have had me as a guest here for the past 15 years.
Now I have returned to demand a new digital relationship.
Maybe you remember my crazy zodiac fetish/online relationship from the glory days of Altavista, maybe you don't.
It doesn't matter, it's good to be back.
Now I have returned to demand a new digital relationship.
Maybe you remember my crazy zodiac fetish/online relationship from the glory days of Altavista, maybe you don't.
It doesn't matter, it's good to be back.
Women with air and fire, I need your participation in a larger study of compatibility.
In return, I will offer silly compliments and a sense of togetherness.
If you sign up here voluntarily, I won't have to chase you around on the various horoscope pages.
I am a Capricorn according to the calendar and a Sagittarius according to the stars. Doesn't that sound wonderful?
In return, I will offer silly compliments and a sense of togetherness.
If you sign up here voluntarily, I won't have to chase you around on the various horoscope pages.
I am a Capricorn according to the calendar and a Sagittarius according to the stars. Doesn't that sound wonderful?
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Who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bro do you have a passport
I suggest you use it
I suggest you use it
Well at least you came back and let us now old timers know who you are/were unlike a whole massive returning users come back and don't say who they are. I still don't know who is who yet.
Posted by Jumpin_JupiterExactly
Well at least you came back and let us now old timers know who you are/were unlike a whole massive returning users come back and don't say who they are. I still don't know who is who yet.
What’s with the new names and hiding who they are?
Kind of weird 🥴
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Statistics show that the success rate of dxp dating is quite low. Better leave it as long distance occasional fck buddies and re-download tinder. Off you go!
Posted by MyStarsShineOh if I delete and come back after a long break I like to keep everyone guessing before I eventually come out and say who I am. I'm not sure if that's just as bad as not letting everyone know who I am.Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well at least you came back and let us now old timers know who you are/were unlike a whole massive returning users come back and don't say who they are. I still don't know who is who yet.
Exactly
What’s with the new names and hiding who they are?
Kind of weird 🥴click to expand
Posted by WoolyLabiaI need your help because we have important research ahead of us. To my great horror, the same ignorance still prevails here. No one knows who they are going to sleep with or if they are going to ”live” with anyone at all.
Who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As my assistant, we will jointly find out which two dxp women are the best match for us. We will explore future concepts such as internet love, also called simulated intimacy. How does this sound?
Posted by MrCap_Resurrectedyour header photo is terrifying. is that a dahmer experiment?Posted by WoolyLabia
Who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need your help because we have important research ahead of us. To my great horror, the same ignorance still prevails here. No one knows who they are going to sleep with or if they are going to ”live” with anyone at all.
As my assistant, we will jointly find out which two dxp women are the best match for us. We will explore future concepts such as internet love, also called simulated intimacy. How does this sound?click to expand
Posted by nanochipI see you're both qualified and eager to participate in a love-enhancing research study.
Statistics show that the success rate of dxp dating is quite low. Better leave it as long distance occasional fck buddies and re-download tinder. Off you go!
To get started, I need to know your 3 best and 3 worst qualities.
Include a sexual preference that is unique to you.
Posted by MidAtBestThe painting is from an exhibition I went to recently with the theme of the end of the world. I didn't have any other pictures on my new phone. What sun sign are you?Posted by MrCap_ResurrectedPosted by WoolyLabia
Who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need your help because we have important research ahead of us. To my great horror, the same ignorance still prevails here. No one knows who they are going to sleep with or if they are going to ”live” with anyone at all.
As my assistant, we will jointly find out which two dxp women are the best match for us. We will explore future concepts such as internet love, also called simulated intimacy. How does this sound?
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your header photo is terrifying. is that a dahmer experiment?click to expand
Posted by MrCap_ResurrectedGemini but my DMs are closedPosted by MidAtBestPosted by MrCap_ResurrectedPosted by WoolyLabia
Who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need your help because we have important research ahead of us. To my great horror, the same ignorance still prevails here. No one knows who they are going to sleep with or if they are going to ”live” with anyone at all.
As my assistant, we will jointly find out which two dxp women are the best match for us. We will explore future concepts such as internet love, also called simulated intimacy. How does this sound?
click to expand
your header photo is terrifying. is that a dahmer experiment?
click to expand
The painting is from an exhibition I went to recently with the theme of the end of the world. I didn't have any other pictures on my new phone. What sun sign are you?click to expand
Posted by MrCap_ResurrectedI'm bored.
Women with air and fire, I need your participation in a larger study of compatibility.
In return, I will offer silly compliments and a sense of togetherness.
If you sign up here voluntarily, I won't have to chase you around on the various horoscope pages.
I am a Capricorn according to the calendar and a Sagittarius according to the stars. Doesn't that sound wonderful?
What would you like to know about air signs?
I'd like to receive $ 100/question answered with max 200 words.
Posted by aka_xyI would like to know how you rank potential partners based on their sun signs.Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
Women with air and fire, I need your participation in a larger study of compatibility.
In return, I will offer silly compliments and a sense of togetherness.
If you sign up here voluntarily, I won't have to chase you around on the various horoscope pages.
I am a Capricorn according to the calendar and a Sagittarius according to the stars. Doesn't that sound wonderful?
I'm bored.
What would you like to know about air signs?
I'd like to receive $ 100/question answered with max 200 words.click to expand
Which ones are interesting and why?
Feel free to end with a sexual preference that is unique to you.
(My assistant handles the payments and everything else that is unpleasant)
Posted by MrCap_ResurrectedCan you list them so I don't have to type it? Thanks.Posted by aka_xyPosted by MrCap_Resurrected
Women with air and fire, I need your participation in a larger study of compatibility.
In return, I will offer silly compliments and a sense of togetherness.
If you sign up here voluntarily, I won't have to chase you around on the various horoscope pages.
I am a Capricorn according to the calendar and a Sagittarius according to the stars. Doesn't that sound wonderful?
I'm bored.
What would you like to know about air signs?
I'd like to receive $ 100/question answered with max 200 words.
click to expand
I would like to know how you rank potential partners based on their sun signs.
Which ones are interesting and why?
Feel free to end with a sexual preference that is unique to you.
(My assistant handles the payments and everything else that is unpleasant)click to expand
Posted by Jumpin_JupiterYes as bad 😂Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well at least you came back and let us now old timers know who you are/were unlike a whole massive returning users come back and don't say who they are. I still don't know who is who yet.
Exactly
What’s with the new names and hiding who they are?
Kind of weird 🥴
click to expand
Oh if I delete and come back after a long break I like to keep everyone guessing before I eventually come out and say who I am. I'm not sure if that's just as bad as not letting everyone know who I am.click to expand
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
@aka_xy There you go. I wanted to see if I could still do it in order. Nailed it!
Posted by MrsElleYou're his personal assistant 🤲🏽?
@aka_xy There you go. I wanted to see if I could still do it in order. Nailed it!
Posted by MrsElleI'm going to fuck up the code.
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
Posted by aka_xyNo! LOL. I saw it as a challenge when you asked for a list. *aries moon challenges* I wanted to see if I could list them all in order by memory.Posted by MrsElle
@aka_xy There you go. I wanted to see if I could still do it in order. Nailed it!
You're his personal assistant 🤲🏽?click to expand
Posted by MrsElle
Aries (never dated)
Taurus (i can write a book about this sign)
Gemini (friend zone)
Cancer (potential there)
Leo (too prideful for me)
Virgo (give me the good one with some fire placement)
Libra (need earth placement)
Scorpio (I need to avoid this sign, I've avoided my gut instinct every damn time and it's been right the whole time)
Sagittarius (I need one with water placement)
Capricorn (too prideful)
Aquarius (too prideful for me)
Pisces (I do)
Posted by Jumpin_JupiterI stopped caring a long time ago.
Well at least you came back and let us now old timers know who you are/were unlike a whole massive returning users come back and don't say who they are. I still don't know who is who yet.
They probably think they're interesting namedropping and talking about the old times under the mystery of their new names but nobody cares and their names wold probably not even ring a bell in the first place.
They're just a background noise
Posted by aka_xyaww 💘Posted by MrsElle
Pisces (I do)click to expand
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Posted by MrCap_ResurrectedJust don’t scare the hoes broPosted by WoolyLabia
Who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need your help because we have important research ahead of us. To my great horror, the same ignorance still prevails here. No one knows who they are going to sleep with or if they are going to ”live” with anyone at all.
As my assistant, we will jointly find out which two dxp women are the best match for us. We will explore future concepts such as internet love, also called simulated intimacy. How does this sound?click to expand
Welcome back
Posted by aka_xyAwe ❤️Posted by MrsElle
Pisces (I do)click to expand
Posted by MrsElleI wasn't asked nor am I a desirable contender for anyone by any stretch but I wanted to contribute as a masculine sign
Aries (never have been with one and only ever met 2 decent males in my life, generally a big no)
Taurus (I read that the sign ahead of you plays you like a fiddle so it would take a lot to trust one)
Gemini (the only appealing one I ever met is married with a kid so hell no)
Cancer (no, a lot of them are domestic abusers & my 1st bf was a cancer & beat me)
Leo (never had a great experience with one nor hardly met any appealing ones)
Virgo (yes yes! my #2. esp with scorpio placements and minimal libra/no Leo)
Libra (only if he has libra sun and the rest of the personal planets are scorpio with or without virgo)
Scorpio (yes, probably my #3)
Sagittarius (#4 esp with a cute lil pisces moon)
Capricorn (no, smarmy and pompous diva brats)
Aquarius (no, they are religious and want a tradwife)
Pisces (with aqua venus- #1)
Best qualities: Perfect work attendance, high creative drive when I'm so impassioned, my natural habits keep me thin and fit without going out of my way
Worst qualities: failed the driving test 5x, I have often cut myself and sent pics to my exes after they dumped me, I don't like cooking or cleaning (& have no fallopian tubes)
as far as my unique kink, I only get off to videos of chicks w severe bronchitis
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Posted by MidAtBest🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Posted by MrsElle
Aries (never have been with one and only ever met 2 decent males in my life, generally a big no)
Taurus (I read that the sign ahead of you plays you like a fiddle so it would take a lot to trust one)
Gemini (the only appealing one I ever met is married with a kid so hell no)
Cancer (no, a lot of them are domestic abusers & my 1st bf was a cancer & beat me)
Leo (never had a great experience with one nor hardly met any appealing ones)
Virgo (yes yes! my #2. esp with scorpio placements and minimal libra/no Leo)
Libra (only if he has libra sun and the rest of the personal planets are scorpio with or without virgo)
Scorpio (yes, probably my #3)
Sagittarius (#4 esp with a cute lil pisces moon)
Capricorn (no, smarmy and pompous diva brats)
Aquarius (no, they are religious and want a tradwife)
Pisces (with aqua venus- #1)
I wasn't asked nor am I a desirable contender for anyone by any stretch but I wanted to contribute as a masculine signclick to expand
Posted by hydorahIt's really not so much that I care cus id probably do the same too had it been me so I ain't got no room to talk. Though I do find it funny the old users come back pretending to be new (which by now we all know there's no more new users anymore) and coming on a thread like an innocent newborn or something.Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well at least you came back and let us now old timers know who you are/were unlike a whole massive returning users come back and don't say who they are. I still don't know who is who yet.
I stopped caring a long time ago.
They probably think they're interesting namedropping and talking about the old times under the mystery of their new names but nobody cares and their names wold probably not even ring a bell in the first place.
They're just a background noiseclick to expand
Thanks for the answers.
I used to be attracted to Scorpios and Cancers in my younger years, but I realized that their doll faces were a trap. Their personalities held no surprises and the list of interests was not long.
Wasted a lot of time without seeing my better options. It was like real connections could only exist with female friends at that time.
Have had some experience with Tauruses, they are attracted to me but I don't know why. We are not a good combination. Do you think it matters whether you have separated parents or not, that you are attracted to the wrong person if your parents were wrong for each other?
I used to be attracted to Scorpios and Cancers in my younger years, but I realized that their doll faces were a trap. Their personalities held no surprises and the list of interests was not long.
Wasted a lot of time without seeing my better options. It was like real connections could only exist with female friends at that time.
Have had some experience with Tauruses, they are attracted to me but I don't know why. We are not a good combination. Do you think it matters whether you have separated parents or not, that you are attracted to the wrong person if your parents were wrong for each other?
My preference is that I want to “own” the woman I meet in the bedroom. I think sex without bondage is like a sandwich without toppings. Maybe being “owned” would work too, have you as masculine women ever been dominated? Is that something you would agree to try?
Posted by MrCap_ResurrectedI think you might be on to something there. My virgo Capricorn virgo virgo folks weren't meant to be even though those signs are supposedly so call compatible with each other. And even I had a few toxic relationships myself as well as all of my sisters and brothers had toxic relationships to their spouses as well. My parents separated when we were all very young. We know our virgo step dad much longer than we know our biological Capricorn dad. None of us know anything about our Capricorn dad.
Thanks for the answers.
I used to be attracted to Scorpios and Cancers in my younger years, but I realized that their doll faces were a trap. Their personalities held no surprises and the list of interests was not long.
Wasted a lot of time without seeing my better options. It was like real connections could only exist with female friends at that time.
Have had some experience with Tauruses, they are attracted to me but I don't know why. We are not a good combination. Do you think it matters whether you have separated parents or not, that you are attracted to the wrong person if your parents were wrong for each other?
Let's make this even more interesting. Why don't we share a sexual fantasy we've had that hasn't been realized yet. No one needs to write a whole novel, but the broad strokes and dynamics are exciting. While I appreciate the humor in the thread, try to keep it serious, this can be instructive.
My answers were serious btw 😰😔 #foreveralone
I'm vanilla everything's been realized, I just want sex to be over as quickly as possible
I'm vanilla everything's been realized, I just want sex to be over as quickly as possible
Posted by MidAtBestI guess it makes sense from a biological perspective.
My answers were serious btw 😰😔 #foreveralone
I'm vanilla everything's been realized, I just want sex to be over as quickly as possible
Posted by MrCap_ResurrectedI'm definitely a very troubled anomalyPosted by MidAtBest
My answers were serious btw 😰😔 #foreveralone
I'm vanilla everything's been realized, I just want sex to be over as quickly as possible
I guess it makes sense from a biological perspective.click to expand
My fantasy
Having my hair brushed and played with for hours, foot and body massage with warm essential oils, dinner cooked and then to be left alone to read a good book 😃😂📚
And that’s my sensual Taurus placements talking and not my sexy Scorpio/Aries stuff 😃
Having my hair brushed and played with for hours, foot and body massage with warm essential oils, dinner cooked and then to be left alone to read a good book 😃😂📚
And that’s my sensual Taurus placements talking and not my sexy Scorpio/Aries stuff 😃
Posted by MyStarsShineSure, but the book you borrowed from me turns out to contain graphic pornography. What happens next?
My fantasy
Having my hair brushed and played with for hours, foot and body massage with warm essential oils, dinner cooked and then to be left alone to read a good book 😃😂📚
And that’s my sensual Taurus placements talking and not my sexy Scorpio/Aries stuff 😃
Posted by MrCap_ResurrectedThat’d turn me off so nothingPosted by MyStarsShine
My fantasy
Having my hair brushed and played with for hours, foot and body massage with warm essential oils, dinner cooked and then to be left alone to read a good book 😃😂📚
And that’s my sensual Taurus placements talking and not my sexy Scorpio/Aries stuff 😃
Sure, but the book you borrowed from me turns out to contain graphic pornography. What happens next?click to expand
Sorry
Graphic or porn isn’t my thing
This will require time and patience. Being a stranger probably doesn't help the situation. The question is, how would you have answered if your boyfriend asked the same thing?
Posted by MrCap_ResurrectedI wouldn’t be with a bloke that was into graphic porn
This will require time and patience. Being a stranger probably doesn't help the situation. The question is, how would you have answered if your boyfriend asked the same thing?
Why would we need that when we’ve off the scale red hot 🔥💥chemistry.
Posted by MyStarsShineDoes that mean you don't see each other as two big juicy pieces of meat? Fascinating.Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
This will require time and patience. Being a stranger probably doesn't help the situation. The question is, how would you have answered if your boyfriend asked the same thing?
I wouldn’t be with a bloke that was into graphic porn
Why would we need that when we’ve off the scale red hot 🔥💥chemistry.click to expand
Posted by MrCap_ResurrectedDidn’t ~ *past*! tensePosted by MyStarsShinePosted by MrCap_Resurrected
This will require time and patience. Being a stranger probably doesn't help the situation. The question is, how would you have answered if your boyfriend asked the same thing?
I wouldn’t be with a bloke that was into graphic porn
Why would we need that when we’ve off the scale red hot 🔥💥chemistry.
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Does that mean you don't see each other as two big juicy pieces of meat? Fascinating.click to expand
And … no we didn’t
Posted by MrCap_Resurrected🤔
You have been lucky not to have had me as a guest here for the past 15 years.
Now I have returned to demand a new digital relationship.
Maybe you remember my crazy zodiac fetish/online relationship from the glory days of Altavista, maybe you don't.
It doesn't matter, it's good to be back.
So you left right before I started dxp. How unfortunate. 😜
Now, like a true fire sign, imma gonna ghost this thread. 😛
Posted by poppyflowerHow can I reward you with details from my own fantasies when you act more troublesome than you really are? Dxp needs confessions not denial. Are you going to force me to ghost my own topic? How do you justify such evil?
Now, like a true fire sign, imma gonna ghost this thread. 😛
Ahh man I cannot compete with this guy.
Posted by Walk_on_byWe will find your perfect computer partner too, trust the science.
Ahh man I cannot compete with this guy.
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